Have Timeline? Ask Your Doctor If Real Life Is Right For You - GoFuckYourself.com

MichaelP · 05-31-2012, 12:12 PM

I do not have genital herpes. I imagine that if I did, I would try almost anything to help my situation ? even if some of the possible side effects included hallucinations, seizures, and coma. I do have Timeline, however, but unlike the prospect of genital warts, I?m not as desperate in my loathe of Timeline to risk the side effects of the treatment.

I mean, Real Life can result in awkward social situations, sunburn, and even death. I might not want everyone knowing that I recently listened to four (yes, four) Culture Club songs on Spotify, but I don?t hate Timeline enough to try this new drug they call Real Life.

But it?s clear that most people are now living with Timeline, and many of them wish to control the outbreaks. Fortunately for them, Real Life offers a way to lessen the sting of Facebook?s newest feature.

This clever parody of the infamous ?I have herpes? Valtrex commercials treats Facebook?s Timeline as a sexually transmitted disease.

?Experts predict that in the next two weeks, over 500 million people will have Timeline, whether they like it or not,? says the ad. ?It doesn?t matter how safe you are, you?ll get Timeline.? But these young people in the video were able to start living again with a once daily dose of Real Life.

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05-31-2012, 12:12 PM	#1
MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124	Have Timeline? Ask Your Doctor If Real Life Is Right For You I do not have genital herpes. I imagine that if I did, I would try almost anything to help my situation ? even if some of the possible side effects included hallucinations, seizures, and coma. I do have Timeline, however, but unlike the prospect of genital warts, I?m not as desperate in my loathe of Timeline to risk the side effects of the treatment. I mean, Real Life can result in awkward social situations, sunburn, and even death. I might not want everyone knowing that I recently listened to four (yes, four) Culture Club songs on Spotify, but I don?t hate Timeline enough to try this new drug they call Real Life. But it?s clear that most people are now living with Timeline, and many of them wish to control the outbreaks. Fortunately for them, Real Life offers a way to lessen the sting of Facebook?s newest feature. This clever parody of the infamous ?I have herpes? Valtrex commercials treats Facebook?s Timeline as a sexually transmitted disease. ?Experts predict that in the next two weeks, over 500 million people will have Timeline, whether they like it or not,? says the ad. ?It doesn?t matter how safe you are, you?ll get Timeline.? But these young people in the video were able to start living again with a once daily dose of Real Life. source : http://www.webpronews.com/have-timel...or-you-2012-05