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Old 05-07-2012, 10:19 PM   #1
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Pee Pee Poo Poo

Pee and poo is funny. I want to get a green name after being here for a decade, so I'm just going to reply - multiple times - with pee and poo replies. What's your name? Peepoo! What's your number? Poopumber!

Is this cool with everyone? Not like I fucking care. You don't do any business here anymore, so I'll just answer "pee pee poo poo" to every thread. Are we cool with that?

I have the shirt, I have the thong, I have (or had ) the jacket... I need nothing from GFY, but I need more than what you lame assed copy and pasters are providing. Otherwise, batshit insane is more than any of you deserve. That's what I offer you. Insanity. Mine is more blatant than yours, but there is no difference. Your ignorance is worse than my blatant insanity.

So, I can either be honestly insane, or I can uselessly pretend to be insane (pee? poo! I like poo! Poo is good!), or I can be banned. Your choice. It will make NO difference to me. I do like coming here and reading all the useless cut and paste nonesense, though. I post more Youtube videos than anyone!

I will hit 10,000 posts in a month using the fucking retarded poop strategy that Currently Sober uses. I will reply "I Like shit! I have diarrhea! I like poo!" to every fucking thread posted at GFY over the last year. I will "poop necro" every thread on this board that's been posted since I've joined with useless shit references.

I will do it without flying a sig. I have NEVER had a sig. I have NEVER had an ulterior motive. Call me crazy (been there, done that...), but I have never asked for one fucking cent from any of you - not even indirectly. I have NEVER had a "sig", and I will never, ever fly one. I would never wish to be associated with any adult company that has ever existed...

This is not about me, though. I do not care - and nobody cares about me. Nobody cares about GFY, either - and THAT hurts. This is a dying resource. Bring it back to life.

We ALL owe GFY something. A LOT more than the dime we'll make whoring ourselves out to some thieving company that may or may not pay out. Most of us old timers owe GFY more than we could ever possibly hope to repay. You need to know that Porncity bought me my first house. I hope all is well with Mike... anyway, GFY took it a step further. Ten years ago, GFY was the big leagues. It worked out very well for me. In spite of being completely fucking nuts, I do have a number of properties that are very well kept. I thank GFY for taking my business to the next level.

That was over a decade ago. There is no respect, no co-operation anymore. Just facetiousness and sarcasm..

I may be crazy, but this business is done. Not "done like it used to be becsaue it used to be so good", but just fucking done. Trust is gone. Let's consider this as we continually argue, and cut and paste irrelevant news items from sources that no-one gives a fuck about.

Our business as an honest entity is gone. Not changed - gone.

And nothing that anyone here can say will matter any more to me than the opinion of the ant I accidentally stepped on earlier today. What happens at GFY is irrelevant. You do not care - you just want your fucking nickle.

I'd like to see some anger. Some cohesiveness. Some fortitude. GFY is last bastion of this business.

And we are just letting it die. It is literally killing me. Melodramatic? Maybe.

Edit: Fixed a few glaring typos - and I spelt "nickle" wrong. I don't even know what a "nickle" is - at least I was close...

P.S. I truly love you all, but I sincerely doubt that any of you will actually read this. I like poo! Yowza!

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Old 05-07-2012, 10:39 PM   #2
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Old 05-07-2012, 10:50 PM   #3
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Go for it man. I fully support this.
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Old 05-08-2012, 12:59 AM   #4
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Pee and poo is funny. I want to get a green name after being here for a decade, so I'm just going to reply - multiple times - with pee and poo replies. What's your name? Peepoo! What's your number? Poopumber!

Why Not? Its what I did... (& I openly admit it...)

BUT... Chill dude ! Its ONLY GFY... So do what yah like... Follow your bliss
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:20 AM   #5
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:41 AM   #6
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:46 AM   #7
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I noticed that nickel was misspelled.
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:53 AM   #8
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With a thread title like that I just knew there was going to be something good inside.
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:38 AM   #9
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I think it's finally time to admit that I am in love with you and all you stand for Garce.

Please don't hurt me with your rejection.
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If "Pee Pee Poo Poo" it's your conceptual height, go ahead ...
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:45 AM   #11
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garce, please feel free to "poop necro" all my old threads.

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Hi Garce,
I am unable to find your contact info, please contact me if you're willing to sell your uugallery server licence(s). THX!
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