Lance Armstrong - GoFuckYourself.com

Supz · 01-16-2013, 12:02 AM

tooo sooooonnn??

BIGTYMER · 01-16-2013, 12:05 AM

Dudes pathetic.

Watch his old interviews of him denying doping.

He is ONLY coming clean now because he wants to do sports.

Supz · 01-16-2013, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Dudes pathetic.

Watch his old interviews of him denying doping.

He is ONLY coming clean now because he wants to do sports.

He should try WWF. Where steroids are excepted because its entertainment.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-16-2013, 12:21 AM

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Killswitch · 01-16-2013, 12:26 AM

Lance Armstrong uses drugs to enhance his skills to raise money for cancer - Scumbag.

Other sports players use drugs to enhance their paychecks - Cool guys.

BIGTYMER · 01-16-2013, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Lance Armstrong uses drugs to enhance his skills to raise money for cancer - Scumbag.

Other sports players use drugs to enhance their paychecks - Cool guys.

Right. He did it all for the kids.

Poor Lance.

Supz · 01-16-2013, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Lance Armstrong uses drugs to enhance his skills to raise money for cancer - Scumbag.

Other sports players use drugs to enhance their paychecks - Cool guys.

He made plenty...

Killswitch · 01-16-2013, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

He made plenty...

Not saying he didn't bank, but Livestrong and his work with them was way more beneficial than any other big named sports person who was caught doing drugs/steroids.

tfs · 01-16-2013, 04:15 AM

Piece of shit is going for the sympathy vote now. Has anyone sued him and tried to get their money back yet?

bushwacker · 01-16-2013, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by tfs

Piece of shit is going for the sympathy vote now. Has anyone sued him and tried to get their money back yet?

I heard his old sponsors might try.

slapass · 01-16-2013, 04:40 AM

The whole sport was doing it. They can't even pass his titles on as the next few guys were caught a while ago.

I say let them do it and htey can be guinea pigs for the rest of us.

arock10 · 01-16-2013, 06:37 AM

Everyone was doping. Lance Armstrong still the superior athlete. He just wants to compete in some triathlons now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doping_...2C_1998_-_2012

Supz · 01-16-2013, 10:48 AM

His lawyer is saying he should not admit to anything, that is how his sponsors are going to get him for him money.

TheSquealer · 01-16-2013, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Dudes pathetic.

Watch his old interviews of him denying doping.

He is ONLY coming clean now because he wants to do sports.

They ALL lie because they all have to.
They ALL all doing the exact same shit.
He's still by far the best cyclist ever.
He's raised almost $500,000,000.00 for children with cancer.

Pathetic.

Killswitch · 01-16-2013, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

They ALL lie because they all have to.
They ALL all doing the exact same shit.
He's still by far the best cyclist ever.
He's raised almost $500,000,000.00 for children with cancer.

Pathetic.

BIGTYMER · 01-16-2013, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

They ALL lie because they all have to.
They ALL all doing the exact same shit.
He's still by far the best cyclist ever.
He's raised almost $500,000,000.00 for children with cancer.

Pathetic.

And it was all built on a ponzi scheme. He is no Robin Hood.

He sued, ruined careers, lied, lied and lied some more.

He is only sorry he got caught.

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Madoff donated millions to charity. We should let him out of jail! He donated to charity!

BIGTYMER · 01-16-2013, 11:49 AM

And best cyclist ever? He may have never won if he didn't dope.

It's a dirty sport but that doesn't make it ok.

arock10 · 01-16-2013, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

His lawyer is saying he should not admit to anything, that is how his sponsors are going to get him for him money.

This is why he didn't confess in the first place when the evidence started to mount

TheSquealer · 01-16-2013, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

And best cyclist ever? He may have never won if he didn't dope.

It's a dirty sport but that doesn't make it ok.

Why can't his wins be passed to the second and third place competitors?

Oh yeah, they've almost all already been caught for the same.

And besides,.... seriously... WHAT THE FUCK????

No bigger things to worry about in the world? We have to give a fuck about a guy who rides a bicycle and generates hundreds of millions for charity? Creates jobs? Pays 10s of millions in taxes over his career.

We have to all group together as a society and tear him down because we've officially run out of problems?

