CurrentlySober - here is a reddit post for you - GoFuckYourself.com

isteve · 03-27-2013, 08:18 AM

I just though of your when reading it. Enjoy

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When I had Ulcerative Colitis (no longer have it as my large intestine has been removed) I shat myself 100's of times. In front of girlfriends, at work, in class, at parties, basically everywhere and every situation in which you would never want to shit your pants, I shit my pants. You name the scenario, I have shit myself (I am even a member of the mile high poopy pants club). You name the place, and I have probably taken a Ninja shit there, behind bars, in alleys, in parks and behind your house during a party. I have even shit myself twice while looking for a bathroom to clean up from the first shit. You know, when you shit yourself, you think it is all done, then as you are covertly trying to find a, "post-shit-yourself cleaning station," you take another massive shit on top of shit #1. I never had a threepeat though, that's just fucking gross.

EDIT The most crazy experience my friends still talk about is when I shit on my neighbor's porch. Not so bad right? Well, it wouldn't have been so bad had it not been during an apartment complex BBQ and had his porch not overlooked the courtyard where everyone was drinking, BBQ'ing and gazing upon my drunken self shitting. My friends found me passed out covered in my own shit with my pants down and inquired, "Why didn't you just go inside?" To which I explained, or so I am told, "I can't get into my place, it is locked." Here is the kicker, yes, this is the kicker; my front door was not only unlocked, but it was wide open and there were random people watching Wondershowzen in my living room. I just had the wrong apartment.

Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...u_have/c93b4b5

seeandsee · 03-27-2013, 08:23 AM

that guy is shit machine!

Double trouble · 03-27-2013, 08:26 AM

Scott McD · 03-27-2013, 08:31 AM

Ah ok i thought it was gonna be this again

isteve · 03-27-2013, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Double trouble

Pretty cool picture, uh?

CurrentlySober · 03-27-2013, 08:48 AM

The difference is though, that he couldn't help it due to a medical condition.

So not quite the same as just doing it for fun....

03-27-2013, 08:23 AM	#2
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03-27-2013, 08:48 AM	#6
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