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Old 09-02-2012, 07:26 AM   #51
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Old 09-02-2012, 08:26 AM   #52
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Again you're lying and breaking the rules.
Wow. I was right. Less than 12 hours and I'm off your lied about ignore list! Who'd have thought it?

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Prove I said it was OK. Link to the post and thread.
I'm not lying about being retired so I don't have time to search through your posts. Everyone knows you said it though.

Here is a post where you say your friends don't think it would be good if you taught 15 year old girls

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17601790&postcount=11

Here's the post ON THIS THREAD where you try and explain the 'context' of you saying it is OK to photograph topless 15 year olds because "it's no big thing" in czechland.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17601790&postcount=11

It was only an hour or so ago Paul, surely you must remember?


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You continually harass and abuse me with your lies and false accusations. You make insinuations in an attempt to do me harm or upset me. Yet you're never banned, can you explain why you have the right to break rules?
Maybe, and this is just a hunch, the admins here think that you've broken the rules repeatedly about me, by accusing me of being a pirate, accusing me of stealing all my ideas, accusing me of being broke, accusing me of lying, accusing me of all manner of things, stalking me on census sites, posting google maps images of where you thing I live etc etc.

Here's an idea Paul, you stop posting here I will stop reminding you of times you said it was OK to photograph topless 15 year olds.

Deal?
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Old 09-02-2012, 08:29 AM   #53
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Because Damian Jennings is lying to make it look as if I'm interested sexually in under age girls.
I never said you were interested in them.

You said you looked at them and it was no big thing to look at topless 15 year olds.

You said it in this thread.

Do try and think about what you post. It's sick.
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Old 09-02-2012, 08:33 AM   #54
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so just to make it clear your now publicly stating paul is a pedo?
Of course not. I am saying he posted thinking it is OK to look at and photograph topless 15 year olds.

He even posts suggesting he would be unable to control himself teaching 15 year olds

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17601790&postcount=11

It's pretty sick.
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Old 09-02-2012, 09:12 AM   #55
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do you remember when pauls wife was very ill, and damian thought it was witty to mock fun.

it shows how twisted and sick he is.

just do not reply to this sick shit.
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Old 09-02-2012, 09:14 AM   #56
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Paul just ignore damian.

look damian tells lies and never backs stuff up.

he has said many times i danced on a childs grave but never posted evidence.

he stated i stalks models but never posted evidence.

he removed my ccbill accouint as well as other peoples when we were sending hiom sales. he stated i asked him to, though i even posted evidence he did it for fun.

he was to pay me £1000 but backed down

he said he would give a webmaster a laptop but never did.

he spends his days upsetting people on this and other forums till they leave.

he has made the uk forum dead. no ones except about 3 people post on it now. it used to be busy, but no one uses it. this one will be the same soon.

just ignore him.

damian tells lies but for some reason is never baned. i guess he is alowed to break the rules. its sad, butr thats is the way it is.

so ignore the damian for all he does is lie and break gfy.com forum rules as he clearly is alowed to.
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by the way paul did you see what he posted in this thread just to spoil it.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1078927

i am shocked he was not baned for this alone.
all he can do is try to make others look as bad as him.

he seems to have nothing better to do than post all day his abuse.

no wonder people do not want to hire him.
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Old 09-02-2012, 09:37 AM   #57
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do you remember when pauls wife was very ill, and damian thought it was witty to mock fun.

it shows how twisted and sick he is.

just do not reply to this sick shit.
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my dad just told me he had cancer

he found out in sept he got prostate cancer. but is ok now.

i thought you have phoned me while my soap was on (eastenders). its not a real cancer.

i pretended i was upset.

i was looking forward to his will.

what a complete let down.

merry blinkin chrismass all.

i was hoping he was going to tell me that bitch he lives with had cancer. that would have made my day. i am looking forward to dancing on her grave. i am even thinking of getting dance lessons. i plan to do that on a weekly basis.
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Old 09-02-2012, 09:54 AM   #58
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Yes your thread bounced back at you.
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Old 09-02-2012, 10:00 AM   #59
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lol I just asked a question and thought the part about you getting blown by a guy was fucking funny, it was funny how you explained it. I will give you props for even telling the story. You make for some good threads Paul LOL
It was a strange episode. Never hidden it and told it many times, probably on here. In no way embarrassed as I know where my sexuality lies. And it's not guys. Or under age girls. It's girls who can fuck properly and have spirit, girls like the ones in the videos, Christine, Meggy who I was doing with the dildo, Tiffany Walker, Donna Warner and Claire Graham who were sucking me off in the retro scenes.

