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Port is disgusting
Well i've drank everything in the house and all i have left is 2 bottles of port, Good god its foul id rather drink my own piss no matter what i add to it its still horrible.
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The only way I drink port is when I mix it with Blue WKDs. Then it goes down like candy...
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Almost as bad as Stout,don't know how anybody can drink that slop
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ur adding shit to port?
it's a DESSERT |
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not exactly portugals finest export...
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I really like a good port. One of my favorites.
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port must be at least 15 years old.
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I spent the last weekend in Solvang , I'm good on all wines for a bit. Became a member of Curtis Winery, they have a special reserve wine they only made 91 cases of, $35 a bottle, I got a few.
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Vintage port kicks ass.. I have a bottle of 1994 Vintage Grahams sitting in the cellar just waiting for an occasion to be drunk. Most likely with a good hunk of Stilton and perhaps a good cigar.
Try pairing it with different cheeses, or some dark chocolate.
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I agree, that's why they make port glasses so small because no one wants full glass...lol
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Quote:
![]() Yeah, I got a big shock the first time I just turned up some port to gulp! ![]()
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add it to lemonade , or straight with cheese
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Port is usually too young or too cheaply produced to be appreciated. Same thing happens with most fortified wines.
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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If you want to enjoy the Port, go out and buy some wensleydale cheese.
It is a very mild, creamy cheese that has cranberries embedded in it. Bite of the cheese, drink of the port, back and forth. It will completely change the port experience for you.... for the better. ![]() Trust me on this one. The combination of the two is awesome. . ![]() ![]() .
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I've visited Portugal several times, been in Porto once but that drink over there is awesome in which ever version they serve it
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Port has a time and a place - Rummaging though the back of your drinks cabinet looking for something to get drunk on is not one of them.
Try it with a little bit of weed and a large helping of your favorite Ben And Jerry's - Heaven - Its not traditional but you will thank me in the morning. |
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