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Old 01-11-2012, 07:52 AM   #1
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?I?ve slept with 300 women but I want to stop?

A sex addict's cold turkey

Only 300?

Fucking part timer and probably gay.
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Old 01-11-2012, 07:57 AM   #2
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The difference is. He didn't have to pay for it.
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Old 01-11-2012, 07:59 AM   #3
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A sex addict's cold turkey

Only 300?

Fucking part timer and probably gay.
I haven't even slept with 30. What does that make me?
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:03 AM   #4
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"Jeff Leach regularly watches porn" - WTF does that have to do with anything? Caption under the photo.

I watch porn all the time and don't feel the need to fill my mommy/daddy issues with fucking boat loads of rotting genital disease infested whores.
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:03 AM   #5
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The difference is. He didn't have to pay for it.
but his life style is dangerous either way...
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:07 AM   #6
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300 hahaha i did more than that last night.
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:10 AM   #7
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Poor him.

There's guys who dream they can be that good with women -- or can't get laid, period. We're supposed to sympathize with a guy that has TOO MUCH sex with random girls? Somebody punch him in the face.
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:14 AM   #8
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The difference is. He didn't have to pay for it.
bingo. if paul worked a regular 8 hour a day job for most of his life he'd probably of banged less than 10.
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:18 AM   #9
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not really addicted to sex. in a way we all are.
his problem is he cannot find a stable relationship.
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:28 AM   #11
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300 hahaha i did more than that last night.
Then you woke up.
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not really addicted to sex. in a way we all are.
his problem is he cannot find a stable relationship.
Exactly. His real problem is that he's an asshole.
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:08 AM   #13
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The difference is. He didn't have to pay for it.
You mean girls give it away for free? That won't work.

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bingo. if paul worked a regular 8 hour a day job for most of his life he'd probably of banged less than 10.
I wouldn't of made enough money to pay them all. So spot on.
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:12 AM   #14
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Exactly. His real problem is that he's an asshole.
that is what im thinking.

everyone worth their salt has probably banged enough chicks.

but if you cant manage to keep one of them, there is something wrong with you.
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:12 AM   #15
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I haven't even slept with 30. What does that make me?
Bad volleybal player :-)
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that is what im thinking.

everyone worth their salt has probably banged enough chicks.

but if you cant manage to keep one of them, there is something wrong with you.
I've always thought guys shouldn't go out looking for a wife. Maybe a guy can want that life, but actively pursuing someone to fit that mold will not end well. Better to just fuck your brains out for as long as possible, and if there's a girl you can't throw away, then marry her. If not, then keep on fucking.
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:41 AM   #17
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:57 AM   #18
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The difference is. He didn't have to pay for it.
Everyone pays for it.

Drinks, food, gas, entertainment, your time... none of that is free. It often actually costs more to have sex with non-prostitutes than it does to have sex with prostitutes.
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:01 PM   #20
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I've always thought guys shouldn't go out looking for a wife.
I was always on the look out for wives. Great easy lays if hubby isn't performing.

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Everyone pays for it.

Drinks, food, gas, entertainment, your time... none of that is free. It often actually costs more to have sex with non-prostitutes than it does to have sex with prostitutes.
Especially for what I paid them.

And best of all. They go home afterwards.

Actually I've slept with very few women. I hate the embarrassing morning ritual of being nice to each other both knowing it was a one niter. Enjoyable, but all you had in common was the sex. I had 4 phone lines at home, one for business, fax, mobile and personal. So all I had to do was wait for her to go to the loo. Phone a friend who phoned back 15 minutes later. Make out I had a crisis and she would have to go. Offer to get her a taxi and dial them without waiting for her to reply. Looking panicky. Works great.

Then go back to bed after she left and put the business answer phone on an answering machine

These days it's bliss. I wake up most morning to the same smiling face, happy to see me and showing the joy of sharing another day with me. Sometimes nuzzling up to me, sometimes tickling me, always happy and always wagging that bloody tail of his. Eva has left for work and told Rajah to get me out of bed, to feed him.
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:14 PM   #22
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A sex addict's cold turkey

Only 300?

Fucking part timer and probably gay.
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Everyone pays for it.

Drinks, food, gas, entertainment, your time... none of that is free. It often actually costs more to have sex with non-prostitutes than it does to have sex with prostitutes.
well not really, thats stupid, what if you are your girlfriend split bills?
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any farm animals? just kidding
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"It's said the average British man has had 13 sexual partners and women have had just seven."

So assuming there is a 1:1 ratio of men always sleeping with women, the average for both groups should be identical. In other words, 7 for men and 7 for women.

Now that it's a seven to 13 ratio, that means the men that claim to have 13 partners are have sex with 7 women, and 5 other men.
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well not really, thats stupid, what if you are your girlfriend split bills?
thats just what guys like him say to justify paying for sex.
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