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DamianJ · 12-19-2012, 08:00 AM

Thanks to the team at Epoch for the brilliant Jambox by Jawbone speaker. I'd wanted one of these puppies for ages!

You win again at the best holiday pressie!

Cheers!

kristin · 12-19-2012, 08:05 AM

I have to say it was a pretty good gift. Very nice Epoch.

Struggle4Bucks · 12-19-2012, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Thanks to the team at Epoch for the brilliant Jambox by Jawbone speaker. I'd wanted one of these puppies for ages!

You win again at the best holiday pressie!

Cheers!

What do you mean... gift? I got a Xmas card from Epoch...

JFK · 12-19-2012, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

What do you mean... gift? I got a Xmas card from Epoch...

WOW you did ???

247mg · 12-19-2012, 08:10 AM

I just receive a Xmas card only... Why not other got the same.

Struggle4Bucks · 12-19-2012, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

WOW you did ???

yeah... and i wanted to thank them for it... but now... i hear everyone is getting gifts...
i'm like... i am special or something? for getting a card...

Struggle4Bucks · 12-19-2012, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dpapa

I just receive a Xmas card only... Why not other got the same.

Maybe because our revenues are under 1 million?

ReggieDurango · 12-19-2012, 08:14 AM

Great job Damian, great way to thank Epoch, now the people that didn't get the speaker and only got the card are going to be pissed at Epoch.
You're a genius. Did you assume EVERYBODY got the same thing?
Way to think it through before posting, champ.

Feng-PD · 12-19-2012, 08:16 AM

kinda obvious that big affiliates get more then small ones....

if you dont like the card, GET MORE REVENUE!

Struggle4Bucks · 12-19-2012, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

WOW you did ???

lol... ok... now i see that Zambaio banner in your sig

Struggle4Bucks · 12-19-2012, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fengwu83

kinda obvious that big affiliates get more then small ones....

if you dont like the card, GET MORE REVENUE!

I will get more revenue... but not for the gift if you don't mind

Shap · 12-19-2012, 08:17 AM

That's Awesome!

Hey Epoch where's mine?

DamianJ · 12-19-2012, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Great job Damian, great way to thank Epoch, now the people that didn't get the speaker and only got the card are going to be pissed at Epoch.
You're a genius. Did you assume EVERYBODY got the same thing?
Way to think it through before posting, champ.

Butthurt cos you didn't get the speaker, kid?

:D

Everyone knows some folk are bigger revenue generators than others. Some people get invited to the Elite Dinners (me), some people don't (you). Some people get good presents (me), some don't (you). It's just the way things work.

I wanted to thank Epoch for a cool gift. Sorry it upset you so much.

L-Pink · 12-19-2012, 08:20 AM

Cards, jambox? I got a 60' Samsung from them last Friday. Thanks Epoch!!!

BIGTYMER · 12-19-2012, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Great job Damian, great way to thank Epoch, now the people that didn't get the speaker and only got the card are going to be pissed at Epoch.
You're a genius. Did you assume EVERYBODY got the same thing?
Way to think it through before posting, champ.

Feng-PD · 12-19-2012, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Cards, jambox? I got a 60' Samsung from them last Friday. Thanks Epoch!!!

i got the 100' one.. sucks to be you!

ReggieDurango · 12-19-2012, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Butthurt cos you didn't get the speaker, kid?

:D

Everyone knows some folk are bigger revenue generators than others. Some people get invited to the Elite Dinners (me), some people don't (you). Some people get good presents (me), some don't (you). It's just the way things work.

I wanted to thank Epoch for a cool gift. Sorry it upset you so much.

Hahahahaha, didn't upset ME at all. I have nothing to do with Epoch!
I was referring to the other people in this thread that only got the card.
You've now let everyone know what a big-sac baller you are... at least in your mind.
In reality you're just a joke.

L-Pink · 12-19-2012, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fengwu83

i got the 100' one.. sucks to be you!

I'm just not a heavy hitter like you

Feng-PD · 12-19-2012, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'm just not a heavy hitter like you

there can only be one!

Struggle4Bucks · 12-19-2012, 08:34 AM

I'm not an affiliate btw... but a program-owner. So.. good to hear that Epoch is sending gifts to affiliates! I hope that will trigger some affiliates to also push epoch-sites! Some only want to push CCbill or nats... and at the same time they are whining in threads about ccbill errors and scamming nats-programs.

DamianJ · 12-19-2012, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

In reality you're just a joke.

Says the man who paid to fly to prague and spend days shooting and editing a film that has had 300 views in 2 years.

Quit while you're behind, kiddo.

