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TurboAngel · 01-31-2012, 08:59 AM

I got bit in the ass with some karma today.

When I was 7 I pulled an April fools joke on my parents, I took the sugar out and put salt in so when they got up for coffee they would get salt, at the time I thought it would be a great joke. I got into soooooo much trouble over that. LOL

I went over to my friends house and she had just made coffee so I went to get a cup and boom I go into the wrong canister so I had 4 spoonfuls of salt in my coffee. LMFAO That was soooo nasty.

Only took 30 years but that shit came back and got me.

;)

CurrentlySober · 01-31-2012, 09:04 AM

I agree - Her return at the Royal Rumble was less than impressive...

Dirty F · 01-31-2012, 09:05 AM

Karma doesn't exist.

TurboAngel · 01-31-2012, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I agree - Her return at the Royal Rumble was less than impressive...

I would be scared of her!

Barefootsies · 01-31-2012, 09:27 AM

"Karma" does not exist.

Neither does Santa, Easter Bunny, Boogie Man, or Devils/Angels on your shoulders, etc..

brassmonkey · 01-31-2012, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I agree - Her return at the Royal Rumble was less than impressive...

i bet she can cook her ass off.

TurboAngel · 01-31-2012, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

"Karma" does not exist.

Neither does Santa, Easter Bunny, Boogie Man, or Devils/Angels on your shoulders, etc..

WTF? Now I'm heart broken.

96ukssob · 01-31-2012, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Karma doesn't exist.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

"Karma" does not exist.

Neither does Santa, Easter Bunny, Boogie Man, or Devils/Angels on your shoulders, etc..

SHHH!!! People knowing this wont behave and do nice things. its a good way for people to stay on their toes

Karma is the adult version of Santa, but year round

SykkBoy · 01-31-2012, 12:11 PM

Karma may not exist...

but karma E-cigarettes do
;-)

Sid70 · 01-31-2012, 01:52 PM

Jman · 01-31-2012, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i bet she can cook her ass off.

Aunt Jamima reincarnated badass style ;-)

JenniDahling · 01-31-2012, 02:12 PM

Karma does indeed exists!

This is Karma

She can be a bitch

And she'll shoot you with her laser eyes if you don't watch out!

Pew pew pew

LeRoy · 01-31-2012, 02:14 PM

For those who said karma does not exist... I'd be careful over the next few days.

That shit bites you in the ass when you least expect it ;)

TurboAngel · 01-31-2012, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Karma does indeed exists!

This is Karma

She can be a bitch

And she'll shoot you with her laser eyes if you don't watch out!

Pew pew pew

Awwwwwww how cute.

TurboAngel · 01-31-2012, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

For those who said karma does not exist... I'd be careful over the next few days.

That shit bites you in the ass when you least expect it ;)

stocktrader23 · 01-31-2012, 10:05 PM

Karma very much exists, just not due to magic.

Zarathustra · 01-31-2012, 10:16 PM

well it does exist in a sense and can be easily proven

For example go out into the street and start randomly punching people in the face and see what happens

Then go out into the street and do something very simple like randomly starting a convo with random people. I bet you will end up with something very nice at the end of the day

I once found $2000 in an envelope at the supermarket and returned it to the adreress on the envelope. Lets just say I got a lot more than $2000 back from the person once I returned it

2ndxachrm · 01-31-2012, 10:22 PM

I am a firm believer in Karma, you never know when it will hit you.

stocktrader23 · 01-31-2012, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Zarathustra

I once found $2000 in an envelope at the supermarket and returned it to the adreress on the envelope. Lets just say I got a lot more than $2000 back from the person once I returned it

So you paid for a hooker with their own money? PIMP!

uno · 01-31-2012, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Karma does indeed exists!
She can be a bitch

Pew pew pew

He's totally starting to pop one.

Dirty F · 02-01-2012, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by 2ndxachrm

I am a firm believer in Karma, you never know when it will hit you.

Based on what? Can you give me any evidence whatsoever that karma exists? And who or what controls karma? Who created it?

