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The Worst Beer You've Ever Had
I'm not sure if Michelob Ultra Amber is the very worst for me, but it's definitely high up there.
This beer is disgusting, and I made the mistake of buying a 12 pack... Maybe I can use some for cooking chilly or something, but that's a whole lot of chilly! |
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Miller lite...
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Bear Whizz Bear: It's In The Water (that's why it's yellow)
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Yup. It's piss.
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Any beer sucks in general...
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Miller yuck
budice yuck the only beer i'll drink is bud light |
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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ya puke beer
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Wow, for a purely American beer plus being a lite, I always ranked it pretty high.
Translation : " for a purely American beer plus being a lite" = "if you know it's shit already" Natural light is the worst for me. ![]()
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So Fucking What
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anything black
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You guys have not really tried beer if those are the worst you can come up with. Harley-Davidson Beer, special editions released for Sturgis and Daytona are the worst, hands down. They taste terrible even if you are already drunk . . . . and a can these days will probably run between $35 and $200 each.
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7-11 Beer
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Almost all American beers listed so far...
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business ready hit me up!
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red dog anyone?
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Miller 64 /thread
The worst beer ever |
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The worst beer I ever had was this corona-looking bottle I bought from some kiosk on a beach in Greece. I was with a buddy, bought two of these. Cracked it open, started drinking it. Foulest fucking beer i've ever had...
...long story short it turned out it was actually white wine. Amazing what can happen when you are convinced you are drinking something else.
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I need a beer
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Lucky lager,and any stout.putrid shit.I like all beers but only a few that I don't
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Any commercial American beer i've tasted is pretty bad - doesn't even really taste like anything.
Ever worse are the "lite" versions...
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Bud Light Platinum.......that I got for free.....Bad!
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Something called pale ale
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The worst beers here are the super strength ones the drunks all drink in the local parks - Carlsburg Special Brew or Tennants Super are about 9% proof - They taste vile!!!
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You live in a haven of great American beer; and please don't judge American beer by the experiences of a few kids on GFY
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crazy horse
st ides (radiator fluid) king cobra red dog i just had a small glass of prison wine ![]() ![]() oh those dis continued bud beers
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...in USA.
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bud light
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Coors light always seems to make me feel ill when I drink it. Oddly enough I hate bud light too, even though I dont have a problem with regular budweiser. Also remember trying a beer about 20 years ago that was just putrid, called tartan special. It was so bad I kept the bottle and still keep it at my bar today as a reminder.
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You just reminded me - In germany at a petrol station i ran into Duff beer. Like full on from the simpsons. I bought a 6 pack. It tasted like old english or something.
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Having any beer by myself is always the worst ...
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I hate beer snobs. Right along with coffee snobs.
Shut the fuck up and drink whatever beer you please. |
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bud light and michelob ultra
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samuel adams its disgusting vile crap
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Beer - emmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It has to be Canadian beer all the way...American Beer no wonder it tastes awful.....
Or Heineken....if you want to venture out of Country.... ![]()
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Carling Black Label from Army vending machines overseas. Some Chinese piss water whose label I couldn't read. A bottle of Jalapeno, Bourbon, BBQ homebrew a friend gave me to drink. Anything lite (Coors, Miller, Bud, etc.).
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Either Old Swillwaukee or Swillwaukee's best... Sclitz is right up there too. Tastes like you are drinking piss out of a rusty metal bucket
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"The Worst Beer You've Ever Had"
a warm one...
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I'll drink any type of beer with no complaints..
Drinking only one beer kinda pisses me off though. Well unless it's a 40oz but why bother?
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I wouldn't call Coors Light the worst beer, however the alcohol content is pretty pathetic.
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ones with a cigarette butt in them
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They sell it in Spain too. Looks exactly like in The Simpsons.
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