FACT: GUYS who have FACEBOOK are no pussy getting LOSERS - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 06-30-2008, 12:53 PM

let me break it down real quick for you losers i am a pimp and you are a simp.

you think anyone gives a fuck about the "hot" chicks you talk to on facebook and stalk their profiles like a creep you are?

99% of you simps if you talked to these chicks in the real world your cock would curl so far up and hide you would even forget you are a man.

let me recommend you something, go out and TALK to REAL women, and dont sit behind your computer thinking you are all pimp flirting with a chick over the net.

Chicks dig a REAL MAN like myself, i dont txt i dont facebook i dont msn, i get their, talk to them and take them home and fuck.

no time for chit chat, thats why you losers fail and bail and i am the chick getting whale.

Michaelious · 06-30-2008, 12:54 PM

So are other websites "cool"?

Blazed · 06-30-2008, 12:54 PM

Translates to: I wish i had friends and a reason to use facebook, all i have is my 20,000 posts on a webmaster forum.

MetaMan · 06-30-2008, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazed

Translates to: I wish i had friends and a reason to use facebook, all i have is my 20,000 posts on a webmaster forum.

i pick up a phone and call my friends you informal fuck.

dont feel bad lots of guys are just as big of losers as you. all you wannabe "facebook pimps" make me laugh, its total weakness in your game and you are to blind to realise it.

DirtyProfits · 06-30-2008, 01:02 PM

I have 358 friends in facebook

d-null · 06-30-2008, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazed

Translates to: I wish i had friends and a reason to use facebook, all i have is my 20,000 posts on a webmaster forum.

Scott McD · 06-30-2008, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

thats why you losers fail and bail and i am the chick getting whale.

You mean the chicks you get are whales...

Mister E · 06-30-2008, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

You mean the chicks you get are whales...

Mc Funny

Fucksakes · 06-30-2008, 01:49 PM

fact: I have a family and friends and use it only to share photos.

fact: never used computer to find girls

jakethedog · 06-30-2008, 01:51 PM

"Face-what" ..?

Isradude · 06-30-2008, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

You mean the chicks you get are whales...

StuartD · 06-30-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i dont txt i dont facebook i dont msn

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=836037

Twisted Dave · 06-30-2008, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

let me break it down real quick for you losers i am a pimp and you are a simp.

you think anyone gives a fuck about the "hot" chicks you talk to on facebook and stalk their profiles like a creep you are?

99% of you simps if you talked to these chicks in the real world your cock would curl so far up and hide you would even forget you are a man.

let me recommend you something, go out and TALK to REAL women, and dont sit behind your computer thinking you are all pimp flirting with a chick over the net.

Chicks dig a REAL MAN like myself, i dont txt i dont facebook i dont msn, i get their, talk to them and take them home and fuck.

no time for chit chat, thats why you losers fail and bail and i am the chick getting whale.

And then you wake up and realise you didn't roll off of your mum before you fell asleep.

DirtyProfits · 06-30-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave

And then you wake up and realise you didn't roll off of your mum before you fell asleep.

_Richard_ · 06-30-2008, 02:58 PM

there has been a lot of effort put into that first post..

Triple10Terry · 06-30-2008, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=836037

MetaMan · 06-30-2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave

And then you wake up and realise you didn't roll off of your mum before you fell asleep.

you dress like a high school outcast, i can gauranee

A) you have facebook
B) have your friends list filled with high school girls who you try to pretend to be "young and hip" to impress

look at yourself, what a joke, honestly any WOMAN would laugh at you, but i guess you fit right into the high school crowd with your poorly crafted mama jokes anyway.

payd2purv · 06-30-2008, 03:53 PM

I didn't get laid UNTIL I signed up for Facebook.

MetaMan you look like Mario who are you kidding?

PunchBunny Dave are you redoing your site in the same style as your new sig and avatar? looks sick.

Pokey the Turtle · 06-30-2008, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

let me break it down real quick for you losers i am a pimp and you are a simp.

you think anyone gives a fuck about the "hot" chicks you talk to on facebook and stalk their profiles like a creep you are?

99% of you simps if you talked to these chicks in the real world your cock would curl so far up and hide you would even forget you are a man.

let me recommend you something, go out and TALK to REAL women, and dont sit behind your computer thinking you are all pimp flirting with a chick over the net.

Chicks dig a REAL MAN like myself, i dont txt i dont facebook i dont msn, i get their, talk to them and take them home and fuck.

no time for chit chat, thats why you losers fail and bail and i am the chick getting whale.

wow why would you think such things of others?

