Yet Another Sign of The End Times: Shark Attacks On The Rise! - GoFuckYourself.com

AdultPornMasta · 02-11-2013, 09:46 PM

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...h-decade-high/

"Experts: U.S. shark attacks reach decade high"

"GAINESVILLE, Fla. Scholars say shark attacks in the U.S. reached their highest level in a decade last year.

The University of Florida's International Shark Attack File released on Monday says the U.S. experienced 53 attacks in 2012, the most since 2000.

Florida led the U.S. with 26 attacks. Hawaii had 10 attacks, followed by California and South Carolina with five each, North Carolina with two and one each in Georgia, Massachusetts, New York, Oregon and Puerto Rico. One attack in California was fatal.

The report says there were seven fatalities worldwide, which is lower than 2011 but higher than the yearly average of 4.4 from 2001 to 2010. There were 80 unprovoked attacks worldwide, slightly more than 2011."

How in the Hell do you "provoke" a shark?

"Hooper:

"Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks."

BFT3K · 02-11-2013, 09:51 PM

Being killed and eaten by a huge shark would be a cool way to go. People should be on the losing end of the food chain more often. It's only fair...

2013 · 02-11-2013, 09:52 PM

Last year a shark took my left arm

AdultPornMasta · 02-11-2013, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Being killed and eaten by a huge shark would be a cool way to go. People should be on the losing end of the food chain more often. It's only fair...

I'll bet getting eaten by a shark woudl hurt though!

AdultPornMasta · 02-11-2013, 09:54 PM

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Last year a shark took my left arm

Did not!

DTK · 02-11-2013, 10:41 PM

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purecane · 02-26-2013, 02:11 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2472130.html

The Ocearch team that had tagged the 16-foot, 3,500-pound shark in September received a ping signal that Mary Lee was within 200 yards of Florida's Jacksonville Beach.

AJHall · 02-27-2013, 12:32 AM

Meteors and shark attacks...the space ship is definitely coming back for us soon.

2013 · 02-27-2013, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by AJHall

Meteors and shark attacks...the space ship is definitely coming back for us soon.

RyuLion · 02-27-2013, 12:51 AM

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notjoe · 02-27-2013, 04:30 AM

That is because more and more americans are looking like fat seals or walrus. The sharks mistake people for those animals and attack.

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AdultPornMasta Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,506	Yet Another Sign of The End Times: Shark Attacks On The Rise! http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...h-decade-high/ "Experts: U.S. shark attacks reach decade high" "GAINESVILLE, Fla. Scholars say shark attacks in the U.S. reached their highest level in a decade last year. The University of Florida's International Shark Attack File released on Monday says the U.S. experienced 53 attacks in 2012, the most since 2000. Florida led the U.S. with 26 attacks. Hawaii had 10 attacks, followed by California and South Carolina with five each, North Carolina with two and one each in Georgia, Massachusetts, New York, Oregon and Puerto Rico. One attack in California was fatal. The report says there were seven fatalities worldwide, which is lower than 2011 but higher than the yearly average of 4.4 from 2001 to 2010. There were 80 unprovoked attacks worldwide, slightly more than 2011." How in the Hell do you "provoke" a shark? "Hooper: "Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks." __________________ "The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."

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purecane Annakin Skywalker Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: megaminds' secret lair Posts: 1,324	http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2472130.html The Ocearch team that had tagged the 16-foot, 3,500-pound shark in September received a ping signal that Mary Lee was within 200 yards of Florida's Jacksonville Beach. __________________ [email protected]

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notjoe Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 5,599	That is because more and more americans are looking like fat seals or walrus. The sharks mistake people for those animals and attack.