Ashton Kutcher is Steve Jobs? - GoFuckYourself.com

96ukssob · 06-05-2013, 07:39 AM

Looks like there will be a movie out about Steve Jobs and Ashton Kutcher will play him in the roll...

I would have rather seen someone with a bit more taste, but hard to get people into the theater unless mega-stars play the role

Justin Timberlake plays Mark Zuckerberg
Ashton Kutcher plays Steve Jobs
...
who will play Bill Gates?

Leonardo Dicaprio?
Daniel Radcliffe?
Johnny Depp?

I think it will be...
Eddy Murphy!

Fat Panda · 06-05-2013, 07:40 AM

steve jobs ..nevermind

candyflip · 06-05-2013, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

who will play Bill Gates?

BlackCrayon · 06-05-2013, 07:45 AM

justin timberlake was not zuckerberg, he played the napster guy.

blackmonsters · 06-05-2013, 07:45 AM

This will be a big hit because everyone wants to see a 90 minute movie about iphones.

dyna mo · 06-05-2013, 07:51 AM

perfect casting, a tard plays a tard.

Antonio · 06-05-2013, 07:54 AM

the guy could deliver, lets wait and see

For a long time I refused to watch the Bourne identity coz I couldn't picture Matt Damon as a tough guy, but the movie was awesome, so you never know

yuu.design · 06-05-2013, 08:58 AM

old news

purecane · 06-05-2013, 08:59 AM

bronson pinchot will play bill gates.....

RuthB · 06-05-2013, 09:13 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2357129/

It was released in the USA back in January

Dankasaur · 06-05-2013, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Pirates of Silicon Valley. Great movie. Two perfect actors for the roles.

Ferus · 06-05-2013, 09:24 AM

He looks a lot like him, and this is his chance to prove he can act.

adultmobile · 06-05-2013, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dankasaur

Pirates of Silicon Valley. Great movie. Two perfect actors for the roles.

Yes decent movie if compared with others. Just historically flawed as completely cut out from the story all the Commodore, Radio Shack TRS-80, Atari, Spectrum etc., not even mentioned once, to keep the plot easier to follow for the larger uninformed audience.

But look at the market share in 1970's and 80's:
http://jeremyreimer.com/m-item.lsp?i=137

The first was the MITS Altair 8080 in in 1975 - no any Apple. Later? In 1983, Commodore had 40% of the PC market: 2 million units sold , and 2.5 million in each for next 3 years. Apple][ in 1984 sold a million and was best year.
Must give credits to ipod for let people think Apple invented the Sony Walkman in place of Apple, and to iphone for let people think Apple invented the Motorola cell phone instead of Motorola. As well as before to Mac for let people think Apple invented the mouse, this specific story however is in the movie and it shows really Xerox Parc invented it (but its managers think it is not useful), Jobs seen it there. Last masterpiece it was Apple finally got its patent on a rectangle with rounded corners. Really Apple invented the rounded corners, guys.

2MuchMark · 06-05-2013, 09:52 AM

You guys shouldn't dismiss Ashton Kutcher. He's actually a really good dramatic actor. He stars in one of my all-time favourite sci-fi movies called The Butterfly Effect.

It was a great story, but another reason for liking the movie was Kutcher's performance. I went to see it expecting nothing but the movie delivered a whole lot more. Worth watching, and I'll definitely watch the new Jobs movie too.

privatesociety · 06-05-2013, 10:15 AM

I thought this was old news and the film was already out.... maybe im from the future.

Ferus · 06-05-2013, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by privatesociety

I thought this was old news and the film was already out.... maybe im from the future.

Today was the first day in theaters throughout most of Europe
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2357129/

webgurl · 06-05-2013, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

Justin Timberlake plays Mark Zuckerberg

Are you sure this is correct?

2MuchMark · 06-05-2013, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

:

Justin Timberlake plays Mark Zuckerberg

sigh...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1285016/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

helterskelter808 · 06-05-2013, 04:16 PM

^ Thanks Mark. Correcting bossku on who portrayed Zuckerberg on film is an important issue that just cannot be repeated enough times in 18 posts.

nico-t · 06-06-2013, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

You guys shouldn't dismiss Ashton Kutcher. He's actually a really good dramatic actor. He stars in one of my all-time favourite sci-fi movies called The Butterfly Effect.

It was a great story, but another reason for liking the movie was Kutcher's performance. I went to see it expecting nothing but the movie delivered a whole lot more. Worth watching, and I'll definitely watch the new Jobs movie too.

i thought that movie would be better. It started ok but it had too much of a teen movie feel to me. Plus i generally dont care about plot holes but this one i just couldnt understand while watching: Waking up without arms. Instead of going to another dimension immediately, he decides to stay in this one and eventually tries to kill himself. Huge WTF moment for me, it doesn't make any sense. Especially when he fails and only THEN he goes to another dimension. Lame.

MichaelP · 06-06-2013, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

Justin Timberlake plays Mark Zuckerberg
Ashton Kutcher plays Steve Jobs
...
who will play Bill Gates?

Timberlake was playin Sean Parker, Napster founder ...

Mark Zuckerberg was played by Jesse Eisenberg ...

But for some reason I can see Kutcher playing Steve Jobs.

just a punk · 06-06-2013, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

Justin Timberlake plays Mark Zuckerberg
Ashton Kutcher plays Steve Jobs
...
who will play Bill Gates?

Leonardo Dicaprio?
Daniel Radcliffe?
Johnny Depp?

dyna mo · 06-06-2013, 06:12 AM

who plays zuckerberg?

helterskelter808 · 06-06-2013, 06:37 AM

IIRC Robert X Cringely played Zuckerberg in the movie The Social Network.

firesex · 06-06-2013, 06:41 AM

nice this movie ;) The Social Network. ..i like ;)

alex.missyouth · 06-06-2013, 08:34 AM

Ashton Kutcher, Justin Timberlake. WTF?

I ain't watching it.

Unlimited · 06-06-2013, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by alex.missyouth

Ashton Kutcher, Justin Timberlake. WTF?

I ain't watching it.

+ 1

Zeiss · 06-06-2013, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

Looks like there will be a movie out about Steve Jobs and Ashton Kutcher will play him in the roll...

Isn't that old news?

Supz · 06-06-2013, 11:35 AM

Justin Timberlake didn't play Zuckerberg. Not sure how no one mentioned this yet.

TheSquealer · 06-06-2013, 11:39 AM

A horrible actor with an endless string or roles where he's a complete dipshit... playing a tech icon who's changed the world. Not really a good plan in my opinion.

Scott McD · 06-06-2013, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

This will be a big hit because everyone wants to see a 90 minute movie about iphones.

I want to see that as much as i wanted to see a damn film about fucking Facebook...

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