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MrMaxwell · 05-13-2012, 08:12 PM

So my phone apparently sucks.. I sent a picture to everyone in my contacts list.. All I have in there is my sister, three women from around here and three more from florida and california and virginia

So what happens?

My phone formatted the message in a way that causes everyones phones to respond to everyone on the list every time they respond to me, now. AND THEN one of the ladies from around here went psycho and starts saying I've lied to her and she hates me and she's harassing everyone else.

PLUS they're all texting each other all confused ..

I've had 50 texts in the last 20 minutes and can't make sense of any of it and there's at least two catfights brewing up like a soap opera

Do I

A. Enjoy this
B. Shut my phone off and change my number
C. Run screaming down my block until I am arrested and don't have to deal with any of it
D. Let the situation work for me

MrMaxwell · 05-13-2012, 08:19 PM

It's a good thing I don't use my contacts thing in my phone (I just remember everyones number, generally)

Can you imagine if you are some moron who has several hundred contacts and this happened.... Jesus on the moon making french fries and covering them with moon cheese, you'd get more attention and texts than the phone could handle, it'd sit there and fucking melt the networks in your hand

LOL

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-13-2012, 08:27 PM

Hope you are on an unlimited program...

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AND THEN one of the ladies from around here went psycho and starts saying I've lied to her and she hates me and she's harassing everyone else.

Happy Mothers Day!

ADG

MrMaxwell · 05-13-2012, 08:43 PM

Yeah .. If I wasn't, I could just power the phone down .. The charge is for data transfer to and from the phone, if it doesn't transfer, they can't charge you (that's how I understand it, anyway)

eroticsexxx · 05-13-2012, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I've had 50 texts in the last 20 minutes and can't make sense of any of it and there's at least two catfights brewing up like a soap opera

Do I

A. Enjoy this
B. Shut my phone off and change my number
C. Run screaming down my block until I am arrested and don't have to deal with any of it
D. Let the situation work for me

Enjoy it and let the situation work for you.

Women thrive on drama and you've provided ample for weeks to come.

CDSmith · 05-13-2012, 09:49 PM

I'm conflicted on two levels.

1. I'm generally an "the answer is always C" kind of guy. Hoever it doesn't seem to actually be the best answer here

and

2. I'm torn between A and D for my final answer.

Can I create an E?

E. A combination of A and D.

If so I choose E.

MrMaxwell · 05-13-2012, 09:58 PM

I have good news.
Florida and Cali hate eachother.. And Cali and Missouri (the one who is in va) get along great and I just found out that a woman I didn't think was, is, bi!! I think I've deeply upset the locals and Florida is from Jersey so her and Cali are going to tear out each others eyes

As an aside one of these is 5'1 / 105 with D cups and half italian, another is a little thick (not fat) with literally what must be HHH cups I mean we're talking basketballs here and the other one has the most amazing breasts I've ever seen, nipple wise. The locals one of them is pretty meaty but has a huge ass I mean she's not fat but very thick and BUILT she got a motor in the back of HERS you know? The other two are pretty plain but one of them went crazy tonight (the one who can't quite swallow a full load yet)

EddyTheDog · 05-13-2012, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I have good news.
Florida and Cali hate eachother.. And Cali and Missouri (the one who is in va) get along great and I just found out that a woman I didn't think was, is, bi!! I think I've deeply upset the locals and Florida is from Jersey so her and Cali are going to tear out each others eyes

As an aside one of these is 5'1 / 105 with D cups and half italian, another is a little thick (not fat) with literally what must be HHH cups I mean we're talking basketballs here and the other one has the most amazing breasts I've ever seen, nipple wise. The locals one of them is pretty meaty but has a huge ass I mean she's not fat but very thick and BUILT she got a motor in the back of HERS you know? The other two are pretty plain but one of them went crazy tonight (the one who can't quite swallow a full load yet)

You think you are in shit now?

I just sent them this thread....

MrMaxwell · 05-14-2012, 04:36 AM

LoL
That will teach ME a lesson

05-13-2012, 08:12 PM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Jesus on the moon eating cheese on top of crackers while pissing a water fountain down onto earth So my phone apparently sucks.. I sent a picture to everyone in my contacts list.. All I have in there is my sister, three women from around here and three more from florida and california and virginia So what happens? My phone formatted the message in a way that causes everyones phones to respond to everyone on the list every time they respond to me, now. AND THEN one of the ladies from around here went psycho and starts saying I've lied to her and she hates me and she's harassing everyone else. PLUS they're all texting each other all confused .. I've had 50 texts in the last 20 minutes and can't make sense of any of it and there's at least two catfights brewing up like a soap opera Do I A. Enjoy this B. Shut my phone off and change my number C. Run screaming down my block until I am arrested and don't have to deal with any of it D. Let the situation work for me

05-13-2012, 09:49 PM	#6
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I'm conflicted on two levels. 1. I'm generally an "the answer is always C" kind of guy. Hoever it doesn't seem to actually be the best answer here and 2. I'm torn between A and D for my final answer. Can I create an E? E. A combination of A and D. If so I choose E. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

05-13-2012, 08:19 PM	#2
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	It's a good thing I don't use my contacts thing in my phone (I just remember everyones number, generally) Can you imagine if you are some moron who has several hundred contacts and this happened.... Jesus on the moon making french fries and covering them with moon cheese, you'd get more attention and texts than the phone could handle, it'd sit there and fucking melt the networks in your hand LOL

05-13-2012, 08:43 PM	#4
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Yeah .. If I wasn't, I could just power the phone down .. The charge is for data transfer to and from the phone, if it doesn't transfer, they can't charge you (that's how I understand it, anyway)

05-13-2012, 09:58 PM	#7
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I have good news. Florida and Cali hate eachother.. And Cali and Missouri (the one who is in va) get along great and I just found out that a woman I didn't think was, is, bi!! I think I've deeply upset the locals and Florida is from Jersey so her and Cali are going to tear out each others eyes As an aside one of these is 5'1 / 105 with D cups and half italian, another is a little thick (not fat) with literally what must be HHH cups I mean we're talking basketballs here and the other one has the most amazing breasts I've ever seen, nipple wise. The locals one of them is pretty meaty but has a huge ass I mean she's not fat but very thick and BUILT she got a motor in the back of HERS you know? The other two are pretty plain but one of them went crazy tonight (the one who can't quite swallow a full load yet)

05-14-2012, 04:36 AM	#9
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	LoL That will teach ME a lesson