But that won't fit Damian's lies. So he makes a big thing out of nothing.
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Wow. I was right. Less than 12 hours and I'm off your lied about ignore list! Who'd have thought it?

I'm not lying about being retired so I don't have time to search through your posts. Everyone knows you said it though.

Here is a post where you say your friends don't think it would be good if you taught 15 year old girls

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17601790&postcount=11

Here's the post ON THIS THREAD where you try and explain the 'context' of you saying it is OK to photograph topless 15 year olds because "it's no big thing" in czechland.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17601790&postcount=11

It was only an hour or so ago Paul, surely you must remember?

Maybe, and this is just a hunch, the admins here think that you've broken the rules repeatedly about me, by accusing me of being a pirate, accusing me of stealing all my ideas, accusing me of being broke, accusing me of lying, accusing me of all manner of things, stalking me on census sites, posting google maps images of where you thing I live etc etc.

Here's an idea Paul, you stop posting here I will stop reminding you of times you said it was OK to photograph topless 15 year olds.

Deal?
He can't even get his lies straight. The post quoted. He couldn't get that right. posted the same post twice.

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We were chatting with our neighbors recently, one is the local mayor, the other a teacher of English. We were discussing my retirement and they suggested I teach 15 to 18 year olds conversational English. OK they think my English is good.

If you've ever seen 15 to 18 year old Czech girls you will understand why I think it's a bad idea.
Then the to show I was joking.

I have not to my knowledge repeatedly called you a pirate. I think because of your stance on fighting piracy you might have reasons to be against it. Other than other people wasting their time.

None of your ideas are original.

A person who lives in a rented place like you did in Brighton is broke IMO.

I have proved you lie.

What's all manners of thing?

Just checking if you live in Arundel. No Damian Jennings is on the electoral role for their.

Yes I posted the street in Brighton where you had a rented flat. And I posted a picture of the street I lived in. I never said you lived in a cabbage field.

Stop stalking me on boards with your lies and I will stop telling the truth about you.
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Then the to show I was joking.
Can you explain the joke?

As it reads, you were saying that it would be a bad idea for you to be in charge of 15 year olds. Then you put some smilies at the end.

How is that funny?

What's the gag?

Please, educate us as to the mechanics of the joke.
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I never said you were interested in them.

You said you looked at them and it was no big thing to look at topless 15 year olds.

You said it in this thread.

Do try and think about what you post. It's sick.
More lies. You posted I had a dog to get close to children. I posted the truth on that. You love to twist people words to fit you lies.

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Of course not. I am saying he posted thinking it is OK to look at and photograph topless 15 year olds.

He even posts suggesting he would be unable to control himself teaching 15 year olds

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17601790&postcount=11

It's pretty sick.
The truth is posted, for people to judge.

Now what about the rest of your lies? Please inform us of how you dreamed them up.

These are real quotes of the lies you posted. I don't need to lie, they are all here for people to see.

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Sadly in real life you're just a dirty old man letching at every young girl that walks past, talking about her inappropriately and touching yourself when you think no one is looking.

And you stink of piss quite badly.

So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them.

I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you.

So, your assistant that I heard had to go to the police after you attacked her, is that true?

I met someone that knows you very well a couple of weeks ago. The stories are eye opening to say the least. Turns out I was right about why you had to flee the UK so quickly!

So Paul, is it true you tried to fuck your assistant and she went to the police?

Don't talk about Eva like that. I know you bought her, but that doesn't mean you own her man. Play fair now.

More lies from you Paul! Astounding. But this time calling Eric a liar. Wow. (posted the screen grab to prove that was a lie.)

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Nah, he's happy cos Daddy is walking him at the playground.

Again.

He loves the attention all those young children give him.

I'm glad you've got the puppy taking up your time now as your troll game is now weak old man.

How do the local school children like him?

Adapt = Suck the cock of piracy for 3k whilst making your paid for manwife work in an office to cover your rent on the hut in the cabbage field. (didn't suck cock to get the shoot for $3,000)

Or I'll start threatening to post about why your make up artist was compelled to resign. And you don't want that, do you, old man?

Squirt some more cancer dinner into your belly and come back tomorrow when you aren't so addled.

Really, step you your game, son. We've all seen the 'you live in a hovel' bit several times.

Ah, OK. You want to go that route? Cool. Gloves off.

So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

I'd tread very, very carefully if I were you. (He's a straw man on this. Repeats the threat and says fuck all to back it up. Not even insinuations. Straight lies some of the time.

Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them. (Please cross the line and tell us the all about it. )

I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you.