"20 of 21 top-3 finishers from 1999 to 2005 were doing it, and 36 of 45 top-3 finishers from 1996 to 2010 were doing it. Take a look at this paragraph (which was slipped into the introduction of the report without much comment) in the USADA report: here

Twenty of the twenty-one podium finishers in the Tour de France from 1999 through 2005 have been directly tied to likely doping through admissions, sanctions, public investigations or exceeding the UCI hematocrit threshold. Of the forty-five podium finishes during the time period between 1996 and 2010, thirty-six were by riders similarly tainted by doping.

So in a 15-year period, there were only 9 riders who managed to succeed without cheating, according to the USADA.

It's fair to say that in that period, doping was a competitive element of the sport. You could argue that no one got an unfair advantage by doping because everyone was competing on the same (albeit outlawed) chemical playing field.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/tour-de-france-doping-statistics-2012-10#ixzz2IAboWSfC"

Supz · 01-16-2013, 01:02 PM

The point of this thread is. He only has 1 but, so this pic is funny....

Killswitch · 01-16-2013, 01:49 PM

It's okay, Lance. I couldn't compete in the Tour de France even if I had a jet engine for a butthole. Hell, I can't even bike to the corner store without washing down a fistful of 'roids with a can of Four Loko.

Supz · 01-16-2013, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

It's okay, Lance. I couldn't compete in the Tour de France even if I had a jet engine for a butthole. Hell, I can't even bike to the corner store without washing down a fistful of 'roids with a can of Four Loko.

I just sold my Bike yesterday. Going to get a new one come summer. Best part is. I paid 520 for my bike, and sold it 1.5 years later for 500.

pimpmaster9000 · 01-16-2013, 02:10 PM

all pro athletes are doped...the NBA does not let the olympic committee test its players because it does not trust the test LOL

there is so much money in some sports and the doping controls are only before an event, random doping is not really enforced like it should...there is too much opportunity to dope...

sports are not fair and people should get over it...if you are born in the USA you have 100x more chance of succeeding in sport compared to a 3rd world guy simply because in the USA you can be a pro athlete and in the 3rd world you can starve :D

scottybuzz · 01-16-2013, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

And it was all built on a ponzi scheme. He is no Robin Hood.

He sued, ruined careers, lied, lied and lied some more.

He is only sorry he got caught.

-

Madoff donated millions to charity. We should let him out of jail! He donated to charity!

Tasty1 · 01-16-2013, 03:07 PM

He figured he could make more money when he is allowed to do some tours /public apperances and publish a book about his confessions.

Matyko · 01-16-2013, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by arock10

Everyone was doping. Lance Armstrong still the superior athlete. He just wants to compete in some triathlons now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doping_...2C_1998_-_2012

what he said. first good reply in the thread.

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arock10 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,218	Everyone was doping. Lance Armstrong still the superior athlete. He just wants to compete in some triathlons now http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doping_...2C_1998_-_2012 __________________ Sup

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Killswitch 👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 2,304	It's okay, Lance. I couldn't compete in the Tour de France even if I had a jet engine for a butthole. Hell, I can't even bike to the corner store without washing down a fistful of 'roids with a can of Four Loko. __________________

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BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Dudes pathetic. Watch his old interviews of him denying doping. He is ONLY coming clean now because he wants to do sports.

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tfs Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 624	Piece of shit is going for the sympathy vote now. Has anyone sued him and tried to get their money back yet?

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slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,627	The whole sport was doing it. They can't even pass his titles on as the next few guys were caught a while ago. I say let them do it and htey can be guinea pigs for the rest of us.

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Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,056	His lawyer is saying he should not admit to anything, that is how his sponsors are going to get him for him money.

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BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	And best cyclist ever? He may have never won if he didn't dope. It's a dirty sport but that doesn't make it ok.

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Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,056	The point of this thread is. He only has 1 but, so this pic is funny....

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pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	all pro athletes are doped...the NBA does not let the olympic committee test its players because it does not trust the test LOL there is so much money in some sports and the doping controls are only before an event, random doping is not really enforced like it should...there is too much opportunity to dope... sports are not fair and people should get over it...if you are born in the USA you have 100x more chance of succeeding in sport compared to a 3rd world guy simply because in the USA you can be a pro athlete and in the 3rd world you can starve :D

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Tasty1 Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South-America Posts: 9,258	He figured he could make more money when he is allowed to do some tours /public apperances and publish a book about his confessions. __________________ everything is fake