What super power do you dream of having? - GoFuckYourself.com

mrgica · 06-08-2013, 04:06 PM

Mine is mind reading. Hands down.

$5 submissions · 06-08-2013, 04:13 PM

Mine is the super power of being able to bring out the BEST in people and help them lead the HAPPIEST life possible.

Dankasaur · 06-08-2013, 04:20 PM

Never ending cum.

I want to blow a load in a girls face and drown her in semen.

mrgica · 06-08-2013, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Mine is the super power of being able to bring out the BEST in people and help them lead the HAPPIEST life possible.

I know you did just that, thanks for all gallery submissions back in the day!

Rochard · 06-08-2013, 04:30 PM

I want to be able to control people's minds, even if only one a time. Like a Jedi Knight - "These are not the droids you're looking for". But instead I be would mentally ordering chicks "You will do anything I want for the next six hours and leave without waking me before the sun rises".

Sweet.

Best-In-BC · 06-08-2013, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Mine is the super power of being able to bring out the BEST in people and help them lead the HAPPIEST life possible.

Eh men, I do my best.

Jman · 06-08-2013, 04:46 PM

Have the super power to cure cancer

Creatine · 06-08-2013, 06:16 PM

I'm not sure if this is a super power, but I would like to be immortal.

bronco67 · 06-08-2013, 06:23 PM

I want the super power of being gang raped by any NFL cheerleading squad at any time I like. I snap my fingers and say "Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders...assemble on my cock!"

timlover · 06-08-2013, 09:20 PM

I'd like the ability to stop time.

CPA37710T · 06-08-2013, 10:45 PM

unlimited wisdom and creativity

All1 · 06-08-2013, 11:21 PM

Telekinesis took me all of 30 minutes to muster while drunk in Greece. Got shit to float. Also perfected my irony.

CurrentlySober · 06-08-2013, 11:24 PM

I want to be able to telepathically send out the "Brown Note" - Secretly, silently, accurately and at will

seeandsee · 06-08-2013, 11:37 PM

Having abbilites like somekind of supermen without flying, dreaming that lots of time

Crazy Enough · 06-09-2013, 01:23 AM

My dream is to fly over the rainbow, so high.

DWB · 06-09-2013, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I want to be able to control people's minds, even if only one a time. Like a Jedi Knight - "These are not the droids you're looking for". But instead I be would mentally ordering chicks "You will do anything I want for the next six hours and leave without waking me before the sun rises".

+1 Jedi

I don't always agree with you, but when you bring up Jedi mind control, I am your brother from another mother.

I can't think of a more bad ass power to have, unless of course you could be Superman AND a Jedi.

freecartoonporn · 06-09-2013, 02:49 AM

superpower to heal anything and anybody at anytime within a second.
that is all.

arock10 · 06-09-2013, 05:40 AM

Masturbate at work

newB · 06-09-2013, 06:08 AM

Time travel

Joshua G · 06-09-2013, 06:51 AM

when i get mad, i want to turn into lou ferrigno.

Webmaster Advertising · 06-09-2013, 06:53 AM

None because I'm not 5 years old.

Major (Tom) · 06-09-2013, 06:57 AM

Being invisible
Ds

Major (Tom) · 06-09-2013, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jman

Have the super power to cure cancer

Hey this is gfy. No altruism

Ds

beerptrol · 06-09-2013, 07:00 AM

I already have one. The ability to please women in 3 minutes or less during a commercial while watching football

tsester · 06-09-2013, 07:07 AM

mind reading...is the tool of winners.

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