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Old 06-25-2012, 04:10 AM   #1
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Me at a comedy club last week [vid]

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Old 06-25-2012, 04:41 AM   #2
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What? No Paul Markham walks into a bar jokes?
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Old 06-25-2012, 05:27 AM   #3
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it was awesome.,

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Old 06-25-2012, 06:21 AM   #5
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Primary School fund raiser.

I'll go anywhere that pays me
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Old 06-25-2012, 06:43 AM   #6
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Very funny, even sober...
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Old 06-25-2012, 07:45 AM   #7
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Very funny, even sober...
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Old 06-25-2012, 07:47 AM   #8
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haha i saw that guy in Amsterdam once I think at one of the conventions. He was doing magic tricks all the time.
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Old 06-25-2012, 07:48 AM   #9
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Looks bleak as most things british ...
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Old 06-25-2012, 07:59 AM   #10
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haha i saw that guy in Amsterdam once I think at one of the conventions. He was doing magic tricks all the time.
That guy is me.

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Old 06-25-2012, 08:07 AM   #11
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Future arguments with Paul should be handled by Eric the rabbit.
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Old 06-25-2012, 08:29 AM   #12
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Future arguments with Paul should be handled by Eric the rabbit.
That is an excellent idea.

Can Eric the Rabbit join the Friendship Club?
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Awesome Damian! Thanks for sharing that!
Glad you enjoyed it my man. I'm doing more and more comedy clubs now, it's really good fun.
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i wish you would stick to that instead of the constant bickering with Paul ;)
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Old 06-25-2012, 08:57 AM   #16
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Good Stuff Damian!! Loved it
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i wish you would stick to that instead of the constant bickering with Paul ;)
You really think that is more fun?

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Ah Damian the magic man. I drove by the Magic Castle this morning. Come back so we can all go again.
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Sadly, the day job pays a hell of a lot better than the comedy clubs, for now.

Thanks for your input though.
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Ah Damian the magic man. I drove by the Magic Castle this morning. Come back so we can all go again.
Hopefully October. I'll let you know and we can do another of my Magic Castle parties!
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Hopefully October. I'll let you know and we can do another of my Magic Castle parties!
Those are the best! Magic Castle is fun but with you there its so much better
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You really think that is more fun?

;)
the magic stuff makes you look like a cool sympathic guy - the bickering with Paul not so much
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That is an excellent idea.

Can Eric the Rabbit join the Friendship Club?
Sure thing. Everyone is welcome.
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Pretty funny.... Loved the card trick in the opening. I was wondering how long you were going to go for it.
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That was very cool. Nicely done.
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Old 06-25-2012, 12:43 PM   #30
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That was pretty cool, you're good with a crowd.
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Thanks man.
Let us know when you are doing a London gig I would love to come along....
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i wish you would stick to that instead of the constant bickering with Paul ;)
Completely agree!

Well done Damian had a good laugh throughout
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Thanks guys.



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That guy is me.

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I think they should invite you to do comedy and magic at some of the shows.
Making fun of (people in) the business combined with some magic and other comedy. Would be a winner for sure.
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Comedy used to be better in magazines. Youtube ruined it. Before youtube you'd get $3000 per routine.
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That made me spit out my coffee laughing. Good work.
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Mr. Damian

Please keep your hand out of my arse.

Ya know, mate, you could tour with Herman's Hermits. They do magic tricks too
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btw, i have 2 questions:

- what is the public supposed to answer in the first part ? (throw away ?)
- what is the rabbit suppose to tell you ?
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Please keep your hand out of my arse.

Ya know, mate, you could tour with Herman's Hermits. They do magic tricks too
Hahah. Hilarious, didn't know there was a ErikTheRabbit here. Do I owe you royalties?
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btw, i have 2 questions:

- what is the public supposed to answer in the first part ? (throw away ?)
- what is the rabbit suppose to tell you ?
1) "Cor Blimey". It is a VERY british phrase for an expression of surprise.

2) He is telling me he wants to do a trick for the audience and asks me if they are drunk. Only second time I've done that, and the script needs some work to make Eric more the star.

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LO FUCKING L!!!
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