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pr0 · 02-05-2003, 11:00 PM

Sittin here watchin it.....And george carlin holding up a sign saying "Will give head for ride"

Gets me pissin my pants every time...

going down on the nun

I've seen it 5 times now, & its still fucking hallarious...

And just for the record....

You love the cock!

oscer · 02-05-2003, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
Sittin here watchin it.....And george carlin holding up a sign saying "Will give head for ride" Gets me pissin my pants every time...

going down on the nun

I've seen it 5 times now, & its still fucking hallarious...

And just for the record....

You love the cock!

Quit Bitting off my Style Bitch Im Watching Dogma

drunkmonkey · 02-05-2003, 11:02 PM

..and after your finished say "what a nice tea party"

great flick.

PerfectionGirls · 02-05-2003, 11:02 PM

Thats awesome! I seen it when it first came out and pissed myself at the movies! LOL The Nun was perfect!!!

psyko514 · 02-05-2003, 11:02 PM

Kevin Smith kicks ass!
I have Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on DVD...
I wanna get the rest of the series.

oscer · 02-05-2003, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
Kevin Smith kicks ass!
I have Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on DVD...
I wanna get the rest of the series.

Im slowing working my way throught the Series too

I have Jay and Silent Bob and Dogma so far

drunkmonkey · 02-05-2003, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by oscer

Quit Bitting off my Style Bitch Im Watching Dogma

Dogma= great underrated flick

psyko514 · 02-05-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by oscer

Im slowing working my way throught the Series too

I have Jay and Silent Bob and Dogma so far

I can pick em all up brand new on VHS for $6 cdn each... but I'd rather find used DVDs on ebay for 9.99 us

NoCarrier · 02-05-2003, 11:11 PM

You can't go wrong with Clerks and Mallrats

http://www.viewaskew.com/movies/mallrats/batman.mov

TurboTrucker · 02-05-2003, 11:17 PM

I've seen all of those I think. Chasing Amy was really good although a bit more dramatic than comedic.

All good movies, I enjoy the dialogue-rich content.

oscer · 02-05-2003, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514

I can pick em all up brand new on VHS for $6 cdn each... but I'd rather find used DVDs on ebay for 9.99 us

Yea i been ordering Collectors Series

drunkmonkey · 02-05-2003, 11:25 PM

fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

pr0 · 02-05-2003, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by drunkmonkey
fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

HELL YEA

drunkmonkey · 02-05-2003, 11:30 PM

boooooong!

Pointless · 02-05-2003, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by drunkmonkey
fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

i cracked up when they started singing that 'jungle love'

psyko514 · 02-05-2003, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkmonkey
fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

rolling blunts and smoking..
uh, let me get a nickle bag.
15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show, than you owe me, owe me, owe.

drunkmonkey · 02-05-2003, 11:34 PM

Bitch, don't you NEVER say an unkind word about The Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives after Morris Day and Jerome! I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy, and Tubby here's my black manservant!

psyko514 · 02-05-2003, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by Pointless
i cracked up when they started singing that 'jungle love'

my jungle love... yeah... owee owee oh.. i think i wanna know ya know ya...
what the hell you singing?
you don't know jungle love? that shit is the mad notes! written by god herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world! the muthafuckin' time!

pr0 · 02-05-2003, 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514

my jungle love... yeah... owee owee oh.. i think i wanna know ya know ya...
what the hell you singing?
you don't know jungle love? that shit is the mad notes! written by god herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world! the muthafuckin' time!

SykkBoy · 02-06-2003, 12:03 AM

I can't believe I didn't recognize Judd Nelson in that flick until the final credits.......

"Dogma" is still my favorite of the series.......

Triple 6 · 02-06-2003, 12:07 AM

Ok, I only saw 1 movie with them in it... maybe it was Dogma, not sure. Can some1 plz list all the movies they are in?

thanks

drunkmonkey · 02-06-2003, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6
Ok, I only saw 1 movie with them in it... maybe it was Dogma, not sure. Can some1 plz list all the movies they are in?

thanks

Clerks
Mallrats
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

check out:
Chasing Amy
Dogma

TurboTrucker · 02-06-2003, 12:08 AM

Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Am I missing any?

escorpio · 02-06-2003, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I can't believe I didn't recognize Judd Nelson in that flick until the final credits.......

"Dogma" is still my favorite of the series.......

I didn't recognize him either. That tubby bitch has been spending a lot of time at the buffet! I have all KS movies on DVD. Dogma is my favorite.

pr0 · 02-06-2003, 12:22 AM

i just popped clerks into my dvd player...never seen the whole thing before

escorpio · 02-06-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by TurboTrucker
Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Am I missing any?

No. But "An Evening With Kevin Smith" has been released recently. I guess it is tapes of his lectures. I can't find it locally, every place is sold out. Has anyone seen it?

kaylacam · 02-06-2003, 12:26 AM

I love ALL of them! I have been a View Askew fan for years! I am still shocked, tho, that Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn Smith...Harley Quinn is my FAVE CB character and I am getting a new tattoo tomorrow of her and Poison Ivy hugging, but I am not sure I would want to name my CHILD Harley Quinn!

LOL

Zebra · 02-06-2003, 12:35 AM

Don't forget that Jay and Silent Bob were in the last Scream movie.

I have all the Kevin Smith DVD's signed by the dude himself plus a few comics. A couple years ago I stood in line behind him in the bathroom waiting to piss. He was jazzed that he was in line to piss behind Don Bluth (the animator behind Secret of N.I.M.H, American Tail, Land Before Time, Dragon's Lair, etc..) funny how things are relative like that.

