I saw a girl throw up a whole hot dog once..

[Diomed]

So I promised this guy I would follow his daughter in my van and throw dead mice with their eyes cut out at her every day.

Temporary layoffs, good times.. Easy credit ripoffs, ne gros.

Weiner up side ya head.. Weiner in side ya head.. Say wut say wut.

You drop the balls on me.. Baby.. You drop the balls on me.

Piss on your porch, shit in yo house..

Fat lady sees a cockroach!!!

Not the face.. Not the fucking face ya piece of bitch trash!!

Beat to death with a dick.

Beat to death with big floppy donkey dicks..

Treal gansgtas beat their bitches with bags of oranges yo..

You can dance if you want to..

Not by the hair of my chinny chin .. My sack is knotted.

Those poor people!

Sorry about your teeth..

[Diomed]

Umm.. How the hell did you do that? My pw is ultra secure..

I think you better.. Spread your sack and fly like a squirrel!

Raining meatballs and hamburgers..

To douche or not to douche.. That is the.. Bacteria laden vaginas can lead to crunchy tomatoes.

I got it I got it I got the fiddy dollas.. Let her have it.. With no problems!

I spy with my crusty eye something.. Oh no! Not toast again!

My woober is stale..

Sunshine is my destroyer..

The chipmunk murders..

Jello tits..

Jewish hands..

Christopher Walken says ''dinosaurs'' as he passes a put put golf..

[Diomed]

Who's up next?

[BIGTYMER]

Bot malfunction.

[Diomed]

Sitting on my sack like a bean bag..

It ate him man.. It ate him!

Bare witness to my unsightly back hair!

I don't know too many thing but I know what I know and I know.. what the fuck is that orange shit in your ears man!

Christ bill.. There is a bandaid in my soup..

Don't flex baby.. Lemme see you touch your toes to outside the trash bag baby.. As we walk into the woods baby.. Why aren't you responding baby.. Baby?

I kiss him and hug him and love him he my very best fwiend..

Bro.. Did you just see a guy whiz by my head with his sack all spread out?

Elvis bobs on bananas.

I smell burnt feathers.. What is.. Oh My God man.. Do you chew your food at all?

Keep your eyes ''peeled''.. Its raining half digested peanuts!

[Diomed]

Come on.. Nobody else?

No fair... No fair no fair no fair..

:little shoe flies across the highway:

Damn right Gabe.

[Diomed]

Well,

maybe currently sober can help.

You guys no fun..

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by Diomed

Well,

maybe currently sober can help.

You guys no fun..

errrmmm i like poo?

[wehateporn]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

errrmmm i like poo?

[Diomed]

Originally Posted by wehateporn

I missed that at first.. Nice one!