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Woman Tried Killing Man With Her Big Tits
![]() ?Franziska Hansen, 33, is reportedly charged with ?attempted murder with a weapon? after her lawyer boyfriend claimed she tried to smother him while pretending it was a sex game. Franziska, from Germany, denies the allegations, saying it was a sex game and he knew what it was about, according to the Daily Mail. But boyfriend Tim Schmidt claims she admitted trying to kill him on the phone, saying she smothered him because she ?wanted to make your death as pleasurable as possible?. He told a court in Germany that the couple had been having sex in May this year when Ms Hansen suddenly grabbed his head and pushed it between her breasts with all her force. He is quoted as saying: ?I couldn?t breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn?t tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.? Mr Schmidt, who weighs 182lbs, claims he managed to wriggle free and fled naked to a neighbor, who raised the alarm.? (lifted here) |
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If you flee naked to a neighbor then something was probably up.
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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How nice and very accomodating of her to supply us with a photo of the alleged weapons.
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Work Work Work
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Another way to die.
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Sieg Hi!
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DVTimes head just exploded !!
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Ah Germans
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👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏
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I would let here try to murder me.
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Such Fun!
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It wasn't the woman in The Dictator was it?
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I need a beer
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I guess if you're going to die,that isn't so bad
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killing me softly gets a new meaning...
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Show Yer Tits!
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That's how I wanna go...
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just crazy
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Perfect way to die
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Those aren't that big.
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I've often worried this could accidentally end up happening with me. Hand signals are key.
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If you gotta go what a way to go
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