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Yahoo News: 2012 Mayan Apocalypse Rumors Have Dark Side, NASA Warns
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NASA scientists took time on Wednesday (Nov. 28) to soothe 2012 doomsday fears, warning against the dark side of Mayan apocalypse rumors ? frightened children and suicidal teens who truly fear the world may come to an end Dec. 21. These fears are based on misinterpretations of the Mayan calendar. On the 21st, the date of the winter solstice, a calendar cycle called the 13th b'ak'tun comes to an end. Although Maya scholars agree that the ancient Maya would not have seen this day as apocalyptic, rumors have spread that a cosmic event may end life on Earth on that day. Thus NASA's involvement. The space agency maintains a 2012 information page debunking popular Mayan apocalypse rumors, such as the idea that a rogue planet will hit Earth on Dec. 21, killing everyone. (In fact, astronomers are quite good at detecting near-Earth objects, and any wandering planet scheduled to collide with Earth in three weeks would be the brightest object in the sky behind the sun and moon by now.) "There is no true issue here," David Morrison, an astrobiologist at NASA Ames Research Center, said during a NASA Google+ Hangout event today (Nov. 28). "This is just a manufactured fantasy." [End of the World? Top Doomsday Fears] Real-world consequences Unfortunately, Morrison said, the fantasy has real-life consequences. As one of NASA's prominent speakers on 2012 doomsday myths, Morrison said, he receives many emails and letters from worried citizens, particularly young people. Some say they can't eat, or are too worried to sleep, Morrison said. Others say they're suicidal. "While this is a joke to some people and a mystery to others, there is a core of people who are truly concerned," he said. Not every 2012 apocalypse believer thinks the world will end on Dec. 21. Some, inspired by New Age philosophies, expect a day of universal peace and spiritual transformation. But it's impressionable kids who have NASA officials worried. "I think it's evil for people to propagate rumors on the Internet to frighten children," Morrison said. Myths and misconceptions NASA scientists took questions via social media in the hour-long video chat, debunking doomsday myths from the rogue planet Nibiru to the danger of killer solar flares. In fact, said NASA heliophysicist Lika Guhathakurta, it's true that the sun is currently in an active phase of its cycle, meaning electromagnetic energy has picked up. Large solar flares can impact electronics and navigation systems on Earth, but satellites monitoring the sun give plenty of warning and allow officials to compensate for the extra electromagnetic activity when it hits our atmosphere. What's more, Guhathakurta said, this particular solar maximum is the "wimpiest" in some time ? scientists have no reason to expect solar storms beyond what our planet has weathered in the past. Nor are any near-Earth objects, planetary or otherwise, threatening to slam into our planet on Dec. 21, said Don Yeomans, a planetary scientist who tracks near-Earth objects at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. The only close asteroid approach on the horizon is forecast to occur on Feb. 13, 2013, when an asteroid will pass within 4.5 Earth radii to our planet (for perspective, Earth's radius is 3,963 miles, or 6,378 kilometers). The asteroid is not going to hit Earth, Yeomans said. Other rumors ? that the Earth's magnetic field will suddenly reverse or that the planet will travel almost 30,000 light-years and fall into the black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy ? were also dismissed. (A light-year is the distance light travels in one year, or about 6 trillion miles, or 10 trillion km.) One popular rumor that the planet will undergo a complete blackout from Dec. 23 to 25 earned a "What?" and blank looks from the panel of scientists. Ultimately, concerns about Earth's fate would be better focused on slow-acting problems such as climate change rather than some sort of cosmic catastrophe, said Andrew Fraknoi, an astronomer at Foothill College in California. Mitzi Adams, a heliophysicist at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center, agreed. "The greatest threat to Earth in 2012, at the end of this year and in the future, is just from the human race itself," Adams said. |
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I was thinking that even though the world will not end on Dec 21st, a lot of bad shit could happen from nutbags being worked up too much from the idea of it happening. Could be self-fulfilling prophecy.
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this is the sole reason why i attack fearbies on this board all the time.. it has consequences.. people DO take these things seriously and this shit hurts people and can even kill them. You can make jokes about people being weak minded all you want, but these people are usually the same as the rest of us, just a bit more vulnerable for whatever reason.
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So, we lose a few emos?
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"Other rumors — that the Earth's magnetic field will suddenly reverse or that the planet will travel almost 30,000 light-years and fall into the black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy — were also dismissed. (A light-year is the distance light travels in one year, or about 6 trillion miles, or 10 trillion km.)"
the earth is over due for a pole shift as it happens every so often in history. with the added "will travel almost 30,000 light-years and fall into the black hole at the center of the Milky Way" its just makes the question look stupid. i wished they just asked about the pole shift and not poisoned the question. ![]()
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This doesn't mean my "Mayan-Zombie-Apocalypse" Sale for survivalists to stock their bunkers with sex toys and dvds will end before December 20th.
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Yup, i said this a long time ago already. Shit will happen. People like Johnnyclips will snap and kill a few random people.
Next month will see proof again how crazy these people are. Nothing happens so they will make something happen. |
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The fear-mongering gets on my tits...e.g. "Swine Flu Pandemic"..."Climate Change"..."Terrorists" and whatever else they'll come up with next
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Nope. End of the world. NASA is wrong. There. Now it's on the internet and therefore true again.
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More idiocy from the bible thumping low IQ conservative looney bin.
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didnt the ice age pretty much come about from a previous pole magnetic change..
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When is Y2K happening?
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woo hoo!!
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When nothing happens, people will say the calculations were off by a year or two, or maybe it was supposed to happen last year, who knows?
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People who have been screaming and crying about it for years. I wonder how they will feel when obviously nothing is gonna happen. The thing is the majority of the people who believe in this crap haven't changed their way of life. They go to their job every day, buy the same things, spend money the same way. So even those people must somewhere in the back of their head know it's total bullshit. I mean if you knew the world will end next month you wouldn't be sitting behind your computer right now, on Facebook or whatever. |
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Yep. It's a simple misinterpretation. It means change, not doom, lol.
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Btw the world isn't supposed to change. That's bs as well. I so had to laugh recently. This reported went to talk to local people in whatever area these supposed predictions come from and they had no clue what he was talking about ![]() It's purely a white, made up western thing. |
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I guess for most of us a radical change represents doom.
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22 Days and we will find out the truth MOTHER FUCKERS
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I'm pretty sure they took all of that into account when they made the calculations.
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I don't believe it, it will be not the end of the world ... see you again on 22nd of Dec guys ...
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We all know that the government bends the truth to smooth things along for the masses, but it's no where near as menacing and evil as you profess it to be, not even close. They are just people like the rest of us.
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So the Mayan Calendar = the Roman Calendar? Who'd have thunk it?
Pretty funny to think that someone actually put effort into being so wrong.
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I'm still not going Christmas shopping until the 22nd.
I would hate to waste all that money....
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Same dumbasses that believe the stars in the sky at night are Gods sitting at a campfire.
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They'll say "the End is Nearer".
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There's one good take away from all this. People will be partying on the 20th.
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I would HATE to live in a location that had a decent size earthquake on that day. Talk about shitting in your pants if you are a believer.
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The Name of the Rose is one of my all time favorite books. In it, William of Baskerville (character played by Sean Connery's) shares a lot of knowledge. Heretic doomsday cults are an important part of the book (not so much the movie) and, when reflecting on these groups, as he does throughout the entire book, William says something that has always stuck with me."Since the beginning of time man has been predicting the end of the world. Therefore, the world is always about to end."
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i know i shouldn't have, but i laughed really hard after reading this
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