TheStout · 12-19-2012, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Hahahahaha, didn't upset ME at all. I have nothing to do with Epoch!
I was referring to the other people in this thread that only got the card.
You've now let everyone know what a big-sac baller you are... at least in your mind.
In reality you're just a joke.

Great logic,

Dont thank people that give you gifts because you might hurt somebodys feelings.

Lykos · 12-19-2012, 08:41 AM

Very nice from epoch !

Wizzo · 12-19-2012, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TheStout

Great logic,

Dont thank people that give you gifts because you might hurt somebodys feelings.

John-ACWM · 12-19-2012, 10:06 AM

Cool gift, congrats!

seeric · 12-19-2012, 10:18 AM

Last year they sent out these pretty awesome chargers, and the year before Klipsch headphones. I haven't been next door to see if Santa came for a few days.

JamesM · 12-19-2012, 10:26 AM

thats cool DamianJ, looks like we need to add epoch as cascade ;)
nice move epoch.

Chris · 12-19-2012, 10:32 AM

Its a fine line companies have to walk in regards to giving gifts to clients

if you gift something nice to a larger client but just a card to a smaller client people tend to get upset.

scottybuzz · 12-19-2012, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris

Its a fine line companies have to walk in regards to giving gifts to clients

if you gift something nice to a larger client but just a card to a smaller client people tend to get upset.

people should be grateful for anything.

but yeh i agree with what you say, that is the reality of things.
btw congrats damian, i wasn't aware you ran sites. in fact im not sure what you do...?

U know your stuff though.

DamianJ · 12-19-2012, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesM

thats cool DamianJ, looks like we need to add epoch as cascade ;)
nice move epoch.

The reason you should use them is their throughput is much better than ccbill and better retention too. I get my clients to put them first in the cascade. Not one has reverted back to ccbill. Not one.

The gift is nice, the increased revenue is better!

ReggieDurango · 12-19-2012, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheStout

Great logic,

Dont thank people that give you gifts because you might hurt somebodys feelings.

Of course he can thank them. But why must he do so publicly? Again, that just opens up the "wait he got that, but I only got this" can of worms.
I doubt Epoch themselves appreciate this thread, because now it's transparent that they give different gifts in preferential order. If Damian wanted to "thank" them, what's wrong with just thanking them directly? ...rather than starting a thread about it so he can gloat and the others that only got a card can feel inferior.

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Some people get invited to the Elite Dinners (me), some people don't (you). Some people get good presents (me), some don't (you). It's just the way things work.

Again, I have nothing to do with Epoch personally, so I'm not upset in the least, but don't you think Damian comes across as a bit Holier-than-thou with comments like the above? I don't think that's what Epoch had in mind when sending out gifts, that people like Damian would turn it into a popularity contest.

BareBacked · 12-19-2012, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Cards, jambox? I got a 60' Samsung from them last Friday. Thanks Epoch!!!

Cards, jambox, 60' Samsung ? I got a ferrari 458 last Tuesday.
Thanks Epoch!!

Fat Panda · 12-19-2012, 02:05 PM

pics or i call bullshit

NewNick · 12-19-2012, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Butthurt cos you didn't get the speaker, kid?

:D

Everyone knows some folk are bigger revenue generators than others. Some people get invited to the Elite Dinners (me), some people don't (you). Some people get good presents (me), some don't (you). It's just the way things work.

I wanted to thank Epoch for a cool gift. Sorry it upset you so much.

Fuck off Damian - you dont have any traffic or revenue.

Some poor deluded fool at Epoch mistakenly thinks you have clients that you might bring their way. Silly cunts.

And please dont try and argue this one. You dont want me to out you here.

baddog · 12-19-2012, 02:09 PM

The Lambo was nice, but I don't think I can afford the insurance. I will probably have to re-gift it.

Thanks for the thought though.

ottopottomouse · 12-19-2012, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Cards, jambox? I got a 60' Samsung from them last Friday. Thanks Epoch!!!

60 foot?

DamianJ · 12-19-2012, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by NewNick

Fuck off Damian

Gosh, you're always so aggressive to me. Have I ever done anything to you I am unaware of?

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Originally Posted by NewNick

- you dont have any traffic or revenue.

When did I claim I did?

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Originally Posted by NewNick

Silly cunts.

So rude. What has got into you lately? You're nothing but nasty, rude and hostile. Has something happened in your life to turn you into this needlessly nasty character? Do you want to talk it through? Hug it out?

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Originally Posted by NewNick

And please dont try and argue this one.

Argue what one?

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Originally Posted by NewNick

You dont want me to out you here.

I'm straight, just a bit camp...

