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How to fuck some guys wife whenever you want.
OK fellas here it is for the next two hours I will be taking questions on how to screw a married woman. ( or one with a long term boyfriend)
I am a professional in this field and will be giving this game away for free tonight as a thank you to GFY for some of the information I jave learned so far. so without futher delay lets get right into it The best place to find hitched chiks who want to spread for a stranger is at a couples club. Look for the couple where the guy almost refuses to leave her arm ( this is the easiest target) the rest of this tutorial will continue when you guys ask questions |
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I can change this!!!!!
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hmm well think i am all good on that info but thanks for the offer
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no problem
the next target is friends and family get togethers as long as you look better then your buddy then chances are you can fuck his wife the easiest way to get to this point is to just ask her right out when he goes to the bathroom say "hey you know I have been wanting to fuck you forever" be sure to look her right in the eye if she says nothing when he comes back congradulation ![]() |
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professional???
Man I love people like this.
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I can't wait until you get hitched and a "professional" comes along... then we'll see how cool you think that game is...
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man, whatever but i love your siggy
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If u touch it, I will cum
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no bueno aqui
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the next target is the bored housewife
now just like the desprate housewives show theese women are proably the easiest and most sought after The best way to spot them is at grocery stores and the like during regular buisness hours. again eye contact is important here here is a project and a strategy that has worked for me over 30 times go to your favorite grocery store around 11-1PM on almost any day of the week be sure to wear colonge or some other stimuli aproach the housewife (even if kids are present) and say "you are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in my life" then slowly lick your lips while you stare right into her eyes with any luck you will be fucking this housewife before her loser husband gets done molesting the baby sitter and no one will be the wiser |
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So what happens when their husband comes home or finds out and confronts you and beats your ass to a pulp?
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what are the odds this guy has severe acne, and callouses on his palms?
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I predict you will live a very short, pain filled life.
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haha now here is where it gets fun.
a lot of theese husband types really love theese girls but 9 times out of 10 are lacking in one department or another. I tend to try and stick to the insecure guys wives because they have accused her so many times of cheating that she becomes imune to it I fuck her brains out I have fucked wives in publix supermarket bathrooms as well as clubs and at a recent family reunion |
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should the husband return home before you are done completely dicking down the love of his life...
just confront him right away say "dude do you know my wife kimberly" then pause............. then say " I cant fuckin believe this and storm right past him then turn around and say dude stay the fuck away from my wife" you see you have now put him into defense mode instead of attacking you he now has to defend himself look at her and say lady im sorry to disturb you but please keep your husband away from my wife then leave and dont look back he want know what to do and she will call you as soon as he fires up his 1997 ford explorer the next day go ahead go enjoy your self fuck her silly you worked hard for it |
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That would be hard to say when he has his hand around your throat and squeezing the life out of you
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I just hope you get a pro serial killer one day ... You guys are doing about the same kind of job ;) lol
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thats right save yourself, say she didnt tell you she had a husband and talked you into comin over and fucking her brains out tell em youre really gay and was only trying to use her to get to him if he realeses at all at this point you have a problem ------------------------------------------------------------ option two is never fuck the love of some guys life in his own home take her to the cheapest dirtest hotel in the sleaziest red light district you know ( married women love this) or better yet take her to an adult cinemma and charge truckers to suck her toes either way its a win win situation |
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I gotta say though I have only had an altercation with a mad hubby once and she was able to convince him nothing happened
I looked right at him and said "dude I swear I did not fuck your wife" while her juices were not even completely dry on my penor |
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Friends wives and family reunions.....
Even a dog is smart enough not to shit in its own yard. It is easier to find some new ass than make a friend or find a new family. |
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no deiogo you got it all wrong.....
as long as you fuck the livin death outta her i mean jackrabbit get creative lightly choke her while you pound away she will proably tell you she love you and she does at that moment but just keep beating the meat curtains till they swell up then put it in her ass and intentionally slip in just a little to far once or twice when you are done she should be a heap of flesh balled up in the corner of the bed trying to catch her breath thats when you go down on her believe me she will never ever tell |
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remeber kids the only thing bad about hair pulling and choking is you never tried it
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No Man, you got it wrong....
Ass is ass, friends and family are golden. Ass is free, friends and family are priceless. You don't fuckup what is priceless. |
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and a word to the wise those employees NEVER WASH AFTER THEY GO I noticed that one day while I was katrina flood deep in some dudes lil pretty wife she said he wanted cigars and she had to go to publix anyway she claimed to have never done such a thing but imediately gobbled up semen like she was the last contestant on fear factor I think I might have gotten that one pregnant ![]() |
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so the bottom line to all this is..............
while you are up late on GFY.... while you are in vegas at internext............ while you are lusting after the chick you shooting on thursday... while you are fishing with friends........ while you watch the game..... when you go out to party.......... Dude Pussyserver is proably fucking your wife maybe you should call her..................I did |
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this thread is too classic to let die
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wow im tired i been up all night fucking some guys wife
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dude, what kind of of dumbass females are you targeting..
If you approached me with any of that bullshit you would probably get emasculated within minutes. How many guys have I kicked in the balls for trying to get one up on my husband.. they are damn lucky I said nothing to him while they were present..they would have been hospitalized..and I dont need my man to go to jail cause some idiot thinks he has game..hahahahaha.. I am assuming this thread is a joke..cause its pretty fucking funny. |
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damn you're right that shit would work, staring into your buddy's girlfriend's eyes and being like "You know i've been wanting to fuck you for a long time" and it'll work if you're better looking than your buddy. but damn dude, you're a prick for ever even doing that. don't snake your friend's girls.
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Your sig is dancing intime with my tunes
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<-----------*yawns* and stretches would you do that if I looked deep into your eyes and touched all that made you feel like woman most will not most imediately follow me to the nearest bathroom and drop the panties where I proceed to hammer pound them into oblivion |
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ok pussyserver, you must be a very attractive dude. post your real pics to prove you aren't some clown
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no you have it all wrong I dont want to keep her NO WAY I just want to make her feel good ( another line that works by the way) only sad thing about it is i think I know a couple guys who are raising kids that could possibly be mine and you know that sucks sometime |
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yeah i was banging this girl i introduced my friend jake to, he settled down with her and they had a kid right off the bat. anyway, the kid looks like me.
but man, it's wrong to do that shit. imagine if you were head over heals in love with a girl, and she was the only person you trusted and cared everything about, and some playa playa puts the moves on her and bangs her out in a bathroom raw dog without a rubber and everything. your ego and heart would be broken hard. quit doing that shit man.
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sTfu N00b~!1!1!11!11
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as far as posting a pic of me, well in due time after I have had my share of webmasters wives
![]() thats how I found this board I was on this guys computer after after a few hours of watersports with his wife and i went into his favorites while she was busy cleaning up urine well that was enough for me, not to mention the huge rock he put on her finger and the big house so i fucked the love of his life one more time and copied his favorites ( true story) when he finds out new stuff she calls me and even installed a key logger on his system for me hes trying to get tickets to some big mansion party coming up soon I hope he goes so I can anger bang his chick i cant wait |
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you're lying your ass off, either that or you're going to get shot up
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