I use facebook to keep in touch with friends I have made all over the world

I know your agenda...

...but see...my bedroom has a waiting room...girls stay there for weeks trying to get in

Deej · 06-30-2008, 04:06 PM

I've never so much as looked up facebook.com...

I finally made a very simple myspace page for past friends to catch up with... seemed to me to be the only worht a fuck quality of myspace...

havent checked it for about a month...

plus... my cock smells like pussy... so does my chin...

What now?

oh... i guess youre not talking to me then

MetaMan · 06-30-2008, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

I've never so much as looked up facebook.com...

I finally made a very simple myspace page for past friends to catch up with... seemed to me to be the only worht a fuck quality of myspace...

havent checked it for about a month...

plus... my cock smells like pussy... so does my chin...

What now?

oh... i guess youre not talking to me then

NOPE do your thang playa!

bloggingseo · 06-30-2008, 06:14 PM

Some of the dudes on Facebook remind me of Matt McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused" he's like 28 and he says he likes high school girls because they all stay the same age.

Iron Fist · 06-30-2008, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

You mean the chicks you get are whales...

Awesome

tony286 · 06-30-2008, 06:31 PM

you are a lucky guy

Barefootsies · 06-30-2008, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

You mean the chicks you get are whales...

Socks · 06-30-2008, 06:35 PM

metaman needed a rhyme dictionary to write that post.

crockett · 06-30-2008, 06:41 PM

Meta aren't you the same guy who was bragging about his 16 year old girlfriend a year or so ago? I have to say I'm almost 100% sure it was you. If so picking up girls at the playground doesn't make you a stud.

Jakez · 06-30-2008, 07:10 PM

Maybe if I was still in high school when the whole MySpace thing started I would be on that and Facebook, but so far I've only created a MySpace account that I only log in to see a message someone's sent me when I get emailed about it. Otherwise I don't pay much attention to them and I've only ever checked out facebook.com though just to see the site but I don't have an account.

The Heron · 06-30-2008, 07:42 PM

FACT: people that put FACT in thread titles rarely know wtf they are talking about.

CaptainHowdy · 06-30-2008, 07:51 PM

I don't have a Facebook profile and I'm not getting any ...

Xrated J · 06-30-2008, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=836037

crockett · 06-30-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=836037

how did I miss this post..

Holly · 06-30-2008, 09:14 PM

FACT: This is where I pretend like I don't know you have a facebook.

DaLord · 06-30-2008, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=836037

hahaha owned...

acctman · 06-30-2008, 09:29 PM

sounds like someone got played by his facebook girlfriend

XoXo Cash · 06-30-2008, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

let me break it down real quick for you losers i am a pimp and you are a simp.

you think anyone gives a fuck about the "hot" chicks you talk to on facebook and stalk their profiles like a creep you are?

99% of you simps if you talked to these chicks in the real world your cock would curl so far up and hide you would even forget you are a man.

let me recommend you something, go out and TALK to REAL women, and dont sit behind your computer thinking you are all pimp flirting with a chick over the net.

Chicks dig a REAL MAN like myself, i dont txt i dont facebook i dont msn, i get their, talk to them and take them home and fuck.

no time for chit chat, thats why you losers fail and bail and i am the chick getting whale.

uno · 06-30-2008, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

FACT: people that put FACT in thread titles rarely know wtf they are talking about.

Leave Franck alone Heron.

MetaMan · 07-01-2008, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

Meta aren't you the same guy who was bragging about his 16 year old girlfriend a year or so ago? I have to say I'm almost 100% sure it was you. If so picking up girls at the playground doesn't make you a stud.

excuse me? you are accusing me of dating an underage girl? are you a fucking idiot?

i have dated one girl who was younger then me and she was 21, every other girl has been older, i dont know where you pull this crap out of your ass.

look i date dime piece mammies, these arent your normal fuck and chuck girls, i dont go after younger girls ever.

afterburn25 · 05-09-2012, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

let me break it down real quick for you losers i am a pimp and you are a simp.

you think anyone gives a fuck about the "hot" chicks you talk to on facebook and stalk their profiles like a creep you are?

99% of you simps if you talked to these chicks in the real world your cock would curl so far up and hide you would even forget you are a man.

let me recommend you something, go out and TALK to REAL women, and dont sit behind your computer thinking you are all pimp flirting with a chick over the net.

