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If you could start your own biz outside of porn...
What do you think you would do?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i would do a poo...
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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Probably the same as I am doing
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I would love to open a comic book store.
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I don't really view the world through a myopic 'Is it porn or is it not porn?' mindset.
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I am Amazing Content!
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a Karaoke bar
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#7 |
So Fucking Banned
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Penis relaxation service.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Junior Achiever
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I'd get a hotdog cart and sell hotdogs downtown.
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Let's do some business!
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Business is business. Doesn't really matter what you are selling.
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Plastics.....The future is Plastics.
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Pay It Forward
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anything cleaning lawns pools houses etc...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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An used blowjobs dealership ...
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Porn Pusher
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Start a record label and throw parties full time.
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real estate, rentals stuff like that
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Dog walking business
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I would probably get into manufacturing necessities of some sort. Paper goods, tissues, paper towels etc. items used daily out of necessity. But I'll be honest...@ this point I'll take anything that can put 10k a month in my pocket...
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What I do now-mainstream blogging and list marketing
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anything relating to dogs.
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my dream has been for years to work from a laptop all around the world like ive seen many webmasters do maybe ive hung out with dieselaction too much ;)
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business/marketing tactics differ, terminology differs, models can differ, but the companies need basically the same thing
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Horsing Around
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Computer repairs, building new systems ect ect... Do it now but not on the scale I would like to.
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So Fucking Banned
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I would give guns out to the mentally ill
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Femcams.com
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A small bar/restaurant but i would love to brew cider
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#25 |
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art gallery, now that i think about it
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#26 |
frc
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I wish I had got going on a web hosting company targeting small local type retail businesses. I think it would be a great money maker and require little time.
Really to freedom to not be stuck at a job is the main thing, and I like to play with technology.
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Let's do some business!
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From a laptop while traveling the world?
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www.EngineFood.com
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Mobile device games and app development for new moms
The highest spending demographic with the easiest habits to evolve according to recent data being exploited by Target and Walmart Meets the best profit margin digital market around these days. |
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Fakecoin Investor
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Business is business. Doesn't really matter what you are selling.
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#30 |
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thats plan B i guess ;)
i think id like it in concept but not in reality...just would be nice to be able to cherry pick all the good stuff and get it at a song
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I need a beer
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I like to walk the little dogs
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I don't understand why people separate the two.
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Fakecoin Investor
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Agreed. Other than crack being illegal in pretty much in every state. You could go out to any Walmart parking lot though and score fairly quickly.
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working on my tan
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being a gearhead, I would like to open a hot-rod/muscle car building-customizing shop...
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Coupon Guru
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actually I think they're starting to sell Trojan brand vibrators and vibrating rings now.
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I would start some kind of Amatuer sports team until I could afford a professional team
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Account Shutdown
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Start eating nuggets of gold and shitting in front of people. They go "ewwwwwww" then pick it up, wipe it off, volila, and say "ta da!". Then you bow.
Owning a club around certain areas would be wonderful. I love meeting people a little more high brow (college professor, news weather man, higher up manager) and holding 1-3 hour conversations with them on different things. Know those people that sell $4-5 hotdogs, some of them do make $100k a year profit. Felony franks was a big thing, had to be a felon to work there. Aging and vanity will only get bigger and bigger Start spamming craigslist No money in that but if you throw cool parties with semi-famous to famous starlets you might make ok returns on the cover. Must be a cool venue though. Spam craigslist ![]() |
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Bio Fuels
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I already have the porn biz along with an SEO biz and a vending machine biz. I have done my vending biz for about 25 years and provide bars and nightclubs with pool tables, jukebox's and video games. I don't need anything else.
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Looooool!! That's got to be the funniest so far today.. I almost fell off my chair
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Too old to care
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Having 2-3 programmers doing projects for others. Mainstream not porn.
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fuck for cash lol
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I would open my own bank.
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