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If Vladimir Putin Saw Barack Obama In A Hoodie Acting Suspiciously In His Neighborhood
who would win that fight?
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If Obama were 100% black I'd give him the fight easily.
But, since he's half-white...Putin kicks his ass. |
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I need a beer
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I don't trust those Ruskies,he would whip out a shank
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Putin has a black belt in Judo, while Barry only has a decent fall away perimeter jump shot.
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Somebody make that Flash game! When Barack's purple drank level goes down his punches and kicks are less powerful. Putin is some kind of Slav vampire so his energy source is human blood.
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Putin was a KGB agent, he would ruin Obama
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The lead detective and his department would want to charge Putin with murder but the rookie police chief wouldn't do it, so there would be an uprising in the community...
ahhh you guys got me.. you got me. Chuck Norris would win.
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It's 42
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So Fucking What
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I think Barry would fuck him up a little at first but Putin would use some Judo shit and win in the end.
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lol |
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Obama would not last a minute.
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the one that has the gun wins
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you underestimate black people, watch how they take care of a zombie, which is what I suspect Putin to be.
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![]() I concur with this sentiment. He would try to talk his way out of the smackdown that Putin would deliver.
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BACON BACON BACON
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i give it to Putin..there is a high chance that boy has killed people already
Although i also suspect he would evaluate the situation and realize obama is not a threat and not bother with him go home and have a drink and ride hot russian girls or whatever he does for kicks |
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Obama would lay the smack down on him.
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would he have skittles?
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According to CyberSEO, Putin would shake his hand and buy him Skittles.
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LOL, really ? Things must be different down there ;)
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The world would be better without both of them. IMHO.
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The NSA is watching YOU.
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Putin would destroy him. Easily. Between caviar and vodka shots.
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like Barack Obama
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Guess you never watched a boxing match or got into a fistfight with a black guy?
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