Why are black people so cool I HATE IT!! - GoFuckYourself.com

teennutsuckers · 07-13-2012, 05:16 PM

I just want to be one of them damn it!!!!

marlboroack · 07-13-2012, 05:22 PM

Get a life.

bigluv · 07-13-2012, 05:39 PM

As soon as civilization took hold natural selection was thwarted. We're basically killing the species.

garce · 07-13-2012, 06:36 PM

That's not cool. That's stupid.

Robert Johnson! The first cool person that ever walked the face of the earth... Many followed, none of them named "Rain Kalif Nuuz".

At least twenty years ahead of his time, Robert Johnson paved the road for Rock and Roll. Dead at 27 in 1938, the man's few peers include Elvis Presley (not much more than a pretty white theif), Eric Clapton, Keith Richards, and the inimitable Jimi Hendrix.

I could go on, but some joker named Rain Kalif Nuuz is NOT cool. Dime a dozen. Bandwagon jumper. "I have abs and tattoos! Can I have some money? I am SO FUCKING STREET!"

Hey, here's Brownie McGhee and Sonny Terry. Yes, I saw what I did there.

Brownie! My God, I love that man.

brassmonkey · 07-13-2012, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by teennutsuckers

I just want to be one of them damn it!!!!

you don't want to live that life.

bullet holes in all your shit. i bet he can't even sit on the porch without holding his gun.

garce · 07-13-2012, 06:46 PM

Edit (sort of...) While you "Black People" have been getting tattoos and trying to be hardcore and street and shit, here's what us white boys listen to:

Noodly Noodly Noodly. They make me want to die.

garce · 07-13-2012, 06:49 PM

Somebody buy Neil Young a gun. Please?

07-13-2012, 05:16 PM	#1
teennutsuckers My Sig was too Big! :( Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 216	Why are black people so cool I HATE IT!! I just want to be one of them damn it!!!!

07-13-2012, 06:46 PM	#6
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Edit (sort of...) While you "Black People" have been getting tattoos and trying to be hardcore and street and shit, here's what us white boys listen to: Noodly Noodly Noodly. They make me want to die. Last edited by garce; 07-13-2012 at 06:49 PM..

07-13-2012, 05:22 PM	#2
marlboroack So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: ☣ Posts: 9,327	Get a life.

07-13-2012, 05:39 PM	#3
bigluv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 850	As soon as civilization took hold natural selection was thwarted. We're basically killing the species.

07-13-2012, 06:36 PM	#4
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	That's not cool. That's stupid. Robert Johnson! The first cool person that ever walked the face of the earth... Many followed, none of them named "Rain Kalif Nuuz". At least twenty years ahead of his time, Robert Johnson paved the road for Rock and Roll. Dead at 27 in 1938, the man's few peers include Elvis Presley (not much more than a pretty white theif), Eric Clapton, Keith Richards, and the inimitable Jimi Hendrix. I could go on, but some joker named Rain Kalif Nuuz is NOT cool. Dime a dozen. Bandwagon jumper. "I have abs and tattoos! Can I have some money? I am SO FUCKING STREET!" Hey, here's Brownie McGhee and Sonny Terry. Yes, I saw what I did there. Brownie! My God, I love that man.

07-13-2012, 06:49 PM	#7
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Somebody buy Neil Young a gun. Please?