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brassmonkey · 08-21-2012, 01:53 PM

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wonder how she would look without the lips pumped up

Red carpet mix up: This woman with the plump pout is not Sylvester Stallone?s mother, Jackie

Whoa, mama! Following the Los Angeles premiere of "The Expendables 2" last Thursday night, photos popped up all over the Internet of this attendee (left), who was identified as Sylvester Stallone's mother. Could this woman ? showing off her shapely gams in a black mini-skirt and playing up her plump pout ? really be the action star's 90-year-old mother? As in 9-0? It seemed so: Her age-defying image appeared everywhere, from news sites to celebrity plastic-surgery blogs.

The only problem? Well, it wasn't Jackie Stallone at all.

After Sly caught a report on "Access Hollywood" about the premiere of his latest movie ? and "his mother" was featured prominently in the red carpet coverage ? he called the TV show to set the record straight, saying that the nonagenarian who gave birth to him didn't attend the premiere in the first place. So how did the mix up happen? It apparently traces back to a photo agency misidentifying the woman as Sly's senior citizen mom ? and other photo groups followed suit. The woman ? whose name is Ivone Weldon ? was first thought to be an imposter who crashed the premiere and told everyone that she was Jackie. However, she was actually a guest at the premiere and attended with a group of about six people. Little is known about Weldon otherwise, but she does have a Facebook profile and there's not a single Stallone among her 77 friends.

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Harmon · 08-21-2012, 01:59 PM

Way late man. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay late.

VenusBlogger · 08-21-2012, 02:46 PM

I can't believe how good STALONE'S HAIR WIG looks!! Amazing!!

What kind of WIG BRAND is he using? It really looks like natural hair..

it's well known that he was going BALD back in the 80's and that he went trhu 10 hair implants without success, (even tried ARMANI, the best of the best).. but his steroid abuse and genetical preidposition to lose hair could not handle any hair implants.

So he finished with a WIG.. But this one looks really good, seriously, nobody would notice it's a WIG..

PIRIOD.

rufflebuttfairy · 08-21-2012, 08:47 PM

Id do her, I kid I kid! hee hee

BIGTYMER · 08-21-2012, 09:02 PM

Man.. looks like she took a shotgun blast to the face.

Spunky · 08-21-2012, 09:58 PM

I thought that was Carrot Top

xenigo · 08-21-2012, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I thought that was Carrot Top

That's what I was thinking.

garce · 08-21-2012, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I thought that was Carrot Top

Stallone looked like Carrot Top (WTF? Really?) twenty years before Carrot Top was even born. Stallone earned everything he has, and there is no-one on GFY who has the right to call Mr. Stallone anything but, "Sir."

Shit, I hope I look that good when I'm 94...

CurrentlySober · 08-22-2012, 12:41 AM

i wont live to see 90...

Captain Kawaii · 08-22-2012, 01:05 AM

That's just nasty, sir.

AllAboutCams · 08-22-2012, 01:06 AM

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Overload · 08-22-2012, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

I can't believe how good STALONE'S HAIR WIG looks!! Amazing!!

What kind of WIG BRAND is he using? It really looks like natural hair..

it's well known that he was going BALD back in the 80's and that he went trhu 10 hair implants without success, (even tried ARMANI, the best of the best).. but his steroid abuse and genetical preidposition to lose hair could not handle any hair implants.

So he finished with a WIG.. But this one looks really good, seriously, nobody would notice it's a WIG..

PIRIOD.

didnt you know? indian maids are giving their hair to some god (i cant remember the dieties name tho) if they are cured or received some bla ... there are about 3 TONS of hair / day ... send to europe, washed combed, sorted by length and color - and send back to india to make the wigs ... its been on german tv some months ago ... and YES, they really look like natural hair - BECAUSE THEY ARE!

candyflip · 08-22-2012, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

Stallone looked like Carrot Top (WTF? Really?) twenty years before Carrot Top was even born. Stallone earned everything he has, and there is no-one on GFY who has the right to call Mr. Stallone anything but, "Sir."

Shit, I hope I look that good when I'm 94...

I didn't realize that you were a fucking nutter and a retard all wrapped in one.

martinsc · 08-22-2012, 06:47 AM

hostcentrex · 08-22-2012, 08:18 AM

As odd as this sounds, I would have loved it if that was his mother!

John-ACWM · 08-22-2012, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload

didnt you know? indian maids are giving their hair to some god (i cant remember the dieties name tho) if they are cured or received some bla ... there are about 3 TONS of hair / day ... send to europe, washed combed, sorted by length and color - and send back to india to make the wigs ... its been on german tv some months ago ... and YES, they really look like natural hair - BECAUSE THEY ARE!

08-21-2012, 01:53 PM	#1
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,042	90 years young hotlinked wonder how she would look without the lips pumped up Red carpet mix up: This woman with the plump pout is not Sylvester Stallone?s mother, Jackie Whoa, mama! Following the Los Angeles premiere of "The Expendables 2" last Thursday night, photos popped up all over the Internet of this attendee (left), who was identified as Sylvester Stallone's mother. Could this woman ? showing off her shapely gams in a black mini-skirt and playing up her plump pout ? really be the action star's 90-year-old mother? As in 9-0? It seemed so: Her age-defying image appeared everywhere, from news sites to celebrity plastic-surgery blogs. The only problem? Well, it wasn't Jackie Stallone at all. After Sly caught a report on "Access Hollywood" about the premiere of his latest movie ? and "his mother" was featured prominently in the red carpet coverage ? he called the TV show to set the record straight, saying that the nonagenarian who gave birth to him didn't attend the premiere in the first place. So how did the mix up happen? It apparently traces back to a photo agency misidentifying the woman as Sly's senior citizen mom ? and other photo groups followed suit. The woman ? whose name is Ivone Weldon ? was first thought to be an imposter who crashed the premiere and told everyone that she was Jackie. However, she was actually a guest at the premiere and attended with a group of about six people. Little is known about Weldon otherwise, but she does have a Facebook profile and there's not a single Stallone among her 77 friends. full article... __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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