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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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She asked me what I was getting her for Christmas.
I said "close your eyes, what do you see ??" She said "fuck all" I said "that's what you're getting". |
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So Fucking Banananananas
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Coupon Guru
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not my wife, but I'm getting her a kindle fire.
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So Fucking Banned
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kindle was so 2years ago
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Porn Pusher
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Nothing too ballerific...
This year she wants 20 hole Doc Martens ![]()
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Natalie K
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This year's going to be easy!
My wife's been giving me hints, she keeps singing that Mariah Carey tune "All I want for christmas is you" ![]()
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Should have gone for the iPad mini
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Registered User
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Well I have it easy...
Wife and I worked out a trade with a realtor (web,mobile site,hosting and management) in exchange for her personal discount on a sandals vacation package.. Our first real vacation in like .....ever :-) JJ Yes this was my first post...Thank you for having me |
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Lord of the Leads
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I had those when i was 17 !
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LoadedCash AM
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Location: Pittsburgh Area
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The pleasure of blowing me.
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I need a beer
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Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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A new Vacuum cleaner and iron,chicks dig that sort of thing
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Webmaster
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A stuffed chicken
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Nothing. We don't celebrate it.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Reach for those stars!
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And THAT'S why I come to GFY. Thank you
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Confirmed IT Professional
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Last year I got my girl a Kindle...she loves it. This year though I don't know yet. She hasn't given me any hints at all. I've been looking at jewelry so far...it's about that time. 4 years almost (not married yet).
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Grille cheese maker so she can make me a sammich!
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Fuck that bitch......
Hang on while I go give her her present......
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Myself
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Permanently Gone
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Got her a Windows 8 laptop, just so I could watch the struggle and disappointment. Gave it to her early because she convinced me with sexual favors.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Good call!
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I think it will be something unusual gift this year
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if we still beg for our payouts I'll be happy having money even for food
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Ik ben een aap
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A watch, perfume, maybe gift cards for her fav stores for boxing day sales. I want to get her a new phone but I'm not sure how I can do it, I need her old phone for a trade in, I'd like it to be a surprise tho. Maybe I'll just get a gift card to the phone store lol.
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Videochat Solutions
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Of course they dig it. It's what they are best suited for.
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Got her a "Toy Watch" Brand watch, michael kors bag, and a plush Boo the dog.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Your getting someone elses wife a present?
What will her husband say! Shame on you Sir... Shame on YOU! |
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Nothing, we're divorced.
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The Video Specialist
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Location: California
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I'm actually taking her to court for custody and welfare fraud.
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Location: Pennsylvania
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Fuck I should have been smarter and capitalized on this shit. My wife is a hobby breeder, and she occasionally breeds Pomeranians. Some of them are cute as fuck. Never dawned on me to poof their hair out and dress them in stupid little outfits and flood the internet with them. I could be fucking rich by now.
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A Land Rover upgrade. She likes them.
What's a bitch to do? EL OH EL |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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some photo studio crap
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Let's Make Money
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she is asking for a gadget
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A new cock ring.
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He's a web designer so ordered the Wacom Intuos5 Touch Large Pen Tablet with wireless accessories and case. Hopefully it's a hit!
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Babemeister
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A Prada handbag and a Herman Miller Aeron chair for her computer desk.
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PsyHead
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![]() No kidding ![]() Plus she was a dancer and I can't really dance so I made a deal with a recommended local dance trainer for private lessons, this is what she is getting from me.. ![]()
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2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
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iPad mini
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PsyHead
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wazzup w this thread?
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