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CurrentlySober · 02-08-2012, 03:18 AM

I've tried an iguana (Based on Juicy's advice) but as a beginner it bit me... So looking for other suggestions?

Thanks in advance...

BIGTYMER · 02-08-2012, 03:21 AM

Frozen Fish.

CurrentlySober · 02-08-2012, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Frozen Fish.

what type of fish? a minnow may be too small, but a trout to large?

please speak specifically, based upon personal experience... thanks!

EddyTheDog · 02-08-2012, 03:29 AM

My cock - Now bend over.....

CurrentlySober · 02-08-2012, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

My cock - Now bend over.....

Im In Devon ! Please Pop round !

( I'll put the kettle on ! ) Woot Woot !

scarlettcontent · 02-08-2012, 03:47 AM

try an antenna then see if you can tune into the bbc at the same time....

CurrentlySober · 02-08-2012, 03:48 AM

i cunt afford an antenna...

scarlettcontent · 02-08-2012, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i cunt afford an antenna...

try your wireless router antenna first then once you get used to that go up on the roof and try the big one...

BladeZ · 02-08-2012, 04:10 AM

NewNick · 02-08-2012, 04:26 AM

DamianJ ?

Double trouble · 02-08-2012, 04:27 AM

CurrentlySober · 02-08-2012, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewNick

DamianJ ?

No... Despite trying, (On a few occasions) I cant fit DamainJ up my arse...

CurrentlySober · 02-08-2012, 05:01 AM

I have recived a PM from Gary... But I'm still not sure...

biskoppen · 02-08-2012, 05:49 AM

New Mexico

Failed · 02-08-2012, 05:55 AM

Poo?

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javinder_mn · 02-08-2012, 05:56 AM

Tantric-Yoga position of the Kama Sutra?

fatfoo · 02-08-2012, 06:13 AM

Iguana is a lizard native to tropical areas of Central America and the Caribbean. The lizard possesses a dewlap, a row of spines running down their back to their tail, and a third "eye" on their head. Behind their neck are small scales which resemble spikes. These scales may be a variety of colors. Iguanas have excellent vision and can see shapes, shadows, colors and movement at long distances. Iguanas use their eyes to navigate through crowded forests, as well as for finding food. They use visual signals to communicate with other iguanas.

Known as the "chickens of the trees," iguanas have been eaten as a delicacy. Recent studies and efforts to grow the iguana as a food staple are interesting. With consumers willing to pay more for the meat than fish, poultry, pork or beef, iguana farming can provide an economic incentive to grow lizards and not to fell forests to create more space for growing crops or cattle. Local farmers, who once hunted the iguana, are now learning how to raise them for food and for income generation in the production of leather products.

calvinawe · 02-08-2012, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Im In Devon ! Please Pop round !

say hi to afx

Inter-Sex · 02-08-2012, 06:59 AM

Your bot is ill Fatfoo !

John-ACWM · 02-08-2012, 10:43 AM

LOL funny pic with the location.

Spunky · 02-08-2012, 10:44 AM

Bic lighters or hamsters

SIK · 02-08-2012, 11:25 AM

an ANVIL.
yes.

2012 · 02-08-2012, 01:50 PM

stick this in there

NewNick · 02-08-2012, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

Iguana is a lizard native to tropical areas of Central America and the Caribbean. The lizard possesses a dewlap, a row of spines running down their back to their tail, and a third "eye" on their head. Behind their neck are small scales which resemble spikes. These scales may be a variety of colors. Iguanas have excellent vision and can see shapes, shadows, colors and movement at long distances. Iguanas use their eyes to navigate through crowded forests, as well as for finding food. They use visual signals to communicate with other iguanas.

Known as the "chickens of the trees," iguanas have been eaten as a delicacy. Recent studies and efforts to grow the iguana as a food staple are interesting. With consumers willing to pay more for the meat than fish, poultry, pork or beef, iguana farming can provide an economic incentive to grow lizards and not to fell forests to create more space for growing crops or cattle. Local farmers, who once hunted the iguana, are now learning how to raise them for food and for income generation in the production of leather products.

But are they any use as a Butt Plug ???

Vjo · 02-08-2012, 03:32 PM

I don't know but, stay away from this guy!

lol

damn!

ottopottomouse · 02-08-2012, 05:23 PM

a mousetrap. then go on Usenet and invite DVTimes to bum you. hopefully he'll bleed enough to forget the BBC and daily mail exist.

halfpint · 02-08-2012, 05:52 PM

Def have to agree with finger in bum ...then smell and taste.. repeat but dont rinse

BTW im moving closer to you lol ...Chard

CurrentlySober · 02-08-2012, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

...Chard

I thought that was a new insult for a moment, but then I thought... Zummerzet!

halfpint · 02-08-2012, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I thought that was a new insult for a moment, but then I thought... Zummerzet!

yep lol we allready in zummerzet just moving sorta your way

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