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So Fucking Banned
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Serious question guys. How do you convince you girl to take it up her ass?
I tried the tickling finger maneuver but that didn't work. How else should I approach her?
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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use the same technique they used on you
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"sorry wrong hole" maneuver usually does the trick.
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So Fucking Lame
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You people do forced marriages but not forced anal?
You're doing it all wrong. |
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offer her money
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Please dont fuck animals
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Much easier when she is drunk
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wait till she's frothing at the mouth and 'oops' it
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I just hork on her ass and bury her face deeper in the pillow to muffle her screams.I don't wait for her answer
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You shouldn't have to "convince" your own personal property to do anything.
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working on my tan
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I don't have relationships where I have to "convince"
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Don't convince her of anything. You just tell her it's a man's world, and this is how it is. If she doesn't like it you kick her to the curb. Done.
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Take time to relax her properly. Make sure it's properly cleaned and lubed. Apply pressure, not force. Give it time to relax. Don't expect gaping pornstar anal the first time around. It takes time for the ass to get used to anal sex and it needs to be trained often to stay used to it.
Cock size (or whatever is being inserted) has alot to do with it. But cleanliness in my experience is the most important factor for both parties. To put it bluntly, look at the size of some shits girls & guys take. Most guys don't compare to that. This is all if you want her to receive any pleasure from the act. No idea what the mindset is of the initiating party.
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Anal sex: It's not for pussies.
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promise her new shoes
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Just ask her. I've found that girls fall into three categories regarding anal sex: 1) yes, please, 2) no fucking way, 3) I might be willing to try it. Asking her is the quickest and easiest way of finding out your chances or a little back door action.
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Yes I agree about the ask her and also be patient , if she on the willing to try categorie, once you ask her one time it like a seed that gonna grow and she will think about it and try to spoil you by doing it at some point. Dont push/ask to often or she wont give it to you just to do the opposite (I'm from montreal Quebec and girl are weird here haha)
You can also try to go with 1 finger when your going down on her and she close to orgasm |
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Just go gay instead
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I fucked a girl in the ass last night but I think she had tourette's syndrome, she kept yelling out obscenities like "nooooo that hurts" and "stop you're raping me" "oh god stooooop" and stuff like that.
I heard that when dealing with tourette's its best to just ignore it and act like they didn't even say anything, so I continued. Hold on looks like the Police want to talk to me about something... brb.
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Samir, if you're serious, just visit PuckerUp.com. Tristan Taormino knows everything about anal sex and she has all the right advice.
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