Dirty F · 02-01-2012, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Zarathustra

well it does exist in a sense and can be easily proven

For example go out into the street and start randomly punching people in the face and see what happens

Then go out into the street and do something very simple like randomly starting a convo with random people. I bet you will end up with something very nice at the end of the day

I once found $2000 in an envelope at the supermarket and returned it to the adreress on the envelope. Lets just say I got a lot more than $2000 back from the person once I returned it

That has nothing to do with karma, you freak. It has all to do with you desperately wanting to believe in something, for whatever fucked up reason.
I'm willing to bet you believe in ghosts as well. Am i right?

Vjo · 02-01-2012, 05:47 AM

First trick every lil hellion learns while sitting in the cafe.

Lykos · 02-01-2012, 05:50 AM

Hehe ,it is indeed

CaptainHowdy · 02-01-2012, 05:53 AM

Karma is for douchebags, not for rednecks ...

seeandsee · 02-01-2012, 06:06 AM

i dont believe in karma,
boys will be boys

raymor · 02-01-2012, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by stocktrader23

Karma very much exists, just not due to magic.

Yep. Plant corn in spring, you'll harvest corn in autumn. Plant thistles, you'll harvest thistles.

Just Alex · 02-01-2012, 07:25 AM

I was hoping it was Chris Malick topic.

Dirty F · 02-01-2012, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

I was hoping it was Chris Malick topic.

Are you Asian?

DamianJ · 02-01-2012, 08:41 AM

Does everyone here posting about karma also believe in the tooth fairy?

Fucking lulz.

Can anyone that does believe in it post just *one* link to any peer reviewed scientific paper agreeing with you?

Also, FOUR spoons of sugar? Holy fuck.

CaptainHowdy · 02-01-2012, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Can anyone that does believe in it post just *one* link to any peer reviewed scientific paper agreeing with you?

Tom_PM · 02-01-2012, 08:58 AM

Yeah, I was waiting for someone to mention the FOUR spoons of sugar in a cup of coffee, hehehe. I hope it was a big ass mug or thermos! Time to cut down

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 09:03 AM

ok I must be the only one who thinks "Props on the prank you pulled at 7!!!" very clever

TurboAngel · 02-01-2012, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Yeah, I was waiting for someone to mention the FOUR spoons of sugar in a cup of coffee, hehehe. I hope it was a big ass mug or thermos! Time to cut down

I like a little coffee with my sugar and cream.

TurboAngel · 02-01-2012, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

ok I must be the only one who thinks "Props on the prank you pulled at 7!!!" very clever

Thanks for that!

Dirty F · 02-02-2012, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Does everyone here posting about karma also believe in the tooth fairy?

Fucking lulz.

Can anyone that does believe in it post just *one* link to any peer reviewed scientific paper agreeing with you?

They just ignore this and keep on believing. Because they want to. People want to add mystery in their life. Based on...well...nothing. They just want it. Makes things more exciting i guess.

Chosen · 02-02-2012, 05:48 AM

Coffee sucks...

brassmonkey · 02-02-2012, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Karma is for douchebags, not for rednecks ...

John-ACWM · 02-02-2012, 08:27 AM

Guess one can associate karma with many events.

daniel_webcams · 02-02-2012, 09:17 AM

it depends on the day...

TurboAngel · 02-02-2012, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by daniel_webcams

it depends on the day...

Well hey you!

01-31-2012, 08:59 AM	#1
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	KARMA is a BITCH I got bit in the ass with some karma today. When I was 7 I pulled an April fools joke on my parents, I took the sugar out and put salt in so when they got up for coffee they would get salt, at the time I thought it would be a great joke. I got into soooooo much trouble over that. LOL I went over to my friends house and she had just made coffee so I went to get a cup and boom I go into the wrong canister so I had 4 spoonfuls of salt in my coffee. LMFAO That was soooo nasty. Only took 30 years but that shit came back and got me. ;)

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Zarathustra Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,094	well it does exist in a sense and can be easily proven For example go out into the street and start randomly punching people in the face and see what happens Then go out into the street and do something very simple like randomly starting a convo with random people. I bet you will end up with something very nice at the end of the day I once found $2000 in an envelope at the supermarket and returned it to the adreress on the envelope. Lets just say I got a lot more than $2000 back from the person once I returned it

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