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Old 02-08-2013, 01:07 PM   #1
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Serious question guys. How do you convince you girl to take it up her ass?

I tried the tickling finger maneuver but that didn't work. How else should I approach her?
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:08 PM   #2
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:08 PM   #3
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"sorry wrong hole" maneuver usually does the trick.
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:09 PM   #4
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You people do forced marriages but not forced anal?

You're doing it all wrong.
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:09 PM   #5
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"sorry wrong hole" maneuver usually does the trick.
make sure you get it up there first than hold on tight!
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:09 PM   #6
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"sorry wrong hole" maneuver usually does the trick.
Must have a tiny dick if you can get more than an 1/16th of the head in without being stopped.
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:10 PM   #7
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:11 PM   #8
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:12 PM   #9
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wait till she's frothing at the mouth and 'oops' it

should go well
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:12 PM   #10
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Must have a tiny dick if you can get more than an 1/16th of the head in without being stopped.
sometimes baby dick can be a plus...
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:25 PM   #11
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I just hork on her ass and bury her face deeper in the pillow to muffle her screams.I don't wait for her answer
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:31 PM   #12
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You shouldn't have to "convince" your own personal property to do anything.
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:34 PM   #13
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You people do forced marriages but not forced anal?

You're doing it all wrong.
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:45 PM   #14
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You people do forced marriages but not forced anal?

You're doing it all wrong.
You people? Who is that?
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:46 PM   #15
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I respect my hoes.
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You people? Who is that?
As Lisa Lampanelli would say... Slurpee Indians.
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I don't have relationships where I have to "convince"

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Old 02-08-2013, 02:20 PM   #18
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Don't convince her of anything. You just tell her it's a man's world, and this is how it is. If she doesn't like it you kick her to the curb. Done.
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:35 PM   #20
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I tried the tickling finger maneuver but that didn't work. How else should I approach her?
Try paying for the "extras" next time
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:07 PM   #22
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Take time to relax her properly. Make sure it's properly cleaned and lubed. Apply pressure, not force. Give it time to relax. Don't expect gaping pornstar anal the first time around. It takes time for the ass to get used to anal sex and it needs to be trained often to stay used to it.

Cock size (or whatever is being inserted) has alot to do with it. But cleanliness in my experience is the most important factor for both parties.

To put it bluntly, look at the size of some shits girls & guys take. Most guys don't compare to that.


This is all if you want her to receive any pleasure from the act. No idea what the mindset is of the initiating party.
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:17 PM   #23
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Old 02-08-2013, 04:03 PM   #25
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Old 02-08-2013, 04:34 PM   #26
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I tried the tickling finger maneuver but that didn't work. How else should I approach her?
Just ask her. I've found that girls fall into three categories regarding anal sex: 1) yes, please, 2) no fucking way, 3) I might be willing to try it. Asking her is the quickest and easiest way of finding out your chances or a little back door action.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:37 PM   #27
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Yes I agree about the ask her and also be patient , if she on the willing to try categorie, once you ask her one time it like a seed that gonna grow and she will think about it and try to spoil you by doing it at some point. Dont push/ask to often or she wont give it to you just to do the opposite (I'm from montreal Quebec and girl are weird here haha)

You can also try to go with 1 finger when your going down on her and she close to orgasm
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I fucked a girl in the ass last night but I think she had tourette's syndrome, she kept yelling out obscenities like "nooooo that hurts" and "stop you're raping me" "oh god stooooop" and stuff like that.

I heard that when dealing with tourette's its best to just ignore it and act like they didn't even say anything, so I continued.

Hold on looks like the Police want to talk to me about something... brb.
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Samir, if you're serious, just visit PuckerUp.com. Tristan Taormino knows everything about anal sex and she has all the right advice.
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