Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren: My Home is NOT The Playboy Mansion! - GoFuckYourself.com

Emma · 01-16-2012, 10:35 AM

Everyone knows ... nothing attracts hot, young naked women like a badass grotto (just ask Hugh Hefner) which might be why Elin Nordegren is officially SCRAPPING plans to build one at her post-Tiger Florida mansion.

Elin's engineer has filed documents to alter the specs on her multi-million dollar mansion re-building project in North Palm Beach.

In the docs, the engineer notes that Elin has decided to 86 the pool grotto and make a "slight reconfiguration" in the shape of the pool.

As we previously reported, Elin bought the place for a cool $12.5 mil ... then leveled it to build her dream home from the ground up. Clearly, money is not an issue. TMZ

Harmon · 01-16-2012, 10:38 AM

Tiger Woods is an idiot. I don't give a fuck what him or his cunt-tastic ex-wife have to bitch about. What, did they have to split up like a billion dollars or some shit? Life must be rough.

J. Falcon · 01-16-2012, 10:42 AM

She is just another expensive whore.

justinsain · 01-16-2012, 02:22 PM

I believe the house she bought had major damage from termites or something like that so basically she was buying it for the prime property to build her dream home.

Scott McD · 01-16-2012, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Tiger Woods is an idiot. I don't give a fuck what him or his cunt-tastic ex-wife have to bitch about. What, did they have to split up like a billion dollars or some shit? Life must be rough.

Exactly.

Fuck em' both...

Joshua G · 01-16-2012, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by justinsain

I believe the house she bought had major damage from termites or something like that so basically she was buying it for the prime property to build her dream home.

just my opinion, no facts to back this up, but i think the termite excuse was total bullshit. Nobody who owns a 12 million home lets termites run amok.

jigg · 01-16-2012, 04:54 PM

given that the property is on the water with beach access, the price makes sense.

I looked online mid last year at properties and found some multi-million dollar homes for sale in South Florida, many on not so great locations, that had nothing indoors, kitchens ripped out, everything taken including the toilets. Some had grass growing out of the pool

Operator · 01-16-2012, 07:05 PM

I'd not not beat her?

bronco67 · 01-16-2012, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Emma

Everyone knows ... nothing attracts hot, young naked women like a badass grotto (just ask Hugh Hefner) which might be why Elin Nordegren is officially SCRAPPING plans to build one at her post-Tiger Florida mansion.

Elin's engineer has filed documents to alter the specs on her multi-million dollar mansion re-building project in North Palm Beach.

In the docs, the engineer notes that Elin has decided to 86 the pool grotto and make a "slight reconfiguration" in the shape of the pool.

As we previously reported, Elin bought the place for a cool $12.5 mil ... then leveled it to build her dream home from the ground up. Clearly, money is not an issue. TMZ

Fuck her. Wasn't she a nanny, or some shit? I'd love to see these stupid hoes go out and make their own millions. Does that ever really happen?

mozadek · 01-16-2012, 09:16 PM

Elin is creating more jobs than Obama's stimulus/slush fund.

Socks · 01-17-2012, 12:09 AM

I think there exists a "too rich to get married" level.

BettingHandle · 01-17-2012, 03:30 AM

She bought a $12.5 million mansion in Florida so that her kids could be close to their father.

Operator · 01-17-2012, 03:43 AM

Disputable circumstances

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 01-17-2012, 08:29 AM

She is a slut.

Operator · 01-17-2012, 08:31 AM

Undisputable

Tom_PM · 01-17-2012, 08:43 AM

non-standard pool = grotto = playboy mansion = ?

Elin, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

ilnjscb · 01-17-2012, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing

She is a slut.

No, he was the slut. She married for money.

nico-t · 01-17-2012, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

No, he was the slut. She married for money.

so the good phrase would be 'she is a whore'.

Operator · 01-24-2012, 08:02 AM

legionnaires disease

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jigg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,527	given that the property is on the water with beach access, the price makes sense. I looked online mid last year at properties and found some multi-million dollar homes for sale in South Florida, many on not so great locations, that had nothing indoors, kitchens ripped out, everything taken including the toilets. Some had grass growing out of the pool __________________ ...... eight,eight,two,eight,eight,four,two ......

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