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CDSmith · 07-09-2009, 10:27 AM

Having an affair.*

Presents, jewelry, hotel rooms, apartments, gas for sneaking around, whatever...

that's the approximate total bill for keeping side nookie for a year.

*Divorce sold separately.

SleazyDream · 07-09-2009, 10:28 AM

dude, been there.

WAY WAY WAY more than $5K a year to do that, a LOT more

C-Luv · 07-09-2009, 10:30 AM

I think it should be more like 10k

CDSmith · 07-09-2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

dude, been there.

WAY WAY WAY more than $5K a year to do that, a LOT more

Thus the "on average" part of it I suppose.

It was the Tough Trivia question of the day on 92 CITI FM today btw. The study they took their information from said $5k average. I guess some guys who cheat are cheaper than others.

GetSCORECash · 07-09-2009, 10:34 AM

If $5k is the average then their has to be a lot of guys going to the $29.95 motels and McDonalds lunch dates.

pornguy · 07-09-2009, 10:34 AM

Damn.. just better to bring the bitch home and introduce the wife.

just a punk · 07-09-2009, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Married? On average, THIS will cost you about $5K a year

At least 10 times more for me. So what?

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 07-09-2009, 10:55 AM

meh- too much stress too

CDSmith · 07-09-2009, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash

If $5k is the average then their has to be a lot of guys going to the $29.95 motels and McDonalds lunch dates.

I think it includes all the guys who met someone on the spot, bought her a $3 coffee at starbucks and then banged her at her place twice a week for a year with no other frills.

That kind of low overhead tends to bring down the average.

DaddyHalbucks · 07-09-2009, 11:07 AM

Yea, too much stress, not worth it.

baddog · 07-09-2009, 11:11 AM

You guys spend way too much for pussy on the side.

CDSmith · 07-09-2009, 11:16 AM

I don't think they factored in the damage when the wife finds out

PurrrsianPussyKat · 07-09-2009, 11:20 AM

Why not just fuck your wife.. hell of a lot cheaper.

SleazyDream · 07-09-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash

If $5k is the average then their has to be a lot of guys going to the $29.95 motels and McDonalds lunch dates.

no kidding, $5k a year is like $400 a month. average hotel in winipeg is about $100 - plus dinner, booze, presents, etc

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 07-09-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by cdsmith

i don't think they factored in the damage when the wife finds out

exactly! Lol

SleazyDream · 07-09-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I don't think they factored in the damage when the wife finds out

better yet, what if she got the wrong address? people in that kind of rage don't think too clearly

CDSmith · 07-09-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

better yet, what if she got the wrong address? people in that kind of rage don't think too clearly

Or the wrong car

D Ghost · 07-09-2009, 12:00 PM

oh shit, those pics are fucked up LMAO

seeandsee · 07-09-2009, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Having an affair.*

Presents, jewelry, hotel rooms, apartments, gas for sneaking around, whatever...

that's the approximate total bill for keeping side nookie for a year.

*Divorce sold separately.

BradM · 07-09-2009, 12:04 PM

Women are insane.

art914 · 07-09-2009, 12:04 PM

that pic with the car, dam that woman is pretty strong

96ukssob · 07-09-2009, 12:08 PM

i blame the wife. theres 2 reasons why men cheat

1) your wife stops putting out
2) your wife stops appreciating you

either case, that $5k bill should be going to the wife

if it was me, i would tell the wife to take a hike, not worth the headache. my friends friend who ive talked to a few times has been sneaking around on his wife for years. faking business meetings in other cities, etc. which he is now over $10k+ in credit card debt.

CDSmith · 07-09-2009, 12:09 PM

Then again,

when you dump the girlfriend things can get ugly from that end too.

07-09-2009, 12:18 PM

Why not just pick a wife that you don't have to cheat on?

Meeper · 07-09-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sherm

Why not just pick a wife that you don't have to cheat on?

CDSmith · 07-09-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sherm

Why not just pick a wife that you don't have to cheat on?

This would explain why I'm not married.

(in other words it's not quite that simple) (but it would be nice if it were).

