holy FUCK!!!!!!! Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle - GoFuckYourself.com

Grapesoda · 08-02-2013, 11:29 AM

A dog is supposed to be man's best friend, but you wouldn't wish this pooch on your worst enemy.

The dog's owner, a paralyzed man in Trumann, Ark., recently adopted the "small white fluffy" stray in hopes of having a loving animal companion, according to KAIT8.com.

Instead, the dog had to be euthanized after it bit off one of the man's testicles while he was asleep on Monday morning.

The man, who told police he has no feeling from the waist down, woke up with a "burning pain" in his mid-section.

He looked down and found his newly adopted dog between his legs, according to KAIT8.com.

The 39-year-old victim told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed his dog had blood on its feet and muzzle.

That's when he also realized that the dog had eaten one of his testicles, WMC-TV reported.

The man was taken to an area hospital to be treated for his injuries, according to a police report obtained by The Huffington Post.

The dog, which had been adopted by the man three weeks earlier, was euthanized with its remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.

As unusual as this story is, it's not the only gonad-related incident that has occurred in recent months.

In April, a shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou reportedly died of shock after having his family jewels locked in a vice-like grip by an irate woman.

In March, suspected Florida escort Priscilla Vaughn was arrested after allegedly eviscerating the testicles and biting the penis of a male client.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-02-2013, 11:35 AM

Suddenly my day doesn't seem so bad...

Owner should have tried another method to bathroom train his pooch:

ADG

Grapesoda · 08-02-2013, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Suddenly my day doesn't seem so bad...

Owner should have tried another method to bathroom train his pooch:

ADG

sandman! · 08-02-2013, 02:17 PM

_Richard_ · 08-02-2013, 02:22 PM

damn sympathy pain shouldn't work like this

brassmonkey · 08-02-2013, 02:27 PM

free vasectomy

Zeiss · 08-02-2013, 02:31 PM

dog eat dog

bronco67 · 08-02-2013, 02:33 PM

Did he feed him?

brassmonkey · 08-02-2013, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Zealotry

dog eat dog

that was a tv show!

TheSquealer · 08-02-2013, 02:50 PM

Do i have to be the one to point out the obvious retardedness of a paralyzed person adopting a stray dog?

Grapesoda · 08-02-2013, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Do i have to be the one to point out the obvious retardedness of a paralyzed person adopting a stray dog?

but he was so cute????

AdultTraffic.info · 08-02-2013, 04:44 PM

I now have this image embedded in my head of a naked paralyzed man with a dog munching on his gonads.

AdultTraffic.info · 08-02-2013, 04:44 PM

Grapesoda · 08-02-2013, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Avrada

brassmonkey · 08-02-2013, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Avrada

look at those teeth

CurrentlySober · 08-03-2013, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Suddenly my day doesn't seem so bad...

Owner should have tried another method to bathroom train his pooch:

ADG

I have one of these, but not for my dog... FOR MYSELF...

I don't wanna WASTE poo...

just a punk · 08-03-2013, 02:58 AM

Dogs are very smart. So it means you can't predict their behavior. It's easy to know what a cockroach or a spider will do in any particular situation. But you can know if for a dog.

The most smartest creatures on the planet - humans are the most unpredictable ones.

lagcam · 08-03-2013, 03:13 AM

I said "LICK" you stupid dog..... "LICK".

seeandsee · 08-03-2013, 03:15 AM

and leave your balls to dog now

DraX · 08-03-2013, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Dogs are very smart. So it means you can't predict their behavior. It's easy to know what a cockroach or a spider will do in any particular situation. But you can know if for a dog.

The most smartest creatures on the planet - humans are the most unpredictable ones.

Dogs are affectionate, loyal and a good friend but that does not make them smart.

brassmonkey · 08-03-2013, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Dogs are very smart. So it means you can't predict their behavior. It's easy to know what a cockroach or a spider will do in any particular situation. But you can know if for a dog.

The most smartest creatures on the planet - humans are the most unpredictable ones.

i was talking to a friend about this what if he had a tumor in the there? the testicle

bet they didnt even check the contents of the stomach of the dog.

Grapesoda · 08-03-2013, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i was talking to a friend about this what if he had a tumor in the there? the testicle

bet they didnt even check the contents of the stomach of the dog.

good point

Grapesoda · 08-03-2013, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DraX

Dogs are affectionate, loyal and a good friend but that does not make them smart.

my dog is really dumb for sure, and at 160 lbs it's a real fun time

brassmonkey · 08-03-2013, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

good point

go figure this shit they are doing a story on cbs monday. dogs can find tumors in live flesh

ill try to come back here and post the article monday.

NoWhErE · 08-03-2013, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

my dog is really dumb for sure, and at 160 lbs it's a real fun time

Same here, my Great Dane is dumb as a pile of bricks but I love the guy.

Grapesoda · 08-03-2013, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

go figure this shit they are doing a story on cbs monday. dogs can find tumors in live flesh

ill try to come back here and post the article monday.

see stuff about that before

Grapesoda · 08-03-2013, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Same here, my Great Dane is dumb as a pile of bricks but I love the guy.

no kidding have an OEM myself... not even 2 yet, and getting bigger every day

SilentKnight · 08-03-2013, 12:11 PM

From Cheers:

Sam - "Hey, what's up Norm?"
Norm - "It's a dog-eat-dog world Sammy. And I'm wearin' Milkbone underwear."

PXN · 08-03-2013, 12:13 PM

pic or it not true

brassmonkey · 08-03-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PXN

pic or it not true

you need to update your form cashx ran off

Grapesoda · 08-03-2013, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PXN

pic or it not true

http://www.nature.com/ijir/journal/v...ir200859f5.jpg

KyleC · 08-03-2013, 01:57 PM

Disturbing. Very disturbing.
Did this dog chew on a toy full of bath salts first?

globofun · 08-03-2013, 03:09 PM

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