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Old 05-31-2013, 09:05 AM   #1
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The US is getting ridiculous. 8 year old suspended over gun ?.

… shaped pop-tart! 8 year old suspended from school because he chewed his pop-tart into the shape of a gun. WTF? Really? He chewed his food into the shape of a gun? WTF? Political correctness will be the death of this country yet.

"Welch got on the news after his March 1 suspension from Park Elementary School for the Pop-Tart incident. He was 7 then and denied trying to make the Pop-Tart look like a weapon."

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the picture they have for that is perfect. saw it yesterday
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the picture they have for that is perfect. saw it yesterday
This one?




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It's dumb, but then on the other side of the fence you have these kind of lunatics that own guns.. Hell he's probably even a "responsible" gun owner that bought them legally.

This is part of the letter from the guy whom sent Ricen to Obama & Bloomburg..

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"You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns. Anyone wants to come to my house will get shot in the face. The right to bear arms is my constitutional, God-given right and I will exercise that right till the day I die. What's in this letter is nothing compared to what I've got planned for you."
Um hello Johnny Retard, you just gave up your right to not live in a prison cell the rest of your life and to no longer own guns.. Because you are a mental lunatic.

perhaps when nutbags like that no longer have the ability to go out and buy a gun at gun shows with no background checks and when 50 to 100 people a day whom gt killed or wounded by guns stop happening.. Whelp then perhaps people will also stop acting like retards over gun control.

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He didn't chew a serial number into it either. That kid's going dowwwwn.

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yeah but when grows up....

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just a matter of time now for 3d printed poptart guns.
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i wrote this in a similar thread earlier today:

something went wrong in this world...

as kids we played cowboys and indians with toy guns and then we grew up and left the guns behind us.

nowadays kids get detention because they have toy guns but once they grow up they buy an AR 15 and threaten everyone that tries to take it away from them
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When I was young, I remember always hearing older people go on and on about what they got away with when they were kids.

Lately I've been finding myself saying the same things. :-(
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It's dumb, but then on the other side of the fence you have these kind of lunatics that own guns.. Hell he's probably even a "responsible" gun owner that bought them legally.

This is part of the letter from the guy whom sent Ricen to Obama & Bloomburg..



Um hello Johnny Retard, you just gave up your right to not live in a prison cell the rest of your life and to no longer own guns.. Because you are a mental lunatic.

perhaps when nutbags like that no longer have the ability to go out and buy a gun at gun shows with no background checks and when 50 to 100 people a day whom gt killed or wounded by guns stop happening.. Whelp then perhaps people will also stop acting like retards over gun control.
you are a mental lunatic, like retards -love the clear concise logic you are using to outline your position... how could anyone possibly disagree with such a finely tuned and educated mind????
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He was 7 then and denied trying to make the Pop-Tart look like a weapon.

When pressed by a CBS Baltimore reporter, though, Welch said, "When I was done, it turned out to be a gun, yeah."

Park Elementary told parents it would give counseling to any children who needed it after the Pop-Tart incident.
people definitely do need to go to jail here. and it's not the kid.
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Maybe he was suspended for eating a cinnamon and brown sugar pop tart, which we all know are inferior to S'mores flavored pop tarts.
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you are a mental lunatic, like retards -love the clear concise logic you are using to outline your position... how could anyone possibly disagree with such a finely tuned and educated mind????
I've never said anything about not allowing people to disagree with me. I'm just stating a simple fact based on logic. People will stop complaining and over reacting to guns when gun deaths are no longer a problem.

There are lots of countries where people legally own guns and not many of those countries act half as irresponsible as the vocal majority of the pro gun owners in this country.
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I've never said anything about not allowing people to disagree with me. I'm just stating a simple fact based on logic. People will stop complaining and over reacting to guns when gun deaths are no longer a problem.

There are lots of countries where people legally own guns and not many of those countries act half as irresponsible as the vocal majority of the pro gun owners in this country.
You mean the people that don't agree with you right?
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I've never said anything about not allowing people to disagree with me. I'm just stating a simple fact based on logic. People will stop complaining and over reacting to guns when gun deaths are no longer a problem.

There are lots of countries where people legally own guns and not many of those countries act half as irresponsible as the vocal majority of the pro gun owners in this country.
it's extremely common for people with your political bent to resort to denigrating anyone that disagrees with your position... I see this time and time again in the media and here at GFY... read one of you post after you write it... see how much derogatory labeling you use... deciding that people are inferior to you is NOT a valid position in a debate ... or a winning point in a discussion.