Ace_luffy · 07-09-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Then again,

when you dump the girlfriend things can get ugly from that end too.

Thomas1007 · 07-09-2009, 03:32 PM

yup, too much bs involved. just bang the wife.

ungratefulninja · 07-09-2009, 03:35 PM

I'm still holding out for some more threesomes. All the fun of an affair without having to sneak around.

StuartD · 07-09-2009, 03:35 PM

The moral of the story is... do not have an affair while the Home Depot has a sale on pick axes.

David! · 07-09-2009, 03:43 PM

Get a sugar baby that has her own place, in most cities now you can find hot 20 something girls that'll do you twice a week for $500 a month or less

K R I S T E N · 07-09-2009, 03:45 PM

Yep - $5k sounds just about right - that is how much my best friends husband spent on a year long affair in 2006...well, her EXhusband now.

StuartD · 07-09-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan

Get a sugar baby that has her own place, in most cities now you can find hot 20 something girls that'll do you twice a week for $500 a month or less

$500 a month would be more than $5k/year Einstein. Good solution!

Tjeezers · 07-09-2009, 03:48 PM

She saved me from loosing a lot of money.
She keeps me from doing stupid things with money. Like drinking beer with friends or whatever.

David! · 07-09-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

$500 a month would be more than $5k/year Einstein. Good solution!

I did not say it would cost less, I just pointed out the fact that for about $6k, you can get a no headaches, no drama "friend".

LexiLexxx · 07-09-2009, 04:00 PM

http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thehu...r-suicide.aspx

OUCH, this is what can happen... I think it's best to be truthful, want out get out then go on with your life.

Fat Panda · 07-09-2009, 04:01 PM

way more than 5k

NoWhErE · 07-09-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Or the wrong car

who the hell has access to so many picks?

CDSmith · 07-09-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LexiLexxx

http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thehu...r-suicide.aspx

OUCH, this is what can happen... I think it's best to be truthful, want out get out then go on with your life.

Word on that.

On a side note though, I think this is the first time I've seen one of these murder-suicides done by the woman. Usually it's the guy that snaps his swizzle stick and offs the family, his s/o and then himself. This is rare indeed.

dav3 · 07-09-2009, 07:19 PM

you're doing it wrong

qwe · 07-09-2009, 09:44 PM

it used to cost me $200/month extra JUST on gas alone with my old ex gf! lol I don't even want to think how much I spend on all other shit

seeric · 07-09-2009, 10:31 PM

Single For Life!!!!!!!!

MandyBlake · 07-09-2009, 10:31 PM

that could buy a nice chunk of porn.

Evil-Dan · 07-10-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

Why not just fuck your wife.. hell of a lot cheaper.

That has to be the funniest quote I have read on any board for so long my sides are hurting

EscortBiz · 07-10-2009, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Having an affair.*

Presents, jewelry, hotel rooms, apartments, gas for sneaking around, whatever...

that's the approximate total bill for keeping side nookie for a year.

*Divorce sold separately.

people who cheat that are in a relationship also have a tendency to buy their current wife or girl more gifts than usual like maybe a guilty feeling thing

bobby666 · 07-10-2009, 11:35 AM

not for me, i 've bought a cheap wife

CDSmith · 07-10-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

people who cheat that are in a relationship also have a tendency to buy their current wife or girl more gifts than usual like maybe a guilty feeling thing

Very true. Also, many tend to accuse the wife of cheating or be more jealous and suspicious. By projecting their own cheating tendencies onto the wife they attempt to deflect their own guilt.

Ladies, take note. And quit marrying idiots.

Warren · 07-10-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by K R I S T E N

Yep - $5k sounds just about right - that is how much my best friends husband spent on a year long affair in 2006...well, her EXhusband now.

Cheap sob, dollar menu all the way and fucking in the back of his car, I suppose.

TRe$yNFuL · 07-10-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ungratefulninja

I'm still holding out for some more threesomes. All the fun of an affair without having to sneak around.

AMEN!

V_RocKs · 12-23-2012, 12:27 AM

Looks kinky

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