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![]() How would you want to be buried?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module Talk about going out in style! ![]()
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So Fucking Lame
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That's crazy. I just want to be cremated (had a fear as a kid of being buried alive) and have my ashes put in a wall at a cemetery so people can still visit me if they choose. I like to occasionally visit graves of loved ones and want people to have that choice with me.
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Living inside your head.
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Cremate me and stick me in a reef somewhere. I promise I wont complain.
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I agree with epitome, I will probably do something similar. New technology every day though so you may get frozen instead. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-corpses.html |
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So Fucking Lame
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I love the ocean and would actually rather be spread there. If I outlive my parents and don't have kids, i will probably instruct my executor to do the ocean thing. My mom and probably kids would likely want a place to "visit" me in a way the ocean couldn't provide. Probably just depends on when I go but right now everybody knows my wishes of cremation and wall. My boyfriend has already said he's happy with whatever would make me happy.
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![]() This thread made me wonder if anyone has ever been cremated, had their ashes mixed with cannabis, and then had people smoke them at their funeral/wake? I heard that there is a rumor that is what happened with Tupac's ashes... ![]() Nevermind, I'm stoned... ![]() ![]() ![]() P.S. Jenni, please e-mail me. ![]() ADG |
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Bury me wrapped in a cloth, no coffin. I want to feed the soil
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Why would u care u fucking dead...
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I'm gonna be cremated. I already have a video stored with the funeral directors with my 'last words' on it...
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Cause the funeral ISNT for the dead - Its for the living. Your last chance to make a final impression, on those who are still alive, and cared enough about you to attend you funeral.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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So I'm looking at all those crazy coffins only to come to this story.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module what a sick bitch she is. |
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In an open casket full of jellybeans with only my face visible on the surface. Add a Please Take Some sign with a small scoop and a roll of plastic bags so guests who pay their respects can all have some.
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I can't die ...
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I think caring about what happens to your body so much is narcissistic. Shoot me out of a howitzer, or dump me in an alligator infested swamp. Who gives a shit?
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Big Fucking hahahaha
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Use any parts to help whoever needs them, give the rest to a med school or a lab for study to help future generations. Anything else IMO is a waste
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this is exactly what I want, too
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touché!!!!
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I would donate my organs, however I want to die being 250lbs and shredded so there wont be a casket that can hold me.
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I bet this guy wishes he was buried instead
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To be honest, haven't really thought much about it. Too many funerals already. I mean, how many can you attend before you swear them off (including your own, heh)?
Must be strange to be a funeral director and get completely oblivious and just go about your daily chores at work. Cremation is probably a decent way to go and relatives could keep a few ashes in a urn/jewelry if they wanted, or maybe I'll think of a nice place to be scattered.
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Keith Richards snorted some of his dads ashes ;-)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ers-ashes.html
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Let's do some business!
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I think I'm donating my body to science.
When I'm dead… I don't care about boxes, dirt, or ashes.
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I don't wanna die
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i heard a rumor that if you have organ donation on your license and you get into a horrific accident, that emt or paramedics won't try as hard because they would rather harvest your organs to save 4 or 5 rather than just you
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Pay It Forward
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i want my ashes put in cookies and fed to stoners at a rock concert
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Green funeral. I've decided to opt for that as well.
And organ donation of course. On my headstone I want "No trees were harmed in the dumping of this shithead's corpse" engraved. In times new roman font.
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Creamation then my ashes will be taken to a company that makes artificial reefs in Panama City FL where they will be added to the mixture for a reef ball that will be deployed in the Mexico Beach FL area.
Already set up
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Why is it those funeral director guys are always the weirdest looking people on the planet?
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My father died when I was nine months old, and his grave - because it was in walking distance of both my grandmother's house and aunt's house - was a place I visited often. It was a very sad place for me. I don't want anyone to have that... I don't want my kid to remember that.
I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out in the San Francisco Bay. Done. No sad place. If my kid wants to visit me, she can get a shrimp sandwich on the pier and eat it.
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I want to be "buried" naked and encased with a transparent fiber glass coffin filled with cow's milk. Instead of placing me six feet under, I'd want to be placed as a monument in front of the Town Square. As people pass by, they see my bloated body slowly rotting away, mixing with the milk.
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Not sure if Jelly Belly has come up with Dead Guy flavor yet.. but I'm sure you could get it special ordered.. closesy they have is prolly vomit or dirt flavors. Anyway, your post gave me a good laugh.. thanks for that.
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Yeah - Medical research is the way to go.
Give the medical students a laugh...
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I want to be burned and shitted all over.
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To tell you the truth, I would like to be cremated, have my ashes poured into a douche bag and run through one more time ;)
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A simple burial ceremony, I'd rather my family spend the rest of my life insurance..
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