Without Sales they were nothing..... - GoFuckYourself.com

signupdamnit · 02-24-2008, 04:48 PM

Without sales they were nothing. They built a house of straw.

The thundering conversions sputtered and stopped.

Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche.

Their world crumbled. The forums exploded. A whirlwind of flaming, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.

On the boards it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to
scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive.

The pirate tube sites took over, ready to distribute full videos for a single free click.

And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary were were battered and smashed. Except for one man armed with Wordpress and his circa-1999 TGP.....

Phoenix · 02-24-2008, 04:50 PM

lol...good stuff

pornask · 02-24-2008, 04:52 PM

Fizzgig · 02-24-2008, 05:25 PM

So you're saying it takes money to lose money?

Walrus · 03-04-2008, 04:29 PM

Creative.

This is really what could happen, and I've already experienced something similar. It can just "crumble" in just one day like that.

I'm a bit confused by the last part though. I don't get the joke.

signupdamnit · 03-05-2008, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walrus

Creative.

This is really what could happen, and I've already experienced something similar. It can just "crumble" in just one day like that.

I'm a bit confused by the last part though. I don't get the joke.

Thanks. It is based on the original from Mad Max 2:

Quote:

[first lines]
Narrator: My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted land. But most of all, I remember The Road Warrior. The man we called "Max". To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time. When the world was powered by the black fuel. And the desert sprouted great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now, swept away. For reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel, they were nothing. They built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed. Men like Max. The warrior Max. In the roar of an engine, he lost everything. And became a shell of a man, a burnt out, desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082694/quotes

The last part was meant to liken the adult webmaster of old to Max. The webmaster must now fight hard in order to survive in the new harsher climate. But the old doesn't always fit in with the new. And there's the struggle. Something like this anyway.

tranza · 03-05-2008, 01:33 PM

Which man is that??

Walrus · 03-05-2008, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by signupdamnit

Thanks. It is based on the original from Mad Max 2:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082694/quotes

The last part was meant to liken the adult webmaster of old to Max. The webmaster must now fight hard in order to survive in the new harsher climate. But the old doesn't always fit in with the new. And there's the struggle. Something like this anyway.

Haha. Very very nice! I love those Mad Max movies. I should have been able to pick up on that! I've seen "The Road Warrior" many many times. One of the greatest action films ever.

Fat Panda · 03-05-2008, 11:15 PM

nice poem

tony286 · 03-05-2008, 11:16 PM

All fear the night rider!

xxxpodnet · 03-08-2008, 11:24 AM

I just started in this Jan 1, 2008 and am seeing 1:1000 conversions. The tube sites are popular, but, for the most part, they movies are poor quality and not easily downloadable. Bandwith is a problem for tube sites for sure. I started a tube page with sponser vids and it attracts a lot of visitors, but in the end, they want to download the movie.

Iron Fist · 03-08-2008, 11:33 AM

I'm going to see how this tube thing works out...

payd2purv · 03-08-2008, 11:36 AM

Tube Sites are quick, easy, free.

But you are limited to what that TubeSite has to offer.

Some people like TubeSites
Some people like Blogs
Some people like TGPs
Some people like PaySites
Some people like DVDs
Some people like Torrents
Some people like strip clubs
Some people like magazines
some people like incalls
some people like outcalls

ETC ETC ETC...

Sales will never drop to Zero but some people who are just taking space may have to finally move out or step up their game

Illegal content is Illegal content notify the TubeSite owner and have it removed.. This is what the music and movie industry had to do.... it only makes sense the adult industry has to also..

Dagwolf · 03-08-2008, 02:17 PM

I hate "tube" sites...

signupdamnit · 03-08-2008, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxpodnet

I just started in this Jan 1, 2008 and am seeing 1:1000 conversions. The tube sites are popular, but, for the most part, they movies are poor quality and not easily downloadable. Bandwith is a problem for tube sites for sure. I started a tube page with sponser vids and it attracts a lot of visitors, but in the end, they want to download the movie.

The only tube site I can tolerate as a surfer is youtube. The others tend to be slow and crappy often being loaded with banners and advertising which take more time to load than the movie itself. I find myself saying "fuck this" and I jus tlook for the download link, if present.

Although between a legal tube site and a text based TGP as a surfer I would probably take the tube site.

signupdamnit · 10-23-2010, 02:10 PM

I couldn't resist bumping this almost 3 years later. Man...

Machete_ · 10-23-2010, 02:12 PM

damn, the dude was right...

MrDeiz · 10-23-2010, 03:05 PM

new movie or what?

jonnydoe · 10-23-2010, 03:14 PM

psychic...

Davy · 10-23-2010, 03:14 PM

Man, you should write a book about the adult industry!

DefaultMan · 10-23-2010, 04:00 PM

"I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"

stocktrader23 · 10-23-2010, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by signupdamnit

I couldn't resist bumping this almost 3 years later. Man...

Nah, it has always been obvious how stupid this shit is. It's just that your readers are too dumb to understand.

signupdamnit · 07-03-2013, 05:05 PM

I wish I was wrong about this one.