FYI: just because you don't like something doesn't mean it is true for everyone. you are not the smartest person in the world with the most amazing insight ever born on planet earth and only you can point out the issues and what we must to do be better people... okay?

it's a VERY BIG world with many complex issues... BTW you know you are being heavily manipulated by the media correct? you do know that all the stats you base your opinion on are massaged by the media correct? why don't you do some independent study before you blindly hop on the intellectual left wing band wagon?

just a thought....

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it's extremely common for people with your political bent to resort to denigrating anyone that disagrees with your position... I see this time and time again in the media and here at GFY... read one of you post after you write it... see how much derogatory labeling you use... deciding that people are inferior to you is NOT a valid position in a debate ... or a winning point in a discussion.

FYI: just because you don't like something doesn't mean it is true for everyone. you are not the smartest person in the world with the most amazing insight ever born on planet earth and only you can point out the issues and what we must to do be better people... okay?

it's a VERY BIG world with many complex issues... BTW you know you are being heavily manipulated by the media correct? you do know that all the stats you base your opinion on are massaged by the media correct? why don't you do some independent study before you blindly hop on the intellectual left wing band wagon?

just a thought....
I don't think anyone is inferior to me.. I just don't have to agree that I think they are smart or sane.

I don't care if you disagree with me and I don't mind if someone has a logical stance on something that is at odds with mine. To each their own..

However if you try to tell me some guy named jesus road a dinosaur, or that anyone should be able to own a gun with no restrictions, then I'm going to call you nutts..

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I don't think anyone is inferior to me.. I just don't have to agree that I think they are smart or sane.

I don't care if you disagree with me and I don't mind if someone has a logical stance on something that is at odds with mine. To each their own..

However if you try to tell me some guy named jesus road a dinosaur, or that anyone should be able to own a gun with no restrictions, then I'm going to call you nutts..
much better without the derogatory labeling for sure.. and Jesus didn't ride a dinosaur like Fred Flintstone.. ...
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just think pink people are paying taxes for this kind of shit. pretty soon this shit is going to get violent. you cant keep just fucking people over and expect that shit to not have a ripple effect.
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and Jesus didn't ride a dinosaur like Fred Flintstone.. ...
Fuckin' a right he didn't. Dinosaur bones are just put here to test our faith. They never really existed.
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you are a mental lunatic, like retards -love the clear concise logic you are using to outline your position... how could anyone possibly disagree with such a finely tuned and educated mind????
Crockket isnt a lunatic but I completely disagree with his logic aswell.
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i like this part
"Park Elementary told parents it would give counseling to any children who needed it after the Pop-Tart incident. "

Yea me too. I saw the news story (can I even call it that?) yesterday and was wondering what was this kid going to do kill them with sugary snacks? Those poor kids will be impacted for life over this little boys negligence. I mean how could he bring such violence into the schools. Hopefully they only allow him non shape able foods in the future.
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My dick is shaped like a gun. Don't worry, I'll punish myself accordingly.

Stories like this prove that people don't know this already so I guess I'll be the person to say it. A pop tart is not a gun.

Could a pop tart with the face of Jesus outbid a pop tart in the shape of a gun? WWJD?
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My rifle is for killing my gun is for fun.



But seriously, was the pop tart loaded?
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Ok, so that story is ridiculous and it's just taking things a little too far.

But here's a companion story that's really disgusting. It shows what the NRA really is. Just like the tobacco lobby, preying on the young to get a life long member they can count on to keep them alive.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2013/0...ership-to-nra/
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coincidence?

the kid was just trying out geography! alert the media!
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the kid was just trying out geography! alert the media!
that's a better story huh!

kid chews pop tart into shape of idaho. teachers are stunned student knows a state.
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oh great...the leader of the free world has become a paranoid corporate gestapo pussy state where children are offered counseling after the "pop tart incident"...

at least they didnt rendition him LOL
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that's a better story huh!

kid chews pop tart into shape of idaho. teachers are stunned student knows a state.
tears man. tears.
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i think the poptart itself is more dangerous as a food... hehe
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a poptart is a good guy with a poptart... When poptarts are outlawed, only... oh nevermind

I love the suggestion in the article comments that when the kid returns to school he should chew a poptart into the shape of a middle finger and present it to the principal
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