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blackmonsters · 08-31-2013, 08:04 AM

I swear to their god that I will spend the rest of my life telling then that I don't want to read that shit!!

Another ring of my doorbell is not going to change my mind!

Creatine · 08-31-2013, 08:09 AM

Why don't you tell them how you feel.

escorpio · 08-31-2013, 08:11 AM

Invite them in for bong hits.

JockoHomo · 08-31-2013, 10:00 AM

I love with the Mormon's come to my door...I spend all the time staring directly at their crotches and licking my lips and saying things like "excuse me could you repeat that...I was distracted"...then go right back to staring...after about 5 minutes I tell them I have to go...I am late for my appointment at the church of Satan and it's bingo night.

suesheboy · 08-31-2013, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Invite them in for bong hits.

...or for anal sex

CurrentlySober · 08-31-2013, 10:09 AM

With full respect to the OP...

Next time a JW pops up on your doorstep, just politely say 'I'm sorry - But I'm an Apostate...'

They will NEVER ring your bell again - Problem solved...

ITS REALLY THAT SIMPLE...

adultchatpay · 08-31-2013, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

With full respect to the OP...

Next time a JW pops up on your doorstep, just politely say 'I'm sorry - But I'm an Apostate...'

They will NEVER ring your bell again - Problem solved...

ITS REALLY THAT SIMPLE...

Yup definitely!

Just Alex · 08-31-2013, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I swear to their god that I will spend the rest of my life telling then that I don't want to read that shit!!

Another ring of my doorbell is not going to change my mind!

Those are cops dressed as Jehovas. SWAT team is on its way.

brassmonkey · 08-31-2013, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I swear to their god that I will spend the rest of my life telling then that I don't want to read that shit!!

Another ring of my doorbell is not going to change my mind!

answer the door with your gun tucked in your pants

they dont knock at my house anymore

blackmonsters · 08-31-2013, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

With full respect to the OP...

Next time a JW pops up on your doorstep, just politely say 'I'm sorry - But I'm an Apostate...'

They will NEVER ring your bell again - Problem solved...

ITS REALLY THAT SIMPLE...

I'm going to have to try that next time.

blackmonsters · 08-31-2013, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Creatine

Why don't you tell them how you feel.

LOL!

I just can't. Those fuckers are always too nice.

SuckOnThis · 08-31-2013, 11:46 AM

Fuckers just came to my door too about 10 minutes ago.

Ferus · 08-31-2013, 12:46 PM

It's simple; say "no", close the door and move along. Nothing more, nothing less. Don't waste your time getting pissed of by small things like that.

GAMEFINEST · 08-31-2013, 01:03 PM

its all gravy

seeandsee · 08-31-2013, 01:16 PM

ask them about free bj

Socks · 08-31-2013, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus

It's simple; say "no", close the door and move along. Nothing more, nothing less. Don't waste your time getting pissed of by small things like that.

Cheers. I handle telemarketers the same way, I just hang up. If it's a bank I do business with, I ask if it's something to do with my accounts, they start their spiel and I hang up. I don't hang up to be rude, I just do it to waste less of my time and theirs. I think it's the nicest thing I could do.

mikesinner · 08-31-2013, 01:25 PM

Just tell them you don't like mentally ill people beating on your door.

I don't know if that will work though, I mean being mentally ill they will probably come back the next day.

pornguy · 08-31-2013, 02:32 PM

I always offer them hookers and blow.

CurrentlySober · 09-01-2013, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I'm going to have to try that next time.

Dead serious mate. An 'Apostate' is someone who has been excommunicated from the Witnesses...

The witnesses are NOT ALLOWED to have contact with an apostate - So, they will mark you on their maps, (and the DO have 'maps') as a 'no go' house...

You will NEVER see another Jehovahs Witness on your doorstep, ever again

dillfly2000 · 09-01-2013, 02:17 AM

Used to be a weekly routine here.

So one time I just acted really interested and said "sure I'll join your group!"

Never rang my door bell ever again.

brassmonkey · 09-01-2013, 08:11 AM

tell them you worship the devil!

and you are about to slaughter a goat in the basement! for him

ask them if they would join you.

mamaliga · 09-01-2013, 09:05 AM

Totaly dislike jehovah witness homos. They knock on my door too time to time. I remember once was a young good-looking girl and wandering how the heck they mess her up so badly to became a jehova fagg/slut.

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