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Old 11-23-2012, 05:47 AM   #1
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10 Reasons To Be Thankful For Sex



1. Sex can give you orgasms. No further explanation shold be necessary.

2. Sex makes you happy. You'll wake up the next morning with a smile on your face. The brain releases endorphins after sex that will decrease stress, inducing a state of euphoria. Oh happy day!

3. Sex burns calories. A sex session can burn about 200 calories, which is like running 15 minutes on a treadmill.

4. Sex helps you fall asleep, which makes it better than taking Ambien or Nyquil to drift off to sleepytime -- both of those remedies will leave you with a hangover the next morning.

5. Sex can bring people together and make babies, and having connections to other people is what makes the world go 'round.

6. Sex gives us something to talk about with our friends. What would you do with your free time if you weren't theorizing about what Ryan Gosling looks like naked? Read a book? Write a screenplay? That's way too ambitious. Let's just keep thinking?new subject: Daniel Craig.

7. Sex gives me something to daydream about when I'm bored. See above "Daniel Craig."

8. Sex is (usually) free.

9. Sex can make you live longer. And if it doesn't than it can give you a reason for living.

10. Sex makes you feel more confident and more comfortable in your own skin.
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Old 11-23-2012, 05:52 AM   #2
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what's an orgasm ?
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Old 11-23-2012, 05:53 AM   #3
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what's an orgasm ?
If you have to ask, you cannot afford an orgasm!

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Old 11-23-2012, 05:54 AM   #4
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I fake orgasms nowadays.
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:08 AM   #5
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If you have to ask, you cannot afford an orgasm!

How much by the pound then? I wanna buy one. Do you accept PayPal?
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:10 AM   #6
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How much by the pound then? I wanna buy one. Do you accept PayPal?
I do - Now bend over....
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:11 AM   #7
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I fake orgasms nowadays.
What do you do, pull out and and spit on her back?
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:12 AM   #8
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The old ones are always the best....
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:43 AM   #9
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Quote of the year fantastic
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Old 11-23-2012, 09:32 AM   #11
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Sex helps you fall asleep ??

Usually I wait till she is asleep before I start anyway...
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Old 11-23-2012, 10:17 AM   #13
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