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So Fucking What
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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What my grandma got me for xmas
![]() The BodyGard ESC 5-in-1 Automobile Emergency Tool, for when doors or windows fail to operated due to vehicle damage, fire or submersion. Break out side window glass in an instant; slash through inoperable seat belts without fear of getting cut; flash an emergency signal for help; set off piercing audio alarm; then light the way with a bright white LED flashlight - these are all quick and easy to do in an emergency with this handy tool. ![]()
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Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac |
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Congrats
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So Fucking What
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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ummmm i prefer the lifehammer
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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She must think you drive like you are going to end up upside down in a ditch.
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So Fucking Lame
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Last night there was a single car accident with a sheet covered body on the pavement of the highway. Not sure how this would have helped.
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So Fucking What
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She was in a car accident when she was younger and has been scared of riding in them since. I really think she had it laying around the house
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Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac |
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Persona on sale
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i miss my grandma ...
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Work Work Work
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Interesting tool, better not to be in the situation to use it though.
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