TheSquealer · 07-03-2013, 05:07 PM

One has to wonder where all this free content is coming from after almost 10 years of tubes. It's almost like it is profitable to monetize it with tube sites?

SilentKnight · 07-03-2013, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

One has to wonder where all this free content is coming from after almost 10 years of tubes.

Do a keyword search on any of the largest tube sites for 'bondage' or 'bdsm' and guaranteed the vast majority of the results will be kink.com footage (wiredpussy, sexandsubmission, waterbondage, hogtied, etc.)

Sure, there's a bit of other variety thrown into the mix - but I'd hazard to guess 50-60% of it is Acworth's stuff (promo clips and full-length features).

TheSquealer · 07-03-2013, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Do a keyword search on any of the largest tube sites for 'bondage' or 'bdsm' and guaranteed the vast majority of the results will be kink.com footage (wiredpussy, sexandsubmission, waterbondage, hogtied, etc.)

Sure, there's a bit of other variety thrown into the mix - but I'd hazard to guess 50-60% of it is Acworth's stuff (promo clips and full-length features).

Do you think thats good or bad?

signupdamnit · 07-03-2013, 05:53 PM

02-24-2008, 04:48 PM	#1
signupdamnit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,697	Without Sales they were nothing..... Without sales they were nothing. They built a house of straw. The thundering conversions sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The forums exploded. A whirlwind of flaming, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the boards it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The pirate tube sites took over, ready to distribute full videos for a single free click. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary were were battered and smashed. Except for one man armed with Wordpress and his circa-1999 TGP.....

02-24-2008, 04:50 PM	#2
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,457	lol...good stuff __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

02-24-2008, 05:25 PM	#4
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	So you're saying it takes money to lose money? __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

03-04-2008, 04:29 PM	#5
Walrus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: USA Posts: 2,150	Creative. This is really what could happen, and I've already experienced something similar. It can just "crumble" in just one day like that. I'm a bit confused by the last part though. I don't get the joke. Last edited by Walrus; 03-04-2008 at 04:30 PM..

03-05-2008, 01:33 PM	#7
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Which man is that?? __________________ I'm just a newbie.

02-24-2008, 04:52 PM	#3
pornask So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: 253-233-241 Posts: 6,518

03-05-2008, 11:15 PM	#9
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	nice poem

03-05-2008, 11:16 PM	#10
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	All fear the night rider!

03-08-2008, 11:24 AM	#11
xxxpodnet Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 108	Interesting I just started in this Jan 1, 2008 and am seeing 1:1000 conversions. The tube sites are popular, but, for the most part, they movies are poor quality and not easily downloadable. Bandwith is a problem for tube sites for sure. I started a tube page with sponser vids and it attracts a lot of visitors, but in the end, they want to download the movie.

03-08-2008, 11:33 AM	#12
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	I'm going to see how this tube thing works out... __________________ i like waffles

03-08-2008, 11:36 AM	#13
payd2purv Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,727	Tube Sites are quick, easy, free. But you are limited to what that TubeSite has to offer. Some people like TubeSites Some people like Blogs Some people like TGPs Some people like PaySites Some people like DVDs Some people like Torrents Some people like strip clubs Some people like magazines some people like incalls some people like outcalls ETC ETC ETC... Sales will never drop to Zero but some people who are just taking space may have to finally move out or step up their game Illegal content is Illegal content notify the TubeSite owner and have it removed.. This is what the music and movie industry had to do.... it only makes sense the adult industry has to also.. Last edited by payd2purv; 03-08-2008 at 11:39 AM..

03-08-2008, 02:17 PM	#14
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	I hate "tube" sites... __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

10-23-2010, 02:10 PM	#16
signupdamnit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,697	I couldn't resist bumping this almost 3 years later. Man...

10-23-2010, 02:12 PM	#17
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	damn, the dude was right...

10-23-2010, 03:05 PM	#18
MrDeiz SignBucksDaily.com Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,802	new movie or what? __________________ Make money with WEBC$MS The only way to still make money in adult

10-23-2010, 03:14 PM	#19
jonnydoe Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: USA Posts: 543	psychic... __________________ Want a Sponsor that really PAYS?!?!?!?! I&C#Q 3-0/2 7+3.3 0=5\|2

10-23-2010, 03:14 PM	#20
Davy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 4,323	Man, you should write a book about the adult industry! __________________ --- ICQ 14-76-98 <-- I don't use this at all

10-23-2010, 04:00 PM	#21
DefaultMan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hell.A. Posts: 1,869	"I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!" __________________ mypornolife [at] gmail [dot] com

07-03-2013, 05:05 PM	#23
signupdamnit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,697	I wish I was wrong about this one. __________________ You don't like my posts? Put me on ignore or fuck right off. I'll say what I want.

07-03-2013, 05:07 PM	#24
TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,093	One has to wonder where all this free content is coming from after almost 10 years of tubes. It's almost like it is profitable to monetize it with tube sites? __________________ . Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard

07-03-2013, 05:53 PM	#27
signupdamnit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,697	__________________ You don't like my posts? Put me on ignore or fuck right off. I'll say what I want.