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Old 03-02-2012, 12:42 PM   #1
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:52 PM   #2
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hate the shopping experience but the stuff is cheap and does what you want.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:58 PM   #3
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Love the fucking sweedish meatballs they have there. Yum yum yum.

Every time I go to Ikea I can't stop myself from thinking about those people in Japan and China who live in these shoe boxes and say to myself "Why don't they use Ikea stuff to make really cool rooms".

I have some Ikea shelves behind me. I love them.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:58 PM   #4
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I'd buy it and place it on top of Mt. Rushmore.
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:02 PM   #5
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I kinda like the storage ideas IKEA has to show.....
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:07 PM   #6
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:09 PM   #7
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My friend had to take a week vacation to put Ikea bedroom set together... Honestly, how many of you would spend a week fighting with screws, bolts and frames? USA likes it delivered in white gloves ready to use. Could never figure out who are Ikea's customers here in FL... Maybe college students. But love their Swedish crepes and free kid care center
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:32 PM   #8
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My friend had to take a week vacation to put Ikea bedroom set together... Honestly, how many of you would spend a week fighting with screws, bolts and frames? USA likes it delivered in white gloves ready to use. Could never figure out who are Ikea's customers here in FL... Maybe college students. But love their Swedish crepes and free kid care center
I am assembly challenged, everyone better stay out of the room, or their ears will turn blue
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:39 PM   #9
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In the more darker period of my youth, I used to work for them. God damn I ate a lot of meatballs lol
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:43 PM   #10
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My friend had to take a week vacation to put Ikea bedroom set together... Honestly, how many of you would spend a week fighting with screws, bolts and frames? USA likes it delivered in white gloves ready to use. Could never figure out who are Ikea's customers here in FL... Maybe college students. But love their Swedish crepes and free kid care center
I'm sorry, but your friend may be retarded.
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:55 PM   #11
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:05 PM   #12
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:09 PM   #13
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Hell, why NOT I suppose. Be a shame if it came up short a door or beam here and there.
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:10 PM   #14
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90k for a Swedish trailer, wonder how well it will do.
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:20 PM   #15
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A fucking trailer (and a small one at that) for 87K fuck you you can buy 2BR, 2BA on an acre for that price here
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:21 PM   #16
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That would be a great "boys room" or home office out in the back yard.
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:22 PM   #17
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A fucking trailer (and a small one at that) for 87K fuck you you can buy 2BR, 2BA on an acre for that price here
That thing cost $87,000 USD?
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:29 PM   #18
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Could never figure out who are Ikea's customers here in FL... Maybe college students. But love their Swedish crepes and free kid care center
I think the market segment that are buying Ikea Furniture would be old people from Canada, who make the their annual winter migration, down to nice weather and buffets. They are called Snowbirds.
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:36 PM   #19
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My entire office is furnished from IKEA. The desk and bookshelf are lightweight and sturdy which makes bringing the un-assembled pieces upstairs easy. I once muscled a desk I got from an office furniture sale into my office up two flights of stairs and I made the decision then to find light weight furniture that was sturdy from then on.
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Old 03-03-2012, 02:31 AM   #21
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My friend had to take a week vacation to put Ikea bedroom set together... Honestly, how many of you would spend a week fighting with screws, bolts and frames? USA likes it delivered in white gloves ready to use. Could never figure out who are Ikea's customers here in FL... Maybe college students. But love their Swedish crepes and free kid care center
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I'm sorry, but your friend may be retarded.
Worse, I'm an old retard and it didn't take me that long to put stuff together.

Same here Pornsprite.

I spent ten years selling office furniture and the quality/cost of IKEA furniture is second to none. About to take a mouthful of IKEA coffee from my IKEA mug.
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I'd buy it and place it on top of Mt. Rushmore.
What the fuck is that laying there? looks like they just killed someone.
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Nope - I prefer to steal from them instead
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Old 03-03-2012, 06:26 AM   #24
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nearest ikea is miles away and everytime i get back screws are missing
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ikea was for my 20s, couldnt stand it when i was younger either though, always crap quality.
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Same here, when I moved out of my parents place it was great to get all this ok looking furniture for cheap
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I bought my desk there and it's excellent (250?)
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It's kind of like a high end trailer.
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$86K is expensive for essentially a trailer. Plus you still need to buy the land.
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The time it takes to assemble some of their items negates the savings imho
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Ikea is like the happiest place on earth to me. I would totally buy five of those and smush 'em together to make an epic pentagon house with a pool in the centre...
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