Just stop with the lying Paul. It's tiresome. You've had to beg for help from this community on several occasions. If you keep posting obvious lies, do you think people will help you in the future?

It's likely, from what I hear, you will need help again. So I'd cut out the lying, or just reduce it a little.

You shoot pictures of very scared, very young, financially destitute girls. And you video yourself trying to touch them up and grope them. Go figure why.

So, your assistant that I heard had to go to the police after you attacked her, is that true?

I met someone that knows you very well a couple of weeks ago. The stories are eye opening to say the least. Turns out I was right about why you had to flee the UK so quickly!

So Paul, is it true you tried to fuck your assistant and she went to the police?

So, here we have a thread where you moan about lying and insinuating, and here you are lying about where I live, lying about knowing Lyndsey and lying about asking him about me pirating his films. And of course insinuating, again, I am a pirate.

Hilarious.

Paul, you fucked up. It's OK. You resorted to crime to make a living, (Yes I sold unlicensed videos. I'm a big crime boss) that didn't work out so you fled the uk, bought a wife, rent a shack in a cabbage field and force her to go out to work as a secretary, the lowest sort of work a woman can do, because your immigrant benefits can't cover the bills.

I understand why you are so angry and bitter. 30 years in the game and you have nothing to show for it. I'd be pissed off too.

I guess this is another weekend where she has taken the kid and fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.

Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak the language and your own family fuck off to get away from you most weekends.

Or if you meant the Biggest Liar Living Off Immigrant Hand Outs Whilst Forcing His Wife To Work As A Secretary To Cover The Rent Whilst He Lies About Being Rich, then yes, you win again.
The one thing you have to admire about Damian is how he dodges the ban hammer so easily.
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So you can't explain what is funny about you saying you think you're unfit to teach 15 year olds?

There's a surprise.

You really just set yourself for all this you know Paulie...

Time and time again.
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Haha did it? Cause all i see is you Damian and DVnews arguing!!! Yeah it really bounced back lmao
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Damian doesn't reserve his lies and hate just for me. He shares around, even to people who don't post here.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19112416&postcount=155

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19112031&postcount=114

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19111592&postcount=71

Viv Thomas says he never met Damian, Damian's recollection is faint. His info on what Viv's daughter did in the business is a wrong. I know Viv well and what his daughters and wife did in the business.

More lies about me.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19111594&postcount=72

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19111756&postcount=78

More lies in this thread.

"So you can't explain what is funny about you saying you think you're unfit to teach 15 year olds?"

I said it because it's a joke. Not because I'm unfit. That's your words. Sorry lies.
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"So you can't explain what is funny about you saying you think you're unfit to teach 15 year olds?"

I said it because it's a joke. Not because I'm unfit. That's your words. Sorry lies.
What is the joke?

Explain what it is that is funny.

You say you shouldn't be in charge of a room of 15 year old girls because..."

I don't get what the gag is? Explain it.
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Interesting. So basically if he leaves his camera at home, Paul could in theory bang as many 15 year old czech girls as he wants....
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What is the joke?

Explain what it is that is funny.

You say you shouldn't be in charge of a room of 15 year old girls because..."

I don't get what the gag is? Explain it.
You say you shouldn't be in charge of a room of 15 year old girls because..."

I'm so incredibly attractive and charming that they will be chasing me.

The joke is;

I'n not!!!!

Sorry you didn't get it, now can you explain these posts.

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So, your assistant that I heard had to go to the police after you attacked her, is that true?

I met someone that knows you very well a couple of weeks ago. The stories are eye opening to say the least. Turns out I was right about why you had to flee the UK so quickly!

So Paul, is it true you tried to fuck your assistant and she went to the police?

Or I'll start threatening to post about why your make up artist was compelled to resign. And you don't want that, do you, old man?

Ah, OK. You want to go that route? Cool. Gloves off.

So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

I'd tread very, very carefully if I were you.

Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them.

We both know why you left the UK,
So prove I attacked my assistant and make up artist and why I had to flee the UK.

You keep saying it's gloves off or start threatening to post. But you say nothing because............
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You say you shouldn't be in charge of a room of 15 year old girls because..."

I'm so incredibly attractive and charming that they will be chasing me.

The joke is;

I'n not!!!!

Sorry you didn't get it, now can you explain these posts.


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You say you shouldn't be in charge of a room of 15 year old girls because..."

I'm so incredibly attractive and charming that they will be chasing me.

The joke is;

I'n not!!!!
Hang on a sec. Let's look at the post in question:

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We were chatting with our neighbors recently, they suggested I teach 15 to 18 year olds conversational English.

