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kyro · 01-20-2013, 04:24 PM

why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded.

mechanicvirus · 01-20-2013, 04:26 PM

I don't understand why I keep posting in worthless threads.

L-Pink · 01-20-2013, 04:30 PM

Watching football and drinking Kentucky whiskey while cleaning guns is what living is all about.

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Mr Pheer · 01-20-2013, 04:45 PM

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Watching football and drinking Kentucky whiskey while cleaning guns is what living is all about.

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you left out the BBQ!!

Supz · 01-20-2013, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro

why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded.

Let me guess. Soccor (football) is not a slow game?

L-Pink · 01-20-2013, 05:08 PM

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you left out the BBQ!!

It's raining today so my grossly overweight girlfriend is making a meatloaf and french fries.

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Some Guy · 01-20-2013, 05:16 PM

I'll never understand the allure of football. I honestly think most guys watch it just because other guys do and want to fit in. I've never been able to suffer through a game. It's painfully boring. I only watch the Superbowl with friends as an excuse to get drunk. I don't even know what's going on during the game. Maybe I just fail at being a man.

Deej · 01-20-2013, 05:22 PM

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I'll never understand the allure of football. I honestly think most guys watch it just because other guys do and want to fit in. I've never been able to suffer through a game. It's painfully boring. I only watch the Superbowl with friends as an excuse to get drunk. I don't even know what's going on during the game. Maybe I just fail at being a man.

^^ what he said.

L-Pink · 01-20-2013, 05:23 PM

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Maybe I just fail at being a man.

Not at all. Most guys that don't follow football just never played it seriously as a kid. I never played basketball or golfed and of course now have no interest in them at all. Same with soccer and hockey, it's hard to show an interest in something you never did.

Rooting for a home team is the exception I've seen.

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AdultPornMasta · 01-20-2013, 05:23 PM

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why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded.

Killswitch · 01-20-2013, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

I don't understand why I keep posting in worthless threads.

bns666 · 01-20-2013, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Watching football and drinking Kentucky whiskey while cleaning guns is what living is all about.

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kyro · 01-20-2013, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

you left out the BBQ!!

rednecks riding dirt bikes too.

kyro · 01-20-2013, 05:47 PM

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You don't get it because you are trying to think of it as a sport; instead think of it as an excuse for people with repressed homosexual desires to stare at large black men in capri pants.

hence why donny is watching

brassmonkey · 01-20-2013, 05:52 PM

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why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded.

a guy kicking a ball in tube socks is better.

not even a show of strength! a girl can play it.

AdultPornMasta · 01-20-2013, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Watching football and drinking Kentucky whiskey while cleaning guns is what living is all about.

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Been there, done that!

bloggerz · 01-20-2013, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro

why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded.

They do a little better than minimum wage

Mr Pheer · 01-20-2013, 06:13 PM

Maybe this will help you understand it better.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-20-2013, 06:13 PM

All you need to know about American football is that the 49ers rule!!!

ADG

kyro · 01-20-2013, 06:27 PM

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a guy kicking a ball in tube socks is better.

not even a show of strength! a girl can play it.

this could get my attention a little.

kyro · 01-20-2013, 06:28 PM

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Maybe this will help you understand it better.

chicken sandwich? wtf does that mean ?

Mr Pheer · 01-20-2013, 06:43 PM

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chicken sandwich? wtf does that mean ?

probably tastes better than a double-sided scooby snack

brassmonkey · 01-20-2013, 07:24 PM

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this could get my attention a little.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%2...ssional_Soccer

no pro eggball females

mechanicvirus · 01-20-2013, 07:24 PM

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I don't understand why I keep posting in worthless threads.

^^^^^ best reply in this thread

Gator · 01-20-2013, 08:24 PM

haha, you guys are funny. A lot of people do take this shit too seriously. Like their life depends on the game.

epitome · 01-20-2013, 08:27 PM

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haha, you guys are funny. A lot of people do take this shit too seriously. Like their life depends on the game.

I always like how guys say "we" as if they've done something more than buy some beer and change the channel on their TV.

Lichen · 01-20-2013, 11:15 PM

kyro gots no brains yo

Black All Through · 01-21-2013, 03:32 AM

American Football wouldn't be that bad if they didn't violate you with 2 hours of shitty TV commercials, a game that should last in reality an hour goes on in some cases for 3 and a half, pathetic.

seeandsee · 01-21-2013, 03:46 AM

fuckiong PATRIOTS lost last night, how the fuck, jez Bradddddddddyyyyyyyyyy

MPGdevil · 01-21-2013, 06:13 AM

Gay sport.

ottopottomouse · 01-21-2013, 06:29 AM

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I always like how guys say "we" as if they've done something more than buy some beer and change the channel on their TV.

"we" won, "they" lost - wanting to be part of it evaporates without good results.

pornguy · 01-21-2013, 09:48 AM

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why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded.

Yeah.

Much better to watch a game that takes FOREVER to do anything with a bunch of pansy guys rolling on the ground screaming that they are hurt every 6 min holding their leg or arm to spring up and run like the wind for 6 more min before they do it again. Soooo exciting.

Honestly I dont really watch much sports either but will from time to time watch the Super Bowl or the World Series ( that only involved US teams for some reason ) as well as the Wold Cup as well. Its fun from time to time with friends.

Rochard · 01-21-2013, 09:52 AM

I don't understand what "pass interference" is. Isn't that exactly what the defense is supposed to be doing?

just a punk · 01-21-2013, 09:58 AM

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I dont understand american football

I don't understand it too. As well as baseball BTW

Scott McD · 01-21-2013, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Black All Through

American Football wouldn't be that bad if they didn't violate you with 2 hours of shitty TV commercials, a game that should last in reality an hour goes on in some cases for 3 and a half, pathetic.

It is ridiculous to be honest.

I watched the 49ers game yesterday. But there's no way i could have watched the Ravens game right after it...

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