To the tranny that blew that guy on the 49 bus - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 12-12-2012, 10:58 AM

....in case you were wondering, yes, we all saw. And were horrified!

You might remember the incident, huh? About 9:45pm last night, heading north. Why would I know the time, well I had to look at my cell phone to keep my eyes from looking over as you pulled his cock through his jeans and into your mouth.

How could we all not notice you? You were so ugly and those boobs were so little it was just obvious. Then the guy you were with looked like Billy Bob Thorton in "Slingblade". Except even weirder looking. Quite a pair.

So thanks for hopping on that very crowded bus, sitting 2 feet from me and making out with the goofy looking guy. That was odd, but no big deal. But when I looked over and your head was in his lap I was like -- "Are you fucking kidding me, you are now going to blow him?".

I thought it was hilarious that all those Mexican guys sitting right next to you said and did nada. I almost moved away but could not stop looking over. I kept thinking that this is going to make a good Craigslist "missed connection" and maybe a "best of".

The weird part is that the guy was staring at me with this serial killer look the whole time you were servicing him which was a little creepy. Like the whole fucking thing wasn't totally creepy.

So much like a human in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" I kept scanning around looking to see if anyone else was registering this. I kept locking eyes with the young punk rock girl across from me. Her boyfriend was being oblivious but she kept looking at me, rolling her eyes and giggling. As they reached that climactic moment she was uncontrollably laughing out loud and it really helped me keep my sanity. To pass the time I texted my sister in real time the blow by blows (no pun intended) and listened to my iPod.

Well, thankfully you two freaks got off somewhere near the Tenderloin after he came in your mouth.

When it was over I had to say something and just made eye contact with everyone and said "Did we all see what I think we just saw?" and everyone laughed out loud.

Learned something new last night. The 49 is a bit more rocking than the 47.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/876086738.html

Si · 12-12-2012, 11:06 AM

well that could be filed under "here's something you don't see everyday".

ImLarge · 12-12-2012, 11:08 AM

ewwww, nasty lol

JamesM · 12-12-2012, 11:26 AM

this thread need pics.

DamianJ · 12-12-2012, 11:38 AM

Fucking great!

jigg · 12-12-2012, 11:54 AM

I would've brought out the bitchy gay in me and said something snarky

PR_Glen · 12-12-2012, 11:54 AM

reason number 387 for not taking the bus ;)

xNetworx · 12-12-2012, 11:59 AM

That paints a pretty funny picture. I hate public transportation so i found this amusing and surprisingly believable.

RyuLion · 12-12-2012, 12:00 PM

Cool story bro....

brassmonkey · 12-12-2012, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Cool story bro.... i was one of the guys sitting right there

beerptrol · 12-12-2012, 12:19 PM

Phone video or it didn't happen

_Richard_ · 12-12-2012, 12:32 PM

poor bastard lol

Choopa_Pardo · 12-12-2012, 12:47 PM

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.

I want to see this..... It's so difficult for me to get off these days... Completely desensitized! I need to see a tranny blowing a dude on the bus so I can have full release!!!!

brassmonkey · 12-12-2012, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.

I want to see this..... It's so difficult for me to get off these days... Completely desensitized! I need to see a tranny blowing a dude on the bus so I can have full release!!!!

Scott McD · 12-12-2012, 01:19 PM

And then he sucked her cock ??

brassmonkey · 12-20-2012, 09:51 PM

12-12-2012, 10:58 AM	#1
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,927	To the tranny that blew that guy on the 49 bus ....in case you were wondering, yes, we all saw. And were horrified! You might remember the incident, huh? About 9:45pm last night, heading north. Why would I know the time, well I had to look at my cell phone to keep my eyes from looking over as you pulled his cock through his jeans and into your mouth. How could we all not notice you? You were so ugly and those boobs were so little it was just obvious. Then the guy you were with looked like Billy Bob Thorton in "Slingblade". Except even weirder looking. Quite a pair. So thanks for hopping on that very crowded bus, sitting 2 feet from me and making out with the goofy looking guy. That was odd, but no big deal. But when I looked over and your head was in his lap I was like -- "Are you fucking kidding me, you are now going to blow him?". I thought it was hilarious that all those Mexican guys sitting right next to you said and did nada. I almost moved away but could not stop looking over. I kept thinking that this is going to make a good Craigslist "missed connection" and maybe a "best of". The weird part is that the guy was staring at me with this serial killer look the whole time you were servicing him which was a little creepy. Like the whole fucking thing wasn't totally creepy. So much like a human in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" I kept scanning around looking to see if anyone else was registering this. I kept locking eyes with the young punk rock girl across from me. Her boyfriend was being oblivious but she kept looking at me, rolling her eyes and giggling. As they reached that climactic moment she was uncontrollably laughing out loud and it really helped me keep my sanity. To pass the time I texted my sister in real time the blow by blows (no pun intended) and listened to my iPod. Well, thankfully you two freaks got off somewhere near the Tenderloin after he came in your mouth. When it was over I had to say something and just made eye contact with everyone and said "Did we all see what I think we just saw?" and everyone laughed out loud. Learned something new last night. The 49 is a bit more rocking than the 47. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/876086738.html __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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12-12-2012, 11:06 AM	#2
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	well that could be filed under "here's something you don't see everyday".

12-12-2012, 11:08 AM	#3
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12-12-2012, 11:59 AM	#8
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	That paints a pretty funny picture. I hate public transportation so i found this amusing and surprisingly believable.

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12-20-2012, 09:51 PM	#16
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