Walt Flannigan gave me change for a $20 one time.

rdunn404 · 02-06-2003, 01:35 AM

BOO BOO KITTY FUCK!

PersianKitty · 02-06-2003, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by rdunn404
BOO BOO KITTY FUCK!

I was wondering when someone was gonna say that.

psyko514 · 02-06-2003, 01:37 AM

SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!!

psyko514 · 02-06-2003, 01:40 AM

SNOOGANS!

pr0 · 02-06-2003, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
Don't forget that Jay and Silent Bob were in the last Scream movie.

I have all the Kevin Smith DVD's signed by the dude himself plus a few comics. A couple years ago I stood in line behind him in the bathroom waiting to piss. He was jazzed that he was in line to piss behind Don Bluth (the animator behind Secret of N.I.M.H, American Tail, Land Before Time, Dragon's Lair, etc..) funny how things are relative like that.

Walt Flannigan gave me change for a $20 one time.

hellz yea...its crazy how shits relative

Sappy · 02-06-2003, 03:32 AM

My love for you berzerkerrr!!

You want fuck berzerkerrr!

Zebra · 02-06-2003, 03:44 AM

Would you like a pretzel?

GTS Mark · 02-06-2003, 04:59 AM

What the fuck is the internet?

DH

AOLGuy · 02-06-2003, 05:21 AM

It's a place used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography together.

AOLGuy · 02-06-2003, 05:22 AM

If you don't own it, get the Clerks cartoon on DVD.

Commentaries are worth it alone!

That and the final episode...

Rex · 02-06-2003, 06:20 AM

That is a great flick. Check out the Clerks cartoons - now those are hilarious!

Captain Evil · 02-06-2003, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sappy
My love for you berzerkerrr!!

You want fuck berzerkerrr!

That should be:

My love for you is like a truck BERERKER!
Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER!

DrewKole · 02-06-2003, 06:37 AM

I base my life after those movies.

Kevin Smith is a demi-god. ;)

Butrflied · 02-06-2003, 07:43 AM

I'm a huge fan of Kevin Smith .. I was working in a video store when Clerks came out .. of course it was an immediate favorite .. I own all of them on dvd. And eventhough I've gotten pretty attached to Kevin's Jersey characters, I can't wait to see how he moves on with Jersey Girl.

Raph · 02-06-2003, 07:52 AM

that movie's the bomb :D

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

StacyCat · 02-06-2003, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
Would you like a pretzel?

Its "Would you like a chocolate Covered Pretzel" ya dingbat

Vivaldi · 02-06-2003, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkmonkey
fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

i have this song set at my phone as a ringtone

Zebra · 02-06-2003, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat

Its "Would you like a chocolate Covered Pretzel" ya dingbat

See what I get for posting late at night when my brain is fried

Raph · 02-06-2003, 08:19 AM

yo fuck, fuck, fuck the police

quiet · 02-06-2003, 08:22 AM

BEZERKER!!

stocktrader23 · 02-06-2003, 08:38 AM

Tea Baggin My Balls..

Sarah_Jayne · 02-06-2003, 08:40 AM

Kevin Smith is my hero - no joke. He inspires me to write. I met him once when I was back in Boston and we went to a special showing of Mallrats when it came out. He signed my friend's milk duds container and was very cool.

I love all of the films. If you haven't seen Clerks and Mallrats you are missing so much in the rest of the movies. They are all full of in jokes. Dogma is is plastered with them and Jay and Bob is just one big in joke. If you don't know the other films you only saw a 1/4 of the movie. Afterall Jay and Bob was pretty much just a farewell gift to the fans.

The Nun: Carrie Fisher

Judd Nelson - I missed him too! It too to the credits for me to notice. He is still harsh tho..lol

02-05-2003, 11:00 PM	#1
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Jay & silent bob Sittin here watchin it.....And george carlin holding up a sign saying "Will give head for ride" Gets me pissin my pants every time... going down on the nun I've seen it 5 times now, & its still fucking hallarious... And just for the record.... You love the cock! __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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drunkmonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: behind you Posts:1,075,324 Posts: 799	..and after your finished say "what a nice tea party" great flick.

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Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	Don't forget that Jay and Silent Bob were in the last Scream movie. I have all the Kevin Smith DVD's signed by the dude himself plus a few comics. A couple years ago I stood in line behind him in the bathroom waiting to piss. He was jazzed that he was in line to piss behind Don Bluth (the animator behind Secret of N.I.M.H, American Tail, Land Before Time, Dragon's Lair, etc..) funny how things are relative like that. Walt Flannigan gave me change for a $20 one time. __________________ Old School

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DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	I base my life after those movies. Kevin Smith is a demi-god. ;)

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Kevin Smith is my hero - no joke. He inspires me to write. I met him once when I was back in Boston and we went to a special showing of Mallrats when it came out. He signed my friend's milk duds container and was very cool. I love all of the films. If you haven't seen Clerks and Mallrats you are missing so much in the rest of the movies. They are all full of in jokes. Dogma is is plastered with them and Jay and Bob is just one big in joke. If you don't know the other films you only saw a 1/4 of the movie. Afterall Jay and Bob was pretty much just a farewell gift to the fans. The Nun: Carrie Fisher Judd Nelson - I missed him too! It too to the credits for me to notice. He is still harsh tho..lol