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LA Crew · 12-12-2012, 04:42 AM

Conspiracy theorists contend that the space agency is involved in an elaborate cover up to prevent panic

Harmon · 12-12-2012, 04:52 AM

Me and the family are staying home that day, just in case a bunch of nutjobs start creating mass panic or people start shooting up malls and grocery stores.

EddyTheDog · 12-12-2012, 04:56 AM

The one thing that pisses on most of these conspiracy theories is that in general, people can not keep secrets.

seeandsee · 12-12-2012, 05:05 AM

What will hit us, planet x or something else?

CaptainHowdy · 12-12-2012, 05:35 AM

Let us hope for the end ...

halfpint · 12-12-2012, 05:37 AM

well im going down fucking

CamTraffic · 12-12-2012, 05:40 AM

aren't you guys ready ?

ING82 · 12-12-2012, 06:07 AM

I love going around the net reading about all this hysteria. These people keep getting dumber by the minute

Jman · 12-12-2012, 06:22 AM

If all the nutjobs go out to cause mass panic, gfy should be a nice and quiet ;)

2MuchMark · 12-12-2012, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Me and the family are staying home that day, just in case a bunch of nutjobs start creating mass panic or people start shooting up malls and grocery stores.

It's wrong to live in fear. Grab a case of beer and a few lawn chairs, climb to your roof and watch the fun.

2MuchMark · 12-12-2012, 06:44 AM

Here's an idea. Throw an end of the world orgy. Should be easy enough to do.

L-Pink · 12-12-2012, 06:52 AM

I'm going to be on my roof with a 30-06 blasting zombies and drinking Wild Turkey.

escorpio · 12-12-2012, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'm going to be on my roof with a 30-06 blasting zombies and drinking Wild Turkey.

Me too. Just gonna treat it like any other friday.

L-Pink · 12-12-2012, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Me too. Just gonna to treat it like any other friday.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-12-2012, 07:02 AM

It's 9 days in either direction, Saturday the 22nd if is is my kind of day.

pornguy · 12-12-2012, 08:04 AM

We are heading over to Chichen Itza for that day.

buzzard · 12-12-2012, 08:17 AM

Tom_PM · 12-12-2012, 08:40 AM

Happy 12/12/12 by the way.

(omg what does it mean?!? It has to be something.. right?!?)

Phoenix · 12-12-2012, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Happy 12/12/12 by the way.

(omg what does it mean?!? It has to be something.. right?!?)

it is a cool date

pimpware · 12-12-2012, 09:04 AM

Yes, as seen on tv and also according to some gfy scientists the end is near so please send me all your monies, you won't need it after Dec 21. All your monies are belong to me

_Richard_ · 12-12-2012, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

it is a cool date

been fun keeping track of it through the 12 years lol

Loryn · 12-12-2012, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Me too. Just gonna treat it like any other friday.

I'll bring my Win M70 375 H&H, and the SM 357 & 500 for backup...

Minte · 12-12-2012, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

it is a cool date

One of the fellows on our staff has a daughter that turned 12 today on 12-12-12

ArielRebel · 12-12-2012, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

well im going down fucking

lol...yeah me too :P

Loryn · 12-12-2012, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Jman

If all the nutjobs go out to cause mass panic, gfy should be a nice and quiet ;)

brassmonkey · 12-12-2012, 11:16 AM

hope the devil has beer

Dirty F · 12-12-2012, 11:25 AM

Great, another thread about something non existing. We only had 20 the last few weeks. Let's start some more.

CDSmith · 12-12-2012, 11:27 AM

If you do have an end-of-the-world orgy, make sure the sign out front reads

Zombies Welcome

We don't want to offend anyone or show classism or racism on the last day of everything now do we?

Phoenix69 · 12-12-2012, 11:36 AM

Ok. This has got me stumped. If you are expecting the world to end December 21st - what time exactly on the 21st ? At the moment it's 7.37 am 13th December in New Zealand BUT it's only 8.37 am on 12/12/12 ( previous day ) in Hawaii. So, is the world going to end on the 21st or 22nd New Zealand time. Did the Mayans say End of World 21/12/12 US PST or GMT or British Summer Time or New Zealand time !!! You see, if they secretly wrote down End Of World 21st NEW ZEALAND or AUSTRALIAN time, well it's gonna catch the USA by suprise because you will still be on the 20th. If it was Mayan time ( where the main temple was ) our end of world ( Australian, New Zealand and other countries ) will be on 22/12/12 and that just ain't got the same buzz to it.

pornmasta · 12-12-2012, 11:40 AM

it's mayan's calendar, so it's mayan's time...

mikesouth · 12-12-2012, 11:43 AM

Im doing an end of the world bukkake fri night the 21st

guys will wear mayan ceremonial masks and grass skirts

one will dance in circles around us shaking maracas and singing ooga booga ooga booga

Phoenix69 · 12-12-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

it's mayan's calendar, so it's mayan's time...