Threats, name calling, swearing and aggression.

Go and treat yourself to a wank. Make you feel much better.

In with love, out with hate. In with love, out with hate.

Maybe put on a bit of light jazz and have a camomile tea?

Life is too short to be so bile-filled.

ls101 · 12-19-2012, 02:46 PM

That's absolutely nice!

L-Pink · 12-19-2012, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

60 foot?

(I was lying about that too lol)

2MuchMark · 12-19-2012, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Thanks to the team at Epoch for the brilliant Jambox by Jawbone speaker. I'd wanted one of these puppies for ages!

You win again at the best holiday pressie!

Cheers!

Bah, thats nothing. You know what they sent me? Some of Anthony's own Belly Button lint! Nicely sealed in a little baggy for freshness, signed and authenticated by Anthony himself.

BELLYBUTTONLINT!

2MuchMark · 12-19-2012, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by NewNick

Fuck off Damian - you dont have any traffic or revenue.

Some poor deluded fool at Epoch mistakenly thinks you have clients that you might bring their way. Silly cunts.

And please dont try and argue this one. You dont want me to out you here.

No details, but you're way off.

Merry Christmas.

supersexysnow · 12-19-2012, 02:56 PM

nice! lucky guy!

2MuchMark · 12-19-2012, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Of course he can thank them. But why must he do so publicly? Again, that just opens up the "wait he got that, but I only got this" can of worms.
I doubt Epoch themselves appreciate this thread, because now it's transparent that they give different gifts in preferential order. If Damian wanted to "thank" them, what's wrong with just thanking them directly? ...rather than starting a thread about it so he can gloat and the others that only got a card can feel inferior. .

Thanking Epoch is public is cool. They do alot, and they take the time to send out gifts, and its good to let others know because its good for business.

By the way, Thank you Segpay Cathy for our gift!

CurrentlySober · 12-19-2012, 02:58 PM

Harmik PERSONALLY took a shit in a box, and posted it to me !

Thanks Harmik and epoch !

AnimeFevers · 12-19-2012, 04:56 PM

I got a car, thanks Epoch !

Supz · 12-19-2012, 07:48 PM

If you got a card. You obviously arent worth as much. Dont feel bad for yourself. Work harder.

AlexFS · 12-19-2012, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

What do you mean... gift? I got a Xmas card from Epoch...

I feel so small time right now, didn't even get a Christmas card from Epoch

V_RocKs · 12-19-2012, 08:40 PM

I got fucked in the wallet by their ex CEO. Thanks Epoch!

ReggieDurango · 12-19-2012, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AlexFS

I feel so small time right now, didn't even get a Christmas card from Epoch

I'm sorry to hear that, I feel bad for you bro. Maybe Damian shouldn't have started this thread.

Major (Tom) · 12-19-2012, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

The reason you should use them is their throughput is much better than ccbill and better retention too. I get my clients to put them first in the cascade. Not one has reverted back to ccbill. Not one.

The gift is nice, the increased revenue is better!

any billers throughput is better than ccbill. Reason: Ccbill
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12-19-2012, 08:00 AM	#1
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Thanks Epoch for the awesome gift Thanks to the team at Epoch for the brilliant Jambox by Jawbone speaker. I'd wanted one of these puppies for ages! You win again at the best holiday pressie! Cheers!

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kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	I have to say it was a pretty good gift. Very nice Epoch. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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Struggle4Bucks Sieg Hi! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2011 Location: Lissabon Posts: 3,614	I'm not an affiliate btw... but a program-owner. So.. good to hear that Epoch is sending gifts to affiliates! I hope that will trigger some affiliates to also push epoch-sites! Some only want to push CCbill or nats... and at the same time they are whining in threads about ccbill errors and scamming nats-programs. __________________ Half troll half amazing!

12-19-2012, 08:14 AM	#8
ReggieDurango Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: California Posts: 4,747	Great job Damian, great way to thank Epoch, now the people that didn't get the speaker and only got the card are going to be pissed at Epoch. You're a genius. Did you assume EVERYBODY got the same thing? Way to think it through before posting, champ.

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Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	That's Awesome! Hey Epoch where's mine?

12-19-2012, 08:20 AM	#14
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Cards, jambox? I got a 60' Samsung from them last Friday. Thanks Epoch!!!

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	The Lambo was nice, but I don't think I can afford the insurance. I will probably have to re-gift it. Thanks for the thought though.

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supersexysnow Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 22	nice! lucky guy!

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12-19-2012, 07:48 PM	#46
Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,056	If you got a card. You obviously arent worth as much. Dont feel bad for yourself. Work harder.

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