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Old 03-20-2013, 11:41 AM   #1
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Port is disgusting

Well i've drank everything in the house and all i have left is 2 bottles of port, Good god its foul id rather drink my own piss no matter what i add to it its still horrible.
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:43 AM   #2
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:53 AM   #3
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The only way I drink port is when I mix it with Blue WKDs. Then it goes down like candy...
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:10 PM   #4
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Almost as bad as Stout,don't know how anybody can drink that slop
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:20 PM   #5
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ur adding shit to port?

it's a DESSERT
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:23 PM   #6
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not exactly portugals finest export...
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:24 PM   #7
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I really like a good port. One of my favorites.

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Old 03-20-2013, 12:30 PM   #8
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port must be at least 15 years old.
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:33 PM   #9
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I spent the last weekend in Solvang , I'm good on all wines for a bit. Became a member of Curtis Winery, they have a special reserve wine they only made 91 cases of, $35 a bottle, I got a few.
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Old 03-20-2013, 01:22 PM   #10
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Almost as bad as Stout,don't know how anybody can drink that slop
Stout? OP is not talking about porter beer, rather about port wine.

ps: I mostly drink only stout and porter when it comes to beers
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Old 03-20-2013, 01:42 PM   #11
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Vintage port kicks ass.. I have a bottle of 1994 Vintage Grahams sitting in the cellar just waiting for an occasion to be drunk. Most likely with a good hunk of Stilton and perhaps a good cigar.

Try pairing it with different cheeses, or some dark chocolate.
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Old 03-20-2013, 01:49 PM   #12
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I agree, that's why they make port glasses so small because no one wants full glass...lol
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Old 03-20-2013, 02:02 PM   #13
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I agree, that's why they make port glasses so small because no one wants full glass...lol


Yeah, I got a big shock the first time I just turned up some port to gulp!

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Old 03-20-2013, 02:25 PM   #14
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add it to lemonade , or straight with cheese
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Old 03-20-2013, 02:52 PM   #15
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Port is usually too young or too cheaply produced to be appreciated. Same thing happens with most fortified wines.
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Old 03-20-2013, 03:00 PM   #16
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If you want to enjoy the Port, go out and buy some wensleydale cheese.

It is a very mild, creamy cheese that has cranberries embedded in it.

Bite of the cheese, drink of the port, back and forth.

It will completely change the port experience for you.... for the better.





Trust me on this one. The combination of the two is awesome.



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Old 03-20-2013, 05:42 PM   #17
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I've visited Portugal several times, been in Porto once but that drink over there is awesome in which ever version they serve it .

Goes so well with my favorite simple dish over there - piri piri chicken .
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:50 PM   #19
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Port has a time and a place - Rummaging though the back of your drinks cabinet looking for something to get drunk on is not one of them.

Try it with a little bit of weed and a large helping of your favorite Ben And Jerry's - Heaven - Its not traditional but you will thank me in the morning.
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