That's what I would have thought. Except the media keeps telling us in Australia and New Zealand that the world ends 21/12/12 when it should be 22/12/12 - dirty dogs - we have an extra day to party.

Dirty F · 12-12-2012, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix69

Ok. This has got me stumped. If you are expecting the world to end December 21st - what time exactly on the 21st ? At the moment it's 7.37 am 13th December in New Zealand BUT it's only 8.37 am on 12/12/12 ( previous day ) in Hawaii. So, is the world going to end on the 21st or 22nd New Zealand time. Did the Mayans say End of World 21/12/12 US PST or GMT or British Summer Time or New Zealand time !!! You see, if they secretly wrote down End Of World 21st NEW ZEALAND or AUSTRALIAN time, well it's gonna catch the USA by suprise because you will still be on the 20th. If it was Mayan time ( where the main temple was ) our end of world ( Australian, New Zealand and other countries ) will be on 22/12/12 and that just ain't got the same buzz to it.

Neither of those times. Because it is a non existing event. People refuse to understand this it seems.

Phoenix69 · 12-12-2012, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Neither of those times. Because it is a non existing event. People refuse to understand this it seems.

Exactly. I was trying to point out how ludicrous it is to set a date for end of world in my post.

pornmasta · 12-12-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

singing ooga booga ooga booga

i suggest to use the "bunga bunga" spell, it comes from an old etruscan tradition.

RebelR · 12-12-2012, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzard

the guy in that video looks like Dave aka. Chainsaw from the movie Summer School.

Scott McD · 12-12-2012, 01:32 PM

I'll be glad when the fucking date passes so i don't need to read or listen to any more retarded shit about it...

Markul · 12-12-2012, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

If you do have an end-of-the-world orgy, make sure the sign out front reads

Zombies Welcome

We don't want to offend anyone or show classism or racism on the last day of everything now do we?

Nice boobs!

wehateporn · 12-12-2012, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

The one thing that pisses on most of these conspiracy theories is that in general, people can not keep secrets.

We don't tend to find out about the people who are good at keeping secrets, just those who aren't

Choopa_Pardo · 12-12-2012, 01:50 PM

I can't wait for the world to end because I will eventually become a pile of dirt, and then worms will crawl inside me and play their worm games and I will be the best little playground for all the worms and bugs.

Well, that or when the beasts come out of the ground and spray the Black Oil Virus into my eyeballs I hope my body melts and then transforms into a swarm of wasps and I can fly around and sting things.

BettingHandle · 12-13-2012, 02:29 AM

Maybe the end of the world, but how could it be foretold. After all, there was no Obama or even a White House to be in.

lagcam · 12-13-2012, 02:46 AM

Well I am hoping that it will be a plague and for some unknown reason, everybody except myself and my family will turn into zombies (the traditional slow moving ones not these new fast moving modern ones). I have been watching Walking Dead, and have seen a lot of other zombie movies so I feel like I am well prepared already.

ls101 · 12-13-2012, 02:57 AM

We will stay at home instead!

Porno Dan · 12-13-2012, 03:51 AM

I'm shooting an orgy on Dec 21st just to prove that Zeus still rules!

Regina_PC · 12-13-2012, 03:58 AM

we have our big christmas party on 21th in the partnercash headquarter. so it will be a good end with good food and drinks ;-)

JFK · 12-13-2012, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Regina_PC

we have our big christmas party on 21th in the partnercash headquarter. so it will be a good end with good food and drinks ;-)

NICE

EddyTheDog · 12-13-2012, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

The one thing that pisses on most of these conspiracy theories is that in general, people can not keep secrets.

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Slaves can't

The elite can

So its the 'elite' building their own Space Arks or blasting city sized holes in the side of the Himalaya's is it?

They wouldn't want to get their hands dirty.

And that's what would be happening if they had cause to think anything at all was going to happen....

Any decent conspiracy needs 'slaves'.

Pornopat · 12-13-2012, 05:38 AM

Does this mean rebills will stop?

Slick · 12-13-2012, 06:14 AM

This is great though because I didn't buy any Christmas presents because what's the senese ??? Instead, I'm just using all the money that I would've used for presents and my life savings, to go enjoy myself for the last few days alive.

Dirty Dane · 12-13-2012, 07:32 AM

Be afraid.

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