Chicks dig a REAL MAN like myself, i dont txt i dont facebook i dont msn, i get their, talk to them and take them home and fuck.

no time for chit chat, thats why you losers fail and bail and i am the chick getting whale.

sounds to me like your trying a little too hard to impress. you think by being a dick and belittling people it will make yourself look good. lol now you have confirmed your a jackass that has to talk crap about people whom you don't even know which is pretty low in itself in order to make up for your own short Cummings. Well i for one am not impressed and im sure the "girls" aren't very impressed either cause i know for a fact with your attitude only girls that will talk to you are mental patients.

LeRoy · 05-09-2012, 05:01 PM

Tell that to the 12 ex girlfriends that added me

They all know I'm married too ;)

Profits of Doom · 05-09-2012, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterburn25

sounds to me like your trying a little too hard to impress. you think by being a dick and belittling people it will make yourself look good. lol now you have confirmed your a jackass that has to talk crap about people whom you don't even know which is pretty low in itself in order to make up for your own short Cummings. Well i for one am not impressed and im sure the "girls" aren't very impressed either cause i know for a fact with your attitude only girls that will talk to you are mental patients.

I for one am not impressed that you bumped a 4 year old thread and responded like it was posted yesterday...

wehateporn · 05-09-2012, 05:25 PM

Every man has his strengths and weaknesses, but never underestimate the power of good writing skills as a tool for getting into a woman's underwear. If that's the only way a guy can pull a stunner, then so be it.

There's more than one way to skin a cat

As for Facebook, I won't touch it, nasty nasty place

Grapesoda · 05-09-2012, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

let me break it down real quick for you losers i am a pimp and you are a simp.

you think anyone gives a fuck about the "hot" chicks you talk to on facebook and stalk their profiles like a creep you are?

99% of you simps if you talked to these chicks in the real world your cock would curl so far up and hide you would even forget you are a man.

let me recommend you something, go out and TALK to REAL women, and dont sit behind your computer thinking you are all pimp flirting with a chick over the net.

Chicks dig a REAL MAN like myself, i dont txt i dont facebook i dont msn, i get their, talk to them and take them home and fuck.

no time for chit chat, thats why you losers fail and bail and i am the chick getting whale.

having a bad day???

SilentKnight · 05-09-2012, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

let me recommend you something, go out and TALK to REAL women, and dont sit behind your computer thinking you are all pimp flirting with a chick over the net.

I did that...

17 years ago on a local BBS (look it up kiddies...it's social networking that pre-dates the interwebs).

That "REAL woman" and I are still very happily married.

Tell me again how current incarnations of social networking sites like Fbook are a waste of time.

epitome · 05-09-2012, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I did that...

17 years ago on a local BBS (look it up kiddies...it's social networking that pre-dates the interwebs).

That "REAL woman" and I are still very happily married.

Tell me again how current incarnations of social networking sites like Fbook are a waste of time.

Why were you still using BBS in '95? The web was the hot new thing!

Met mine 5 years ago on Facebook. Who'd have thunk it? Maybe it's because there are real people behind those profiles?

asdasd · 05-09-2012, 06:24 PM

what hahahahahahas

Juicy D. Links · 05-09-2012, 06:32 PM

heheheheh

kronic · 05-09-2012, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Met mine 5 years ago on Facebook.

Right ABOUT the time that this thread was started then.

SilentKnight · 05-09-2012, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Why were you still using BBS in '95? The web was the hot new thing!

It was a transitional time - a lot of folks were on both back then. Old habits die hard, lol.

epitome · 05-09-2012, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by kronic

Right ABOUT the time that this thread was started then.

About 11 months before, but good point.

You made me check my math five times. Thought I may have been missing a year somewhere.

06-30-2008, 12:53 PM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	FACT: GUYS who have FACEBOOK are no pussy getting LOSERS let me break it down real quick for you losers i am a pimp and you are a simp. you think anyone gives a fuck about the "hot" chicks you talk to on facebook and stalk their profiles like a creep you are? 99% of you simps if you talked to these chicks in the real world your cock would curl so far up and hide you would even forget you are a man. let me recommend you something, go out and TALK to REAL women, and dont sit behind your computer thinking you are all pimp flirting with a chick over the net. Chicks dig a REAL MAN like myself, i dont txt i dont facebook i dont msn, i get their, talk to them and take them home and fuck. no time for chit chat, thats why you losers fail and bail and i am the chick getting whale.

06-30-2008, 12:54 PM	#2
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06-30-2008, 12:54 PM	#3
Blazed Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: London Posts: 1,701	Translates to: I wish i had friends and a reason to use facebook, all i have is my 20,000 posts on a webmaster forum. __________________ ☻

06-30-2008, 01:51 PM	#10
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