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Old 12-28-2012, 06:35 AM   #1
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What my grandma got me for xmas



The BodyGard ESC 5-in-1 Automobile Emergency Tool, for when doors or windows fail to operated due to vehicle damage, fire or submersion. Break out side window glass in an instant; slash through inoperable seat belts without fear of getting cut; flash an emergency signal for help; set off piercing audio alarm; then light the way with a bright white LED flashlight - these are all quick and easy to do in an emergency with this handy tool.


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Old 12-28-2012, 10:29 AM   #2
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Old 12-28-2012, 11:06 AM   #3
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Old 12-28-2012, 11:17 AM   #4
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ummmm i prefer the lifehammer

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Old 12-28-2012, 11:26 AM   #5
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what size is that tool?
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Old 12-28-2012, 11:28 AM   #6
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She must think you drive like you are going to end up upside down in a ditch.
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Old 12-28-2012, 11:31 AM   #7
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Last night there was a single car accident with a sheet covered body on the pavement of the highway. Not sure how this would have helped.
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Old 12-28-2012, 11:44 AM   #8
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She was in a car accident when she was younger and has been scared of riding in them since. I really think she had it laying around the house
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Old 12-28-2012, 02:00 PM   #9
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i miss my grandma ...
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:49 AM   #10
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Interesting tool, better not to be in the situation to use it though.
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