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Old 06-29-2012, 09:52 PM   #1
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Anyone need this guys service?

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Date: 2012-06-29, 1:48PM MDT
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Sometimes your kids need a strong hand. And let's be honest, you don't have the stones for it.

I do.

My name is Maniac Mike and I am an MMA fighter specializing in Brazilian Jiujitsu and infant/toddler childcare.

It's understandable: you have a very stressful job and a husband who is worthless. You need help.

Sally won't eat broccoli? You bet your ass she's going to eat that broccoli.
Want your husband off the couch? I will slap the Xbox controller out of his hands and choke slam his bitch ass into submission.
Want your kids to do their god damn homework? Armbar. Boom. Homework done.
Too much clutter on your table? Kick that shit through the window. Solved.

There is literally nothing that can't be solved with my unique skill set. Your kids will be in better health and a fuck-load more disciplined. Your husband will either be employed or in a submission hold until he gets employed.

Contact me immediately or I will take you down like the rest of your family.

http://denver.craigslist.org/res/3109066632.html


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Old 06-29-2012, 10:02 PM   #2
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:02 PM   #3
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looks legit.
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:13 PM   #4
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:20 PM   #5
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Old 06-30-2012, 01:41 AM   #6
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I need to be 'slammed' and brutalized....

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Old 06-30-2012, 01:52 AM   #7
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Old 06-30-2012, 03:47 AM   #8
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Every early 20's douche rocket with a soul patch and a tattoo thinks he's an MMA fighter.
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Old 06-30-2012, 03:49 AM   #9
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Old 06-30-2012, 03:51 AM   #10
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he could like maybe come round, and like suck me off, possibly, but i cant afford to pay him...

Perhaps he should hit up DVTimes?
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Old 06-30-2012, 06:14 AM   #11
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Perhaps he should hit DVTimes?
I'd pay to watch that.
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