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Car trouble sucks
I was out running some errands today and I stop at the store. When I come back out and try to start the car it is dead. Won't crank over - just dead. I assume it is battery related. I get out, don't see anything obviously wrong, but try a few things and have no luck.
I have it towed to a shop. They tell me it is either a dead battery, a dead alternator or both. After several tests and an hour of troubleshooting, it turns out to be a $5 part. The freaking negative batter cable clamp had a crack in it and wasn't making good contact. |
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So Fucking Banned
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Porn Pusher
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Tits or tires....
both give you trouble from time to time ![]()
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I've been lucky, and never had problems. Then again, I usually drive newer cars.
We did have a problem with my wife's truck a few years ago. We were driving from LA to Sacramento when the suddenly there was smoke from the cooling system. It was the temperature housing unit, cracked, and because by the time were towed to a shop it was 6pm it was too late to get the part they needed. Lucky for us we had a friend who lived an hour away and was able to drive us home. But I've never had a car refuse to start on me and leave me stranded other than that once.
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Coupon Guru
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My problem was the negative battery bolt, cost me five bucks ![]()
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Hopefully this wasn't a warning sign that the car is about to enter that phase where it wants to nickle and dime me to death. |
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The funny part was as I looked down at the motor I had this feeling it was something very simple that I was overlooking. . . it turns out my newbness was in full effect.
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I was there about an hour waiting for them. I don't know exactly how long they were actually working on the car. From what I understand they checked the the battery, starter and alternator. When those checked out okay they started checking cables.
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That sucks
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better to waste an hour and 5 bucks then an alternator. if i remember costly no?
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Yeah, I would guess an alternator would have been a couple hundred dollars with labor. As it was they charged me $25 to do a check and see what it was then they put that amount towards fixing the problem. So I ended up paying $30 to have it fixed.
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cars are a bitch
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I've haven't driven a car or had a driver's license since 1996. The day I stopped driving was so liberating.
After 20 years of being at everyone's beck and call, I quit. You want to go somewhere? Take the bus. I live in Toronto. I just hire cars if I need to go somewhere. Fuck gas prices. Fuck insurance companies. Fuck the idiots on the roads of Toronto. You idiot fucks cannot drive. |
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get a bicycle like everyone else in Portland
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Work Work Work
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Good thing it didn't cost much.
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working on my tan
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See signature :)
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Cool story.
ps: If I lived in the united states I would prefer living in Portland. |
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dumb libs love censorship
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you should get them a case of beer for not fucking you over. your situation was ripe to work you over with a new alternator and battery & new windshield wipers.
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Very true. I guess that is one advantage of living in a very small town. If you start fucking people over the word gets out pretty quickly. I have actually had the best luck I have ever had with mechanics since moving out here. Several years ago when I got my mustang and started the restoration on it the body guy I took it to actually gave me a bunch of tips and lent me a few tools so that I could do the interior work myself and save some money. He could have easily just gave me a quote and had me pay him. I was blown away by that.
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