Best movie lines

[WeirdHomer]

What are the best movie lines that kept floating around in your head?

I never forgot a scene from "The Devil's Advocate". Scene where Pacino is talking to Reeves while Eddie Barzoon (Jeffrey Jones) is jogging in the park and gets killed by Pacinos demons.

"Eddie Barzoon, Eddie Barzoon. Hah! Oh, I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. Heh. God's creature, right? God's special creature? Hah! And I've warned him Kevin, I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a windup toy! Like 250 pounds of self serving greed on wheels. The next thousand years is right around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon-take a good look, because he's the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse, grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold plated fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own god, and where can you go from there? And as we're scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity. And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare. It's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future! We got a runaway train boy, we got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of 'em getting ready to fist-fuck god's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach out toward their pristine, cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable hours. And then it hits home! You gotta pay your own way, Eddie. It's a little late in the game to buy out now! Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're screaming for someone to help! But guess what? There's no one there! You're all alone, Eddie. You're god's special little creature. Maybe it's true, maybe god threw the dice once too often. Maybe he let us all down."

Fucking magical lines and scene.

[Cherry7]

That's one snappy quote you got there...

[SykkBoy]

From Blade Trinity:
"It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt"

[Rochard]

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

[digitalfantasies]

You went full retard man... never go FULL retard

[leg4]

"Don't take life too seriously, You'll never get out alive." --Van Wilder

"Everyday's a good day Kid, Just try missing one...Once" --Pool Hall Junkies

"Man...Get your self to the Grand Canyon" --Grand Granyon

"I was somewhere around Barstow...when the drugs began to kick in." --Fear&Loathing

[datingleads]

Team America:

Gary Johnston: "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

Lisa: [to Gary] You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".

Tons of classics in that movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes

[Supz]

i hope you pasted that.

[Si]

Not even going to bother after reading some of these.

Van Wilder and Team America? + Best movie lines?

[Coup]

[Slick]

Tommy Boy is full of great movie lines

[Slick]

Then you also got some Beautford T Justice quotes, my favorite is
"Daddy, look at that big ugly aligator", "That reminds me, I gotta call your mamma tonight", ha ha ha.


I should watch those movies again, it's been a while

[AAB]

This has got to be the worst movie lines thread in the history of t3h interweb