If you've ever seen 15 to 18 year old Czech girls you will understand why I think it's a bad idea.
See, your clearly bullshit explanation of your lied about "joke" doesn't work at all with the original post, does it? "If you've ever seen 15 year old girls you will understand why I think it's a bad idea".

That's really sick shit Paul.

So, do you want to try and come up with another lie or just admit that you clearly meant you are unsuitable to teach 15 year olds because you wouldn't be able to control yourself.

Also, was it a joke when you said:

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A teacher has to have an iron will to resist these adolescents
in reference to other 15 year old kids?

Course not.

You can deny all you want, but these are quotes from your own mouth Paul.

You really do continually shoot yourself in the foot, don't you?
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As for lens. Never change a lens on a digital camera, it results on dust on the chips and spots on the image. I thought you would know all this.


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What I said was, not quoting it word for word.

It's not a good idea to change lenses as it allows dust onto the lens, which transfers to the image.



https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1011... ital&page=10


http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum...4&postcount=30
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As for lens. Never change a lens on a digital camera, it results on dust on the chips and spots on the image. I thought you would know all this.


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What I said was, not quoting it word for word.

It's not a good idea to change lenses as it allows dust onto the lens, which transfers to the image.



https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1011... ital&page=10


http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum...4&postcount=30
Thank you for that. So I never said it can't be done. Good we cleared that one up.

Thanks though for high lighting me scores on Rabbit Reviews. https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19159889&postcount=1648

You do know about the rule of posting links to other sites, or don't you?
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No response to me pointing out your obvious lie Paul?

Or am I back on your lied about ignore list again

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You say you shouldn't be in charge of a room of 15 year old girls because..."

I'm so incredibly attractive and charming that they will be chasing me.

The joke is;

I'n not!!!!
Hang on a sec. Let's look at the post in question:

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We were chatting with our neighbors recently, they suggested I teach 15 to 18 year olds conversational English.

If you've ever seen 15 to 18 year old Czech girls you will understand why I think it's a bad idea.
See, your clearly bullshit explanation of your lied about "joke" doesn't work at all with the original post, does it? "If you've ever seen 15 year old girls you will understand why I think it's a bad idea".

That's really sick shit Paul.

So, do you want to try and come up with another lie or just admit that you clearly meant you are unsuitable to teach 15 year olds because you wouldn't be able to control yourself.

Also, was it a joke when you said:

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A teacher has to have an iron will to resist these adolescents
in reference to other 15 year old kids?

Course not.

You can deny all you want, but these are quotes from your own mouth Paul.

You really do continually shoot yourself in the foot, don't you?
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Post links to the thread so we can see the context I was posting in.

I see the moderators have deleted your lies about children. You have some pull here.

So as they left this one, how about some answers to these.

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And you stink of piss quite badly.

So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them.

I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you.

So, your assistant that I heard had to go to the police after you attacked her, is that true?

I met someone that knows you very well a couple of weeks ago. The stories are eye opening to say the least. Turns out I was right about why you had to flee the UK so quickly!

So Paul, is it true you tried to fuck your assistant and she went to the police?

Don't talk about Eva like that. I know you bought her, but that doesn't mean you own her man. Play fair now.

More lies from you Paul! Astounding. But this time calling Eric a liar. Wow. (posted the screen grab to prove that was a lie.)

I'm on my knees. I'm desperate. I need your money to pay my bills.

HELP ME.

CLICK HERE TO BUY MY DRY CUNTED 80's TEENS PICS

Adapt = Suck the cock of piracy for 3k whilst making your paid for manwife work in an office to cover your rent on the hut in the cabbage field. (didn't suck cock to get the shoot for $3,000)

Or I'll start threatening to post about why your make up artist was compelled to resign. And you don't want that, do you, old man?

Squirt some more cancer dinner into your belly and come back tomorrow when you aren't so addled.

Really, step you your game, son. We've all seen the 'you live in a hovel' bit several times.

Ah, OK. You want to go that route? Cool. Gloves off.

So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

I'd tread very, very carefully if I were you. (He's a straw man on this. Repeats the threat and says fuck all to back it up. Not even insinuations. Straight lies some of the time.

Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them. (Please cross the line and tell us the all about it. )

I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you.

Just stop with the lying Paul. It's tiresome. You've had to beg for help from this community on several occasions. If you keep posting obvious lies, do you think people will help you in the future?

It's likely, from what I hear, you will need help again. So I'd cut out the lying, or just reduce it a little.

So, your assistant that I heard had to go to the police after you attacked her, is that true?

I met someone that knows you very well a couple of weeks ago. The stories are eye opening to say the least. Turns out I was right about why you had to flee the UK so quickly!

