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MrMaxwell · 03-27-2013, 05:14 PM

Wow, so this lady I really have it for in FL wouldn't talk to me for 2-3 days.. I thought we were kinda close and planning to do shit together, right.. Well so I ended up going out with a young little slut and just for dinner and to the casino for awhile. So now miss florida is all up in arms and everything.

The sad thing is- there is no other way on earth to make a woman want you, other than not being available. I fucking hate that. I wish I could just say, baby I miss you, when I miss someone. But without fail if you miss someone they disappear

I swear it's like chasing a dog he will run, run from him he'll chase you

It's just god damned sad but thank god I know how the game works

L-Pink · 03-27-2013, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Wow, so this lady I really have it for in FL wouldn't talk to me for 2-3 days..

Maybe your check was slow in clearing.

.

MrMaxwell · 03-27-2013, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Maybe your check was slow in clearing.

.

Funny you should mention that
I got a little check from naked news and my bank won't cash them anymore
They've done them for me for months and won't now, for no reason
They're always good
sigh

- Jesus Christ - · 03-27-2013, 05:25 PM

Hot girls love when you randomly say "miss you".... if they are attracted to you.

I noticed you compared girls to MALE dogs. Maybe you are closeted?

MrMaxwell · 03-27-2013, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ -

Hot girls love when you randomly say "miss you".... if they are attracted to you.

I noticed you compared girls to MALE dogs. Maybe you are closeted?

That is because all dogs are male, you moron
Like you see a dog or a little kid and say "he's a good kid" or "he's a good dog" even if it is a female child or a female dog ... because, to me, dogs and children are not a sexual object. Since to me they do not have a sex they're all HE

And, you're wrong, telling any woman you ever miss her seems to make her immediately be not available so fuck it

epitome · 03-27-2013, 05:34 PM

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epitome · 03-27-2013, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ -

Hot girls love when you randomly say "miss you".... if they are attracted to you.

MrMaxwell · 03-27-2013, 05:40 PM

I don't know what squares believe but I'm only a half of a one and I can go on some real fuck a bitch shit if need be one time I was alone without any relationship for several years all I had was a couple of bitches who use to come over to blow me and do housekeeping

It don't bother me
I wanted to try to settle down with a down ass bitch a real down to ride old style REAL WOMAN because I have a huge heart in here but if it's how it is motherfuck it

2013 · 03-27-2013, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

That is because all dogs are male, you moron
Like you see a dog or a little kid and say "he's a good kid" or "he's a good dog" even if it is a female child or a female dog ... because, to me, dogs and children are not a sexual object. Since to me they do not have a sex they're all HE

And, you're wrong, telling any woman you ever miss her seems to make her immediately be not available so fuck it

if you act like you miss her she will give u the pussy again

AdultPornMasta · 03-27-2013, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Wow, so this lady I really have it for in FL wouldn't talk to me for 2-3 days.. I thought we were kinda close and planning to do shit together, right.. Well so I ended up going out with a young little slut and just for dinner and to the casino for awhile. So now miss florida is all up in arms and everything.

The sad thing is- there is no other way on earth to make a woman want you, other than not being available. I fucking hate that. I wish I could just say, baby I miss you, when I miss someone. But without fail if you miss someone they disappear

I swear it's like chasing a dog he will run, run from him he'll chase you

It's just god damned sad but thank god I know how the game works

Oh, fuck'em, Man!

Don't play the game!

Bitch don't want you?

Move the fuck on!

There are others out there who will want you, so forget her!

MrMaxwell · 03-27-2013, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 2013

if you act like you miss her she will give u the pussy again

Oh sure when i was there she all but begged me to fuck her because I only do oral with bitches I've known less than a few months... then when I did she got hooked on me. I mean I am half dead and was all stressed out, I didn't fuck that great, but she still loved it

Women don't GIVE ME some I GIVE THEM SOME DICK they want it more than I wanna give it to them. That's man card lesson one in class 101, stupid

It's real talk- learn something today. I can "get laid" any time I want, when women find out I won't fuck them, they just HAVE TO get me to do it in them... it does not fail

MrMaxwell · 03-27-2013, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta

Oh, fuck'em, Man!

Don't play the game!

Bitch don't want you?

Move the fuck on!

There are others out there who will want you, so forget her!

