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Tijuana_Tom · 06-17-2012, 05:42 PM

Tap my mouse so my computer wakes up from sleeping?

bronco67 · 06-17-2012, 05:45 PM

I walk like a chimp for 10 minutes because my feet are jacked.

CyberHustler · 06-17-2012, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tijuana_Tom

Tap my mouse so my computer wakes up from sleeping?

Babaganoosh · 06-17-2012, 06:01 PM

Long steamy pee...

AllAboutCams · 06-17-2012, 06:04 PM

take a piss

Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 06:04 PM

coffee & i take a shit then play with my dog
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CaptainHowdy · 06-17-2012, 06:05 PM

I wake up and I go right back to sleep online ...

Rochard · 06-17-2012, 06:06 PM

I turn on my computers. Then poop while I read email on the phone. Then log into the computers. Then I go move my truck.

ottopottomouse · 06-17-2012, 10:38 PM

Put my glasses on. The world is a blurry mess without them.

Spunky · 06-17-2012, 10:39 PM

Take a piss,have a smoke and a coffee

Markul · 06-17-2012, 11:26 PM

Take a piss, a shower, a coffee, iron shirt, drive to office.

epitome · 06-17-2012, 11:29 PM

I do the Superman over the toilet.

waltgator · 06-18-2012, 12:04 AM

make sure I didnt pee or poop me bed....coffee..

Harmon · 06-18-2012, 12:12 AM

piss in a cup, jack off to gay porn and then drink my own urine in satisfaction as I am pleased with the deed

CurrentlySober · 06-18-2012, 01:24 AM

I like to poo...

Thats the FIRST time I have been able to legitimately type that on GFY !

scarlettcontent · 06-18-2012, 01:44 AM

check email

John-ACWM · 06-18-2012, 01:46 AM

Wash my teeth.

loreen · 06-18-2012, 02:04 AM

I look in amazement that the world is still at its place

DWB · 06-18-2012, 02:10 AM

Throw on my shorts and shoes, drink some water, and run for a mile.

You guys are losers.

Just kidding. I piss, drink a liter of water, drink a coffee, open the curtains / windows and look at the view outside, check email, and wish I had the will power and knees to be able to go run for a mile.

mavruda · 06-18-2012, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tijuana_Tom

Tap my mouse so my computer wakes up from sleeping?

v4 media · 06-18-2012, 06:48 AM

ATM wiggle my left bigtoe, broke it a couple of months ago, so check that I didn't wedge it in the bottom of the bed during the night and do any more damage.

Freaky_Akula · 06-18-2012, 07:19 AM

urinate.

F-U-Jimmy · 06-18-2012, 07:59 AM

Walk around like a zombie, brew 4 shots of espresso, take a pee, turn on the computer check e-mails, take a dump. In no particular order.

Choopa_Pardo · 06-18-2012, 08:03 AM

hobble into the bathroom and take a dump. check the weather and news on my phone, or read a magazine.

Paul Markham · 06-18-2012, 08:03 AM

Get up, get dressed and get out. Before her husband gets home.

LouiseLloyd · 06-18-2012, 08:04 AM

Scratch my snatch!

seeandsee · 06-18-2012, 08:05 AM

Power buttons on my PC, monitor, wifi modem and speakers

Roald · 06-18-2012, 08:14 AM

check mail while taking a leak.

sperbonzo · 06-18-2012, 08:32 AM

Play with my 9 month old son for about 20 minutes, then hand him back to my wife and get on with my day..... Starting the day with his smile and giggles is the BEST!!!

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-18-2012, 08:38 AM

When I get out of bed, the first thing I do is launch my Morning Missile...

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candyflip · 06-18-2012, 08:50 AM

Look at the clock and ask my kid what the hell she's doing up so early.

globofun · 06-18-2012, 02:14 PM

Start the lap top in the kitchen, start the coffee machine......grab a coffee, a smoke and read news and emails.....and GFY!

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-18-2012, 02:22 PM

Invade Poland.

2MuchMark · 06-18-2012, 03:38 PM

Check GFY, praise ccbill.

Bladewire · 06-18-2012, 03:46 PM

Spit

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Professor12 · 06-18-2012, 04:45 PM

Wake my girl up and tell her to give me a blowjob then go make me some breakfast while i read the new and check email.

MediaGuy · 06-18-2012, 04:56 PM

Turn off the TV. It's been my valium lately.

Reach for and light a cigarette.

Make a coffee, interchangeable with taking a whiz - depends which urge is stronger.

Nudge the mouse to reawaken the monitors.

Take care of immediate business.

Walk the dog.

Go back to the machines.

Eat, rinse, repeat...

:D

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