So Paul, is it true you tried to fuck your assistant and she went to the police?

So, here we have a thread where you moan about lying and insinuating, and here you are lying about where I live, lying about knowing Lyndsey and lying about asking him about me pirating his films. And of course insinuating, again, I am a pirate.

Hilarious.

Paul, you fucked up. It's OK. You resorted to crime to make a living, (Yes I sold unlicensed videos. I'm a big crime boss) that didn't work out so you fled the uk, bought a wife, rent a shack in a cabbage field and force her to go out to work as a secretary, the lowest sort of work a woman can do, because your immigrant benefits can't cover the bills.

I understand why you are so angry and bitter. 30 years in the game and you have nothing to show for it. I'd be pissed off too.

I guess this is another weekend where she has taken the kid and fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.

Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak the language and your own family fuck off to get away from you most weekends.

Or if you meant the Biggest Liar Living Off Immigrant Hand Outs Whilst Forcing His Wife To Work As A Secretary To Cover The Rent Whilst He Lies About Being Rich, then yes, you win again.
Just answer a few. I've answered your questions.
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Post links to the thread so we can see the context I was posting in.
Just try again to explain how this is a joke Paul, no context needed, this is the full quote:

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We were chatting with our neighbors recently, they suggested I teach 15 to 18 year olds.

If you've ever seen 15 to 18 year old Czech girls you will understand why I think it's a bad idea.
Obviously, the excuse you gave before doesn't make any sense when you have the full quote, so why not take another stab at a lie excusing yourself. Go on, I could do with a laugh.
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I've answered your questions. You want a different answer? Make it up like you do so often.

Now answer this. Why do you post these lies?

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And you stink of piss quite badly.

So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them.

I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you.

So, your assistant that I heard had to go to the police after you attacked her, is that true?

I met someone that knows you very well a couple of weeks ago. The stories are eye opening to say the least. Turns out I was right about why you had to flee the UK so quickly!

So Paul, is it true you tried to fuck your assistant and she went to the police?

Don't talk about Eva like that. I know you bought her, but that doesn't mean you own her man. Play fair now.

More lies from you Paul! Astounding. But this time calling Eric a liar. Wow. (posted the screen grab to prove that was a lie.)

I'm on my knees. I'm desperate. I need your money to pay my bills.

HELP ME.

CLICK HERE TO BUY MY DRY CUNTED 80's TEENS PICS

Adapt = Suck the cock of piracy for 3k whilst making your paid for manwife work in an office to cover your rent on the hut in the cabbage field. (didn't suck cock to get the shoot for $3,000)

Or I'll start threatening to post about why your make up artist was compelled to resign. And you don't want that, do you, old man?

Squirt some more cancer dinner into your belly and come back tomorrow when you aren't so addled.

Really, step you your game, son. We've all seen the 'you live in a hovel' bit several times.

Ah, OK. You want to go that route? Cool. Gloves off.

So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

I'd tread very, very carefully if I were you. (He's a straw man on this. Repeats the threat and says fuck all to back it up. Not even insinuations. Straight lies some of the time.

Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them. (Please cross the line and tell us the all about it. )

I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you.

Just stop with the lying Paul. It's tiresome. You've had to beg for help from this community on several occasions. If you keep posting obvious lies, do you think people will help you in the future?

It's likely, from what I hear, you will need help again. So I'd cut out the lying, or just reduce it a little.

So, your assistant that I heard had to go to the police after you attacked her, is that true?

I met someone that knows you very well a couple of weeks ago. The stories are eye opening to say the least. Turns out I was right about why you had to flee the UK so quickly!

So Paul, is it true you tried to fuck your assistant and she went to the police?

So, here we have a thread where you moan about lying and insinuating, and here you are lying about where I live, lying about knowing Lyndsey and lying about asking him about me pirating his films. And of course insinuating, again, I am a pirate.

Hilarious.

Paul, you fucked up. It's OK. You resorted to crime to make a living, (Yes I sold unlicensed videos. I'm a big crime boss) that didn't work out so you fled the uk, bought a wife, rent a shack in a cabbage field and force her to go out to work as a secretary, the lowest sort of work a woman can do, because your immigrant benefits can't cover the bills.

I understand why you are so angry and bitter. 30 years in the game and you have nothing to show for it. I'd be pissed off too.

I guess this is another weekend where she has taken the kid and fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.

Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak the language and your own family fuck off to get away from you most weekends.

Or if you meant the Biggest Liar Living Off Immigrant Hand Outs Whilst Forcing His Wife To Work As A Secretary To Cover The Rent Whilst He Lies About Being Rich, then yes, you win again.
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