That's real talk
You're so right

Got to figure a bitch to be a bitch till she prove herself otherwise and even then don't count on shit

I know it's men who make them how they are, but I don't know of ONE who ain't been ruined

They're fine AT FIRST but then the fact that I actually give a fuck does not compute and they end up NOT BEING THEMSELVES ANYMORE so what the fuck it is what it is

rogueteens · 03-27-2013, 07:32 PM

You say "Bitch" far too often to have ever gotten laid.

Mr Pheer · 03-27-2013, 07:37 PM

You act like she's the only woman left on earth.

Get over it, move along.

dev777 · 03-27-2013, 08:00 PM

this thread makes my head hurt.

onwebcam · 03-27-2013, 09:49 PM

You are in MO and you went on a date with a youngin. Older woman in Florida finds out how? Let me guess your dumbass told her?

MrMaxwell · 03-27-2013, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

You are in MO and you went on a date with a youngin. Older woman in Florida finds out how? Let me guess your dumbass told her?

Yeah, well miss florida is 27 and we were planning to take over the world together but then she decided to go MIA ... meanwhile, left to my own devices, I go out somewhere with some 19 year old (COMPLETELY out of character for me) and like magic miss florida wants to talk to me and cares so much about me again

Imagine that

MrMaxwell · 03-27-2013, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

You say "Bitch" far too often to have ever gotten laid.

I call my lady friends a dirty bitch and a naughty little cocksucking slut and they LOVE it
I call them a down ass bitch and they love that

Long as you're not misogynistic or chauvinistic, it's not always a bad thing to say
I say it on here because we're all men here and that's what men call bitches anywhere real

No one at a poker game or in jail says girls or women

The one thing I will say is that I definitely should cut down on it- I am getting bad about that, lately, over using it I mean

sixsax · 03-27-2013, 11:10 PM

You've got it upside down. See, they have to play the game to keep your interest, not the other way around. Some day you'll meet one who can keep your interest without playing. That's the one you marry.

MrMaxwell · 03-27-2013, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sixsax

You've got it upside down. See, they have to play the game to keep your interest, not the other way around. Some day you'll meet one who can keep your interest without playing. That's the one you marry.

That is how I usually keep it, but the last couple years a couple bitches got in with me... I only was in love with one of them though- the one who got sick. I'll never not miss that bitch but what the fuck can ya do

Slap Dot · 03-27-2013, 11:51 PM

Younger bitches are way into the #birdcall. Old bitches are slowly getting into it.

So it does make sense. Only time will tell.

loreen · 03-28-2013, 01:38 AM

Well, if my "maybe" BF would decide to go out with a 19 year old I would consider him a libidinous un-interesting man and I would move on.

Being older (I'm guessing you're over ~40?) and going out with a 19years old girl speaks volumes about you. And it's not about the other woman, it's about your character

Google Expert · 03-28-2013, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by loreen

Being older (I'm guessing you're over ~40?) and going out with a 19years old girl speaks volumes about you.

What does it speak? Than all men prefer young, hard bodies to sagging tits and wrinkled old ass?

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2013, 02:57 AM

Wait, I never said I preferred nineteen year olds.. 90% of the women I have seen were between 25-35

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2013, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by loreen

Well, if my "maybe" BF would decide to go out with a 19 year old I would consider him a libidinous un-interesting man and I would move on.

Being older (I'm guessing you're over ~40?) and going out with a 19years old girl speaks volumes about you. And it's not about the other woman, it's about your character

What in all hell is wrong with being libidinous?
Women love that, a lot

loreen · 03-28-2013, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by M.A+

What does it speak? Than all men prefer young, hard bodies to sagging tits and wrinkled old ass?

If he were my buddy, I'd say 'go for it, man'.
But if it's boyfriend material I prefer someone who's into women and not into girls

I am under 30 but 19 years guys look like infants to me now

Jel · 03-28-2013, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

No one at a poker game or in jail says girls or women

I always thought you were a clown, this confirms it.

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2013, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

I always thought you were a clown, this confirms it.

A fly had a thought today before he hit a windshield, too

CamTraffic · 03-28-2013, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Yeah, well miss florida is 27 and we were planning to take over the world together but then she decided to go MIA ... meanwhile, left to my own devices, I go out somewhere with some 19 year old (COMPLETELY out of character for me) and like magic miss florida wants to talk to me and cares so much about me again

Imagine that

went MIA= She probably went for another guy, that didn't work out so she's back Option 2

PR_Glen · 03-28-2013, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

That is because all dogs are male, you moron
Like you see a dog or a little kid and say "he's a good kid" or "he's a good dog" even if it is a female child or a female dog ... because, to me, dogs and children are not a sexual object. Since to me they do not have a sex they're all HE

And, you're wrong, telling any woman you ever miss her seems to make her immediately be not available so fuck it

this sound odd to anyone else?

PR_Phil · 03-28-2013, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

That is because all dogs are male, you moron
Like you see a dog or a little kid and say "he's a good kid" or "he's a good dog" even if it is a female child or a female dog ... because, to me, dogs and children are not a sexual object. Since to me they do not have a sex they're all HE

And, you're wrong, telling any woman you ever miss her seems to make her immediately be not available so fuck it

I've never in my life heard of any person saying "he's a good kid" when speaking about someone they know is a girl.

for that matter, I have never heard someone say that about a dog that they knew was female either.

BlackCrayon · 03-28-2013, 07:44 AM

oh, mr maxwell you are such a badass! damn you are such a pimp in your early 90's caddy and know black people who hang out in front of motels. you know how to show a bitch a good time so they'll always want a piece of of the 'well.

TheLegacy · 03-28-2013, 08:00 AM

If you are serious about this woman then be her friend first and drop the thug attitude and macho crap - you can't be disrespectful and respectful at the same time. Impress her not us. If you two had originally had an agreement that you were going out - then never should you have taken another girl out - if there is no arrangement then you were within your rights. A serious long term relationship is more than just sex - it's about sacrifices on both parts - trust and being yourself.

_Richard_ · 03-28-2013, 08:24 AM

yes it does

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2013, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic

went MIA= She probably went for another guy, that didn't work out so she's back Option 2

Yeah, I know
That's why if she's gonna make a bet I'ma make a raise
There's no other way

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2013, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Phil

I've never in my life heard of any person saying "he's a good kid" when speaking about someone they know is a girl.

for that matter, I have never heard someone say that about a dog that they knew was female either.

Well, that doesn't make sense to me. That is just what I have always done.

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2013, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

oh, mr maxwell you are such a badass! damn you are such a pimp in your early 90's caddy and know black people who hang out in front of motels. you know how to show a bitch a good time so they'll always want a piece of of the 'well.

I never said I was a badass, you. And it's not my fault I like black people- maybe if white people didn't treat me like a plague, I would like them more. For fuck sakes. I even know how to talk white as hell and look it and they still don't accept me. What do you want from me?

mineistaken · 03-28-2013, 06:01 PM

bitchin story, brah

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2013, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

bitchin story, brah

I know, i am so radical and tubular, dude

C.Carnato · 03-28-2013, 06:08 PM

Dear Diary,

today I pooped a little.

- MrMaxwell

pornmasta · 03-28-2013, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by C.Carnato

Dear Diary,

today I pooped a little.

- MrMaxwell

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2013, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by C.Carnato

Dear Diary,

today I pooped a little.

- MrMaxwell

That'll never happen with the way I eat.
Plus, I don't have no diary
Plus, I don't use that word

digitalfantasies · 03-28-2013, 07:25 PM

this is funny thread

Penny24Seven · 03-28-2013, 07:35 PM

what kinds girls you deal with? If I tell my girl I miss her she tries to suck my cock off LOL, if you cannot be yourself around a girl then fuck her. I don't play games. I tell it like I want it and if they are not there I will find another. I guess I teach them as dogs so yeah you are right, just learn how to train them. Sucks when they piss on the floor

2013 · 03-28-2013, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

what kinds girls you deal with? If I tell my girl I miss her she tries to suck my cock off LOL, if you cannot be yourself around a girl then fuck her. I don't play games. I tell it like I want it and if they are not there I will find another. I guess I teach them as dogs so yeah you are right, just learn how to train them. Sucks when they piss on the floor

hows web air treating you? hows the position?

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Going out with a younger bitch sure pisses off a normally aged bitch the fuck off Wow, so this lady I really have it for in FL wouldn't talk to me for 2-3 days.. I thought we were kinda close and planning to do shit together, right.. Well so I ended up going out with a young little slut and just for dinner and to the casino for awhile. So now miss florida is all up in arms and everything. The sad thing is- there is no other way on earth to make a woman want you, other than not being available. I fucking hate that. I wish I could just say, baby I miss you, when I miss someone. But without fail if you miss someone they disappear I swear it's like chasing a dog he will run, run from him he'll chase you It's just god damned sad but thank god I know how the game works

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