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McSpike · 03-13-2013, 09:26 AM

Got a website description submitted to me from some folks. They are buying a link for a well known TGP that still gets 7k Alexa and I asked them to supply some text to go with the link. 100 words.

And I got back some unbelievable anti-Pulitzer material. Told them this is a no go and they promissed to do better.

Then today I get back this text (and they don't seem to realise the problem). Remember, the text should describe a TGP, a website:

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Maximum people use to choose the opposite gender for their intercourse and those people are called heterosexual and heterosexuals are normal case scenario in this case. Also there are other types like homosexuals who choose their partner from their own gender to have sex. But besides these two types of people there are others who love to sex with both the male and female and so they are called bisexual. Irrespective of any stream of these a perfect partner is the most important thing for having the pleasure. So finding a partner for such time should be the first choice besides any other things.
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There are some videos those are of HD quality and all these porn videos are available for short run time to long running time. Get wild by watching those videos and stun your partner with the sexiest moves and poses.

Colmike9 · 03-13-2013, 09:32 AM

That's some great detailed text designed to sell....

03-13-2013, 09:26 AM	#1
McSpike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 1,042	Pulitzer copywriting Got a website description submitted to me from some folks. They are buying a link for a well known TGP that still gets 7k Alexa and I asked them to supply some text to go with the link. 100 words. And I got back some unbelievable anti-Pulitzer material. Told them this is a no go and they promissed to do better. Then today I get back this text (and they don't seem to realise the problem). Remember, the text should describe a TGP, a website: Everybody likes to have pleasure most of the time in a day. Money and sex are the two most important keys which helps a person to achieve an ultimate pleasure. Maximum people use to choose the opposite gender for their intercourse and those people are called heterosexual and heterosexuals are normal case scenario in this case. Also there are other types like homosexuals who choose their partner from their own gender to have sex. But besides these two types of people there are others who love to sex with both the male and female and so they are called bisexual. Irrespective of any stream of these a perfect partner is the most important thing for having the pleasure. So finding a partner for such time should be the first choice besides any other things. Apart from extreme wish to have sex with partners, people like to search for sex or porn videos to release some loads when it is not possible to have his or her partner near. There are some sites which offer free porn videos but only few offers the best quality porn videos. <edited> is such kind of site where some excellent porn videos are available of categories like Amateurs, anal, anime, ass, big cocks, blowjob, cum shots to celebs; from gay to lesbians, hand jobs to hard core, shemale to wives all. The models those are part in sex videos all are extremely seductive and by seeing them and their stuffs you will surely feel warm inside. There are some videos those are of HD quality and all these porn videos are available for short run time to long running time. Get wild by watching those videos and stun your partner with the sexiest moves and poses.

03-13-2013, 09:32 AM	#2
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