Non-alcoholic beer that doesn't taste like shit???? - GoFuckYourself.com

Antonio · 04-08-2013, 07:33 AM

Found only one kind in my local store and it tastes horrible, any first hand experiences and recommendations?

candyflip · 04-08-2013, 07:43 AM

My Dad drinks NA beer. What the fuck is the point?

Forest · 04-08-2013, 07:50 AM

st pauli girl is what I drink when i drink NA beer

almost like the real thing

Becks also has a pretty good one HackeBeck I think

Rochard · 04-08-2013, 07:52 AM

What's the point of Non-alcoholic beer? Beer without alcohol is not beer, it's just a crappy drink.

Webmaster Advertising · 04-08-2013, 07:54 AM

St Paulies or O'Douls are the better ones.

Miller has a NA beer too.

I actually drink O'Douls randomly when its my turn to be the DD, doesn't feel as strange as drinking soda when everyone else is getting shit-faced drunk.

MikeRoth · 04-08-2013, 07:58 AM

I'm going to agree with the no point of NA beer theory. But then again I don't like the taste of beer and only drink it for the alcohol content. But I guess some people actually like the taste.

CurrentlySober · 04-08-2013, 07:58 AM

i like a taste that is like shit...

I'll even pay premium...

wehateporn · 04-08-2013, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

Found only one kind in my local store and it tastes horrible, any first hand experiences and recommendations?

This is the only one I could find which tasted close enough to real beer

helmuc · 04-08-2013, 08:06 AM

huh.. I like non-alcoholic Bavaria as well

but, the best one I have tried was Russian one.. I could even swear that it was an alcoholic one at all

Supz · 04-08-2013, 08:16 AM

April Fools?

Jel · 04-08-2013, 08:36 AM

Beck's Blue

Grapesoda · 04-08-2013, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

Found only one kind in my local store and it tastes horrible, any first hand experiences and recommendations?

believe it or not 'Old Milwaukie NA' and some of the German beers aren't too bad... ST Pauline Girl N etc.. stay away from Coors and Budweiser tho ...

madtwin · 04-08-2013, 08:42 AM

+1 for Bavaria

Grapesoda · 04-08-2013, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Forest

st pauli girl is what I drink when i drink NA beer

almost like the real thing

Becks also has a pretty good one HackeBeck I think

I agree.... good stuff

Grapesoda · 04-08-2013, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeRoth

I'm going to agree with the no point of NA beer theory.

so it's like blowing a tranny because you couldn't fine a girl? is that about right?

just a punk · 04-08-2013, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

This is the only one I could find which tasted close enough to real beer

You won't believe but five minutes ago I bought 3 bottles of the exactly same shit

Can't say it tastes good, but it's better than nothing

candyflip · 04-08-2013, 08:44 AM

My Dad likes Kaliber. I think it's by Guinness actually.

Wizzo · 04-08-2013, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

What's the point of Non-alcoholic beer?

It's for people who don't want to get drunk but enjoy urinating alot.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-08-2013, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by helmuc

huh.. I like non-alcoholic Bavaria as well

but, the best one I have tried was Russian one.. I could even swear that it was an alcoholic one at all

Non alcoholic in Russia just means less.

Antonio · 04-08-2013, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

My Dad likes Kaliber. I think it's by Guinness actually.

Did some reading and Kaliber and Erdinger Weissbier are the best according to a few sites that I found; then, on another forum a guy that looks like knows what he's talking about says that the non-alcoholic US beer actually tastes more like the "real stuff," so I'll just go to a bigger store and see what I can buy

k0nr4d · 04-08-2013, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

Found only one kind in my local store and it tastes horrible, any first hand experiences and recommendations?

It might be a microbrew, but this czech beer called bernard has a non-alcoholic version that only vaguely tastes of bubbly water + dish soap.

alex.missyouth · 04-08-2013, 09:31 AM

Never liked it, never will

Klen · 04-08-2013, 10:02 AM

Dont remember any NA beer being tasty,but i do like radlers.But radlers are not for average beer lovers,more for people who like combining alcohol and juices.

ludballs · 04-08-2013, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

so it's like blowing a tranny because you couldn't fine a girl? is that about right?

dehash · 04-08-2013, 10:12 AM

O'Doul's, Buckler
Some German NA beer is too sweet.

2012 · 04-08-2013, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

Found only one kind in my local store and it tastes horrible, any first hand experiences and recommendations?

drop the non-alcoholic beer

that should start improving the taste immediately

Jman · 04-08-2013, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

It's for people who don't want to get drunk but enjoy urinating alot.

ROFLMMFFAO!!!!!!

Antonio · 04-11-2013, 10:00 AM

Went to Carrefour (which stores gazillion types of beer) and the only one alcohol-free was Bavaria. Still a bit fruity, but apart from that not bad at all

JakeSocietyInvite · 04-11-2013, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

Beck's Blue

Agreed

_Richard_ · 04-11-2013, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

so it's like blowing a tranny because you couldn't fine a girl? is that about right?

04-08-2013, 07:33 AM	#1
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	Non-alcoholic beer that doesn't taste like shit???? Found only one kind in my local store and it tastes horrible, any first hand experiences and recommendations?

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MikeRoth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Washington DC Posts: 361	I'm going to agree with the no point of NA beer theory. But then again I don't like the taste of beer and only drink it for the alcohol content. But I guess some people actually like the taste. __________________ ICQ: 64995031

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Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 8,975	st pauli girl is what I drink when i drink NA beer almost like the real thing Becks also has a pretty good one HackeBeck I think

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Webmaster Advertising So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,360	St Paulies or O'Douls are the better ones. Miller has a NA beer too. I actually drink O'Douls randomly when its my turn to be the DD, doesn't feel as strange as drinking soda when everyone else is getting shit-faced drunk.

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helmuc HostMaria Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: UK Posts: 438	huh.. I like non-alcoholic Bavaria as well but, the best one I have tried was Russian one.. I could even swear that it was an alcoholic one at all

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Jel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,904	Beck's Blue

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candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,057	My Dad likes Kaliber. I think it's by Guinness actually. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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alex.missyouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,870	Never liked it, never will __________________ skype: descargasweb

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Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Dont remember any NA beer being tasty,but i do like radlers.But radlers are not for average beer lovers,more for people who like combining alcohol and juices.

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dehash Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 889	O'Doul's, Buckler Some German NA beer is too sweet. __________________ TRADE WITH ME\|Sell Your Traffic!

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	Went to Carrefour (which stores gazillion types of beer) and the only one alcohol-free was Bavaria. Still a bit fruity, but apart from that not bad at all