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2MuchMark · 01-24-2013, 11:43 AM

I just... jeezuz wtf...

http://www.bustedinacadiana.com/2013/01/frozen-stiffy/

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Habitual drunkard Kenneth Guillespie, 64, was found half-naked and screaming in agony next to the remains of the five-foot snow sculpture. And when he arrived for treatment at North Central infirmary in Blackburn, shocked medics found the booze-soaked layabout was suffering from FROSBITE of the JOHNSON. Someone At the hospital said that ?Ken?s a regular visitor to A&E. Normally it?s just bumps and scrapes ? or someone has giving him an ass whoopin? .

?Occasionally he?ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him. But this is the most bizarre mishap yet.?

?Frosbite of the penis may sound funny but it can be very serious indeed.?
?Frosbite can cause infection and gangrene and ultimately this may lead to the member being amputed.?

?From what I heard, Ken is still in one piece?.

But The unemployed former postman may not remain in one peice if the return to the scene of his whitemarish coupling ? as local residents are said to be on the warpath.

Ian Jessop of the Ramsgreave and Brownhill Community Security said: ?If that dirty fucker comes back here after what he did. I won?t be responsible for the reaction of the community.

?Several people have already vowed to dismember him after what he did to the kids? snowman.?

?He left? a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground.?

?This bugger?s worse than Jimmy Savile.?

Last night Guillespie was said to be recovering with friends in nearby Darwen, though could not be contacted as Sunday Sport went to press.

Scott McD · 01-24-2013, 11:54 AM

This was the before the incident

rogueteens · 01-24-2013, 12:00 PM

its the Sunday Sport, that isn't a paper - its an adult comic.

sperbonzo · 01-24-2013, 12:14 PM

?Several people have already vowed to dismember him after what he did to the kids? snowman.?

They want to pull his limbs off for messing up a snowman? Seems like a reasonable and measured response to me...

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Rochard · 01-24-2013, 12:40 PM

Sounds like he's a real winner there.

ottopottomouse · 01-24-2013, 01:06 PM

http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=9313

_Richard_ · 01-24-2013, 01:21 PM

now that's love

MiLo · 01-24-2013, 01:29 PM

Love is colder than death...

Supz · 01-24-2013, 04:37 PM

And people think only Americans are fucked up

Jel · 01-24-2013, 04:41 PM

If that snowman had an assault rifle, this never would have happened.

discounts.xxx · 01-24-2013, 04:54 PM

what a beaut!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-24-2013, 06:44 PM

Cool thread...

Who doesn't like snow-cones?

Don't eat any yellow snow...

ADG

RyuLion · 01-24-2013, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

And people think only Americans are fucked up

Gator · 01-24-2013, 11:51 PM

That sounds like it would feel good. I am going to try it. Since I am a two pump chump I don't have to worry about my stiffy getting frostbite.

seeandsee · 01-25-2013, 05:16 AM

poor snowman

EranG · 01-25-2013, 08:43 AM

frozen jizz in my pants ♫

Ringo · 01-25-2013, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Sounds like he's a real winner there.

Ringo · 01-25-2013, 09:39 AM

ops I read winter

alex.missyouth · 01-25-2013, 11:28 AM

What an asshole!

Supz · 01-25-2013, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

ide rather be known to be out of control gun slingers then snowman fuckers any day of the week.

John-ACWM · 01-26-2013, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

This was the before the incident

SilentKnight · 01-26-2013, 08:28 AM

It was rape.

The snowman was in no position to say no.

JamesM · 01-26-2013, 08:42 AM

snowman? hmm........ that makes him gay .

MediaGuy · 01-26-2013, 10:20 AM

?This bugger?s worse than Jimmy Savile.?

Excuse me?

Abusing an inanimate snowman is worse than abusing hundreds of kids?!?

wt

:D

TheFootMan5 · 01-26-2013, 03:46 PM

lolol wtf?

livexxx · 01-26-2013, 08:35 PM

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