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04-13-2012, 12:10 PM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Fuck ME! My Office Chair Just Broke Out From Under My Fat Ass!
So I plop myself down into my office chair for another day of programming, blogging and what not and I hear a crack. Then a dramatic pause... Then I suddenly fall backwards with my legs stuck under my desk... Getting out of the fucking thing caused more physical damage then the initial fall did!
Now I am wondering if the bottoms are universal... Time to see if one of my other chairs bottom fits this thing. I love the one I have. It is so hard to find big comfy chairs! |
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04-13-2012, 12:11 PM
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frc
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Time for a better chair...
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04-13-2012, 12:15 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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think of it this way....now you get to go to a store or two and check out some new office chairs!!!
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04-13-2012, 12:18 PM
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Time for a better chair and some cardio!
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04-13-2012, 12:19 PM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Tgif!!!!
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04-13-2012, 12:19 PM
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StraightBro
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Well at least you can waddle over to the recliner, sit back, and let your wounds heal   .
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04-13-2012, 12:47 PM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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is that a nut sack in zee mittle?
Bottoms swapped... time to get some shit done! |
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04-13-2012, 12:51 PM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Hmm.. just one draw back... apparently that really comfortable 18% recline was actually the base cracking...
Tomorrow I shall have to find a chair with that recline as a standard option. |
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04-13-2012, 01:03 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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My chair broke the other day too, so I just converted my work station into a standing desk because of some shit I read about lazy fucks that sit around all day like me dropping dead no matter what else they did to prevent it or some shit like that. It sucks so far.
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04-14-2012, 09:43 AM
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If you're looking for a really comfy great quality built "big boy" chair that does not require you to take out a second mortgage ... I recommend the Sealy Posturepedic "Geneva" Highback Executive Chair ...
 I've had mine for 2 years or more now, and its my favorite of maybe more than 8 under $400 office chairs. I'm 280 pounds, and was 330(ish) when i bought it! It has the tilt mechanism, pneumatic gas lift, and turn-dial lumbar support  (best feature of the chair IMHO)I think I got mine at Staples for $299.99
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04-14-2012, 10:08 AM
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04-14-2012, 10:08 AM
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Femcams.com
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first things first you need to sew somebody
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04-14-2012, 10:15 AM
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Junior Achiever
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All that jerking off wore it down!
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04-14-2012, 10:19 AM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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04-14-2012, 11:35 AM
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Post pic of your broken chair
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04-14-2012, 11:42 AM
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04-14-2012, 12:10 PM
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So Fucking What
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r.i.p. chair
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04-14-2012, 07:18 PM
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Damn, V has put on a lot of weight since the last time I saw him...
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04-14-2012, 07:23 PM
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Pay It Forward
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04-15-2012, 01:40 AM
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So Fucking What?
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04-15-2012, 03:28 AM
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I love my Herman Miller Equa XR...
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04-15-2012, 03:50 AM
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I have a friend that this happens to every month, he eventually had a custom chair made and its lasted him over a year now
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04-15-2012, 07:48 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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I break a chair every three weeks
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04-15-2012, 08:36 AM
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04-15-2012, 09:47 AM
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Work Work Work
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sounds painful and funny at the same time.
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04-15-2012, 09:50 AM
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Living the Dream
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That sucks